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Molson
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:24 am 
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Havn't tried this myself yet but a female friend said it worked on her.

"Hi, I have amnesia. Do I come here much?"

lmfao. That's actually adorable. I want to try that. Although it should be "Do I come here often" and will likely be responded with a laugh or "I don't know."

Anyways... one I want to try was suggested by a friend.

You: "Hey. Want to get into an arguement?"
HB: "Haha no"
You: "Yes you do"
HB: *regardless of "Okay yes!" or "No" again
You: Then tease them for arguing with you, or for saying that they didn't want to argue but they are arguing, etc. Transition immediately!

You should replicate their tone in the first answer they give. So if they give you an "uhhh no?" give them an "uhhh yes you do"
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Just tried it worked like a charm

You-Hey can you help me on something?
her- sure
you-this girl from high school asked me to check out her sisters facebook page.
Obviously she is trying to hook us up with her sister, so I went on a date with her. After the second date she was all over me. I told her to relax and lets take it slow. I then let the her know I couldn't see her this week. She got upset. The day after I get a friend invite from a girl with no pictures saying she knows me from high school and she wants to meet up this week. I also am starting to get prank calls from a private number. I know its the same girl. Now do I let her know that i know its her with the fake facebook account and that its her calling me and hanging up or what else could I do?

kinda long but it, but you add trust, girls wanting you, you being sincere. I'm new to this so I didn't feel the timing for the number close. But I'll get there. For an opener its works great. She got all comfortable quick.
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Paul???
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Has been field tested and worked great.


Was on tram and had my ipod, and saw a set, and said "If you can guess what i'm listening to you get to keep my ipod" And One of them said "_______" and she had obviusly been looking at my ipod 'cause she was correct.


But yeah just say "If you can guess what i'm listening to you get to keep my ipod" And take it from there.
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Do you think its bad when your ex tries to run you over in a truck!?

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Hi,

I've posted this routine already in another topic, but still want to contribute it over here. It works wonders. Field tested a triple dozen times.


I use the following routine in stores all the time and it always gets them laughing:

HB: Can I help you with anything?
PUA: (Try to look like you have lost something) uh...yeah... I'm so stupid, I just lost my hamster. Have you seen him? He is about this tall (gesture lenght with your hands), likes ice-cream and has a white little mohawk on its head.... (the more detailled your description, the funnier it gets)
HB: NO
PUA: then what the hell are you standing there?! are you paid for doing nothing? (Neg) Go find my poor hamster!!!

This usually get's the girls laughing. If your target isn't a hired gun it still works: Just approach your target and ask: Have you seen my hamster?
The crazier the setting you are in, the better it gets: I've used this routine in the swimming pool and in a roller coaster ride and people couldn't stop laughing...

Although this routine works fine, I'm always in for improvement. So if you think you can improve this routine, please reply.

--> then go into other routines
--> at the end you ask: DO YOU SELL TELEPHONENUMBERS AS WELL♦?

<--There you have it, you have shown you are a funny guy and you WILL get her number and live happily ever after!!!

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This is great- i'm always thinking of the best thing to say to the hot salesgirls that work in the mall.. I was dying laughing. I'm doing that next time I'm in the mall for sure.
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This is a great thread! :twisted:

Probably going to try many of these in the near future. Will post success.
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theevermile
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This is pretty sweeet...
If you are waiting at a bar and you keep catching eyes with a girl.

Simply, in a playful/cheeky way stick out your tongue (like little kids do in the school playground) followed by a nice smile.
She will without a doubt smile back and giggle to herself.
This is will show you've notice her looking at you and gives you an opportunity to approach her (make sure you have prepared an opener and a routine).

Good Luck
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Sagan
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Are there certain kinds of openers that you should use only at nightclubs and bars, and others that you can use with street approaches? Or does it not matter?
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Paul???
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Are there certain kinds of openers that you should use only at nightclubs and bars, and others that you can use with street approaches? Or does it not matter?
It's really common sence. But if you can get away with it, say what ever you like.
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Hey guys. Just though of one and it's in need of opinions. Instead of walking up to a set and saying "hi. I'm bajer. Could i buy you a drink?" what about doing a bit of role reversal and say "hi. I'm bajer. Could you buy me a drink?" will this work? I think it might work when you're getting ioi's to approach. I think it might be good humor. A bit of cocky/funny with MM theory. Good combo. What do you guys think?

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awesome lines, thank you

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How much does a polar bear weigh?
I dont know, but enough to break the ice!
Hi, I'm _____.

Do not use with weight sensitive girls.
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chat her up then ask her to dance if she says no say do what jesus would want you to do if she stil refuses be lik wow i guess jesus was an asshole (not for religious sensitive people usually clubbing girls arent very religious) shel prob laugh and u can recover from a failed dance attempt.
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This may sound a little strange but I have to ask, did you go to Florida last year? (follow-up with, because there was this group of girls who stayed next door to us, and you look just like her, they’d made so much noise, and if you are her I feel I need to tell you off)

Oh my god do you have a sister? (don’t wait for a reply) because I swear I have just seen your twin.

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Hey you, lets small talk!

Obviously you don't mean you will actually small talk. Say it in a playful yet sarcastic way. I made a thread about this, but I thought id post it here too.
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