I am currently having a lot of recoveries by using this as a second message to girls that ignord my earlier approaches. So far I got 3 little mock divorces going all from girls who ignored my previos afc messages. Try it as a recovery. I'm using it on OKcupid at the momment. *marks his territory with urine*

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Not in Buffalo I hope!

Got a reply from one girl I really wasn't expecting:

"You should leave Pablo out of this... what about you and Jeeves, the Butler!"

I laughed my ass off at that... hehe. I like this girl.

Replied: "I didn't realize you knew about that. I swear it's just that I was so drunk, and you took soooooooo long getting ready for the wedding. I think there was a wig involved too...

You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember all those romantic dinners I made, and the pillow fights before spending the rest of the night making love?"

Thoughts on that anyone?

Ok, did back and forth over messages for a while then when I got to the "have you ever thought about trying to make tihs work" part she said maybe we should give ita shot. Didn't really seem appropriate to follow the rest of the steps at that point, so I decided to start a chat session and talk to her a bit.

Now, the problem is the whole time she JUST replied to the game and didn't say anything else about herself. Mostly short, one line answers. Tried to get her number at the end, but she just said we should chat some more first.

So I guess it worked so far, but didn't quite get to pull off the whole thing. Thanked her for playing along, she said she had fun too and we'd chat later.

Oh, Ed. Just ... wow.

Tell me you haven't sent a message like that to every single girl who hasn't responded to you on this website. Because some of them may not get the humor, and will probably block you. (But I suppose that's not the end of the world; it's just the internet.)

However, since you did it in such a heartwarming matter (albeit tinged with oddly-placed sarcasm), I'll admit that the imaginary memories were good too. No, not good, great. The stuff of Hallmark movies. Ours is a love that will last forever in our collective imaginations.

Hey, as long as I get both the vacation homes, plus our prize-winning cocker spaniel, I promise I won't violate the terms of Section 4, Clause 5b. I mean, I get it. For you, wearing women's underwear is purely a comfort thing.

Goodbye forever! I'll think of you fondly.

---------MY REPLY-------

Agreed, not the end of the world at all. I probably would have found them excruciatingly dull anyways. To answer your question only women with sexy minds *drool* get a second chance. Yours is, well, borderline so I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

The lingerie thing was purely a defense mechanism in response to the traumatizing infidelity you seemed intent on perpetuating throughout our memorable relationship. I can assure you that after a 100 plus hours of intense psychological therapy and rehabilitation I have given up the lingerie. I have also found it within my heart to reconcile with Pablo the pool boy and Tiberius your personal trainer. I do have to admit though, as I have been losing sleep recently; I had a threesome with two of your bridesmaids the day before the weeding. It would seem we were doomed to fail. I hope this doesn’t get too heated, I simply can’t give up the dog that easily. Haven’t you taken enough from me!

Your ex-hubby

Ed

P.S. Little Eddie is starting to ask when mommy is coming back.

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Another result from a girl that is like 10 minutes a way from me. To make it seem more realistic i threw in some localized spots like a popular mexican place and the local stadium. Here it is with her response:

Subject: Have you an imagination?

So here's the deal I spent a few minutes dissecting your profile and I thought I'd let you know that I have already decided to marry and then divorce you in my over active imagination.

Thank you for all the wonderful imaginary memories, we will always have the time you threw up all over that nice elderly couple at la vics after a night out on the town. Or even the fight you got into with the concession guy at hp pavillion during a sharks game.

Your ex-hubby

Ed,


P.S. I've decided you can keep the vacation home in Honolulu if you agree to abide by the stipulations prescribed in section 4, clause 13b of the prenup.

Her Reply:

This was an amazing fantasy that kept me entertained for a full minute. That therefore deserves a reply, because I get a lot of messages - which is why I deleted my pictures! You seem like an awesome guy.

(She had some pretty sexy photos up earlier.)

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I would like to change this part to:

If you fail at this point, you’ve done something wrong. Don't give up!
Go masturbate to hot lesbian porn.

Wait 30 minutes!!

Then begin at step 1 again. REMIND YOURSELF NOT TO BECOME A STALKER ONCE IN A WHILE.

my game is way off after, giving myself a handshake.

this is gold

number closed with this shit lol. and i used it on someone i met the same day

I've had quite mixed results from this (a whole bunch of ignores), but when it works, boy does it work.

I've also successfully rescued the routine from a "what the hell?" response. Don't give up if you get one of those! Here's the response I gave:
That last part came straight from her profile. Integrate that into your messages! It's crucial. I think it might even be a good idea to work it into the opening message.

That got me a "lmao...", which meant I was a little farther in. So then I went with this:
Now she's been challenged to play along, and is actually amused instead of weirded out, so she'll respond:
And off we go!

Got this from another girl amidst her playful response:
Almost enough to make me feel guilty for using something stock, heh.


I want to point out that more than half of the messages I sent out got ignored. Internet sarging is seriously a numbers game.

Here's something else that worked for me. It'll probably work well in general Internet message-sarging, not just for this routine.

Scour the HB's profile for something you can use to create a nickname. Then, add it into the SUBJECT LINE.

For example, this one girl had something in her profile like "If you could choose between a brownie and celery, and you'd choose the brownie... we'd get along." She also had crazy long brown hair. So, my subject line was "It's over, Brownie." Click, read, warm response.

Also, when you call the girl for the first time, USE THE NICKNAME. Instant laughs and rapport. That works especially well if you work in a silly nickname. For instance, one girl gave me her number before I even had her name (it wasn't on her profile). So, I told her that I had her in my phone as "Ex," and if that kept up I was going to have to resort to using nicknames... and "you don't want that, Snuggle-bunny." She was amused, I got the name, and I used "Snuggle-bunny" on the first call. Magic.

doesnt work for me

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I've had to translate this to Dutch, but I haven't gotten many succes with it...

But I tried an English speaking HB7 and she responded, but now I am stuck, can anyone think of a good response to this:



HB7: But the prenuptial agreement says that u only get the cat and the old sofa from my grandma. Nice try....

ME: No no, you lost that right because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

HB7: Uhm that was actually a girl. Her name was Paola.. Remember? U where there too....

nevermind, I already replied with this:

Oh you mean Pablo's sister who cleaned the pool on the weekends.

As far as Paola goes, I had a fling with her right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.

You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?

I find this approach very cheesy and AFC'ish.

This is good material. The key here is to hook the girl with the opener and be online when her response comes through. This has the energy to build a witty, high-energy back-and-forth banter, but the responses need to be immediate. Banter is hard to maintain over an asynchronous medium like email when there is a day or even many hours between messages. I am trying a version of this on one of my targets on eHarmony to see how she responds.

I sent a version of the initial message to about 10 hot women on an online dating site in my area and so far 6 have replied. This is fun.