I have heard many people ask this question to me and I myself can not give them a direct answer - because the answer varies depending on what the situation actually is. However I figured I'd ask on here - because I, myself don't quite know good approaches to these questions.

Example:
When your girlfriend/date makes a comment (jokingly) about "wow look how ugly you are in this photo hahaha"

- You could probably come back with something like "yea - well I was trying to look like that - but you on the other hand always look like THAT!" (or something equally as lame.).

These are the types of questions and comments I am looking for good come-backs to. I will list a couple of the common ones I get and see how you guys reply to them. Maybe this will help out a lot of people who wonder the same thing.

Examples that need attention:

Her - (something is bothering her and she calls you to complain about it)

Question: - How do you be compassionate to her problem without being a therapist to her? (ie. you could say "I'm sorry that happened to you"... but I am one who believes saying sorry for something you didn't do is stupid.) What is a diplomatic way of handling this?

Her - she makes a joking comment about how "stupid" or "ugly" you are (in a non-serious way)

Question: - What would be a good come-back to say to her that she wouldn't even be ready for? Kinda make her laugh and still get the point across that you are confident?

Her - She tries to make you jealous by telling you something about another guy

Question: - I know most guys let jealousy go to their heads... I tend to also some times. Jealousy is simply a woman's way trying to see if you are willing to put effort into the relationship and are willing to protect it/her. So thus I tend to look at the jealousy tests as what they really are - her wanting re-assurance. However I usually tend to slap it back in their face with a comment such as "Damn, he sounds like a top-notch type of guy! You should go marry him and then afterwards you can come to me for amazing sex!" Or something equally as 'haha whatever - nice try". But what are some other good come-backs for women trying to make you jealous?

Her - She cracks a joke about you and then says "I'm so damn funny holy shit" (or something along those lines)

Question: - Guess you could come back with "to LOOK at!" or something.. but that is pretty pre-school and lame. What are some other good cocky-funny comments to make back?

Also - I am a fan of Cocky Funny Humor.. I use it a lot. Any suggestions on any given situations where you could use good quality cocky-funny routines and answers?

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When a girl makes a joke at you I usually laugh in her face but in a sarcastic way and then say something along the lines of-

Me: "Good one, I have nothing to say to that."

HB: "Did I hurt your feelings?"

Me: "I'll be over it by tomorrow."