well guys I've finally compiled my mental list of how to get chix

i have been very successful in my endeavors with womenz so you should probably follow these rules

1. get a haircut every two weeks
2. always put some deodorant and cologne on
3. look in the mirror like three times a day and fix your hair and make sure you're lookin' good
4. be stylish


you can get away with not doing all of these things and still get chicks. but if you want lots of chicks to notice you, do all this shit.

find a lady friend you know who cuts hair and start having her cut your hair every two weeks. i got a deal going where i pay $10 for my haircut and $5 for a tip and then she takes a lunch and we bang. best haircuts i ever got

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I lol'd

I don't think you were specific enough.

1. Concerning the hair cut, make sure it's a faux hawk
2. Axe spray works best for attracting womenz.
3. When checking self out in the mirror make sure collar is popped, so the ladiez no your the alpha maleness.
4. Be stylish, which means ed hardy v necks, fake tan, and shiny studs in ur earz

Me too.

Nickname yourself "The Situation" or "Pauly D" panties will drop.

lmao

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MY NEW FUCKING HAIRCUT

I got another list.

1. Stop wearing a hat made of gummybears.
2. Whipe your ass after you have been to the toilet.
3. Dont drink your own pee in public.
4. Always make sure you put clothes on before going out.

Nowadays I follow these rules and it is a huge improvement.

Strange, I tend to find not following this rule (or following it to the very minimum to avoid arrest) tends to work very well for me?

This post is meant as a joke right? I mean I really hope it is

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Yes

There is actually some truth in his post. People tend to over complicate seduction when the fact is, its easy.

She wants a dick, you want a pussy...nature has taken care of most of the work.

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Thats an informed opinion...

great post !!!

Fuck getting my hair cut and lookin like a queer in the process (I've been told I look gay with short hair anyway) but I'd agree with getting decent clothing.............you know? Fuck it, its not really so much how you look as how confident you are in yourself. To think looks are the only things that matter.

Thank you, ive been sitting here, with long uncut hair, smelling like i roll around in garbage cans, the only reflection i can access is the one in the pond where i live, and i though stylish was a some kind of seafood. But now, its all going to change!

Thanks for opening my eyes