ok, you see a girl with ridiculously large and possibly fake breasts

you say :there is no way those are real..

ok i dont know if this is a terrible idea, but a girl in the library just walked by and it came to mind. what do you all think...

Good opener, if you wanna get slapped quicker than you could say, "no way those are real".....

Scrap this idea... Have you forgotten your manners?!

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i know, i was considering sarging this girl in the library trying to think of a line, and she left before i did, at that point i noticed absurdly large boobies popping out of her sweater, and i thought of that... dont think i'd say it..

yah thatll just get you shit like the wanna fuck opener, more likely to piss off and offend

I see two option:
Turn it into an opinion opener "what do you think about boob jobs? A friend of mine wants to get one and bla bla bla"
Or you could make it cocky, but put the blame on someone else "my friend and I have a bet going on you, he says those are fake" Ok, don't know about this one, it will probably get you slapped too. But who cares? Getting slapped is also fun!

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that's a great idea, if your talking to a girl that's a slut. otherwise i would never recommend doing it. or if she was real immature, then it would work

yea the whole idea of the opener is to "open conversation" whilst not seeming like a creep or typical guy looking for sex. the opinion suggestion and the original opener both tell the girl that the first thing you noticed were her cans. not a good start.ha definately be funny to watch tho

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-rook

I don't know man, don't girls get boobs jobs so that we WILL notice them? Seems to me there's gotta be some way to turn this around.

girls get boob jobs so that the men they sleep with can appreciate them and yes in somesense to be noticed, but i dont think they want everyguy that walks into the club to walk up and give em a squeeze

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The boob job opinion opener works just fine, I have used it before, you just want to make sure you have some girl to point to as an example of either bad or good looking breasts and depending on how they look you can work it in as "but look how they don't move" or "she's starting to sag, do you think she would look better with a boob job, cause I've got a friend who's breasts are starting to do the same thing and she's worried about having granny boobs hanging down to her knees by the time she's 40".

As for the "me and my friend were betting" line, it is possible to make it work if you play everything right. Basically you're gonna have to draw her attention away from her breasts before and after you use it, ie. "Hey there, I noticed that you've got a beautiful face, but my friend has this problem (I don't mean to offend you here), but he can't seem to stop wondering about whether or not your breasts are real..." I don't know if this will work, but its the best way I could think of wording it. I would rather ask her about whether her breasts are real once I've already built attraction and use it as a way to get her to DHV to me and build some comfort.

Dude, don't go up to a girl and start talking about tits. Even if she is open to talk about it freely, theres a huge percentage of women who aren't and chances are you'll run into more of those than not. Besides, who talks about titties for an opener? Get real.

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i second that, get real and grow up

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-rook

Let me just say boys, that I happen to be a thin girl with naturally large boobs, and guys have tried those lines so many times. You hear it so often that ANY guy who opens with that topic, no matter how clever, just looks like a jerk. Just don't do it, it's obnixious.

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I wanna be Barbie, that b*tch has everything

I GIVE UP!!! Stop pounding me guys. I was simply trying to save an already terrible idea for a pick up line. LOL!

But to all the AFCs out there that are thinking about boobs, stop it! Seriously, most girls will notice if you're looking at their boobs. I had a fair share of sad stories of me, boobs, and girls that didn't get my sick sense of humor. Don't worry, my face recovered nicely
Simply not looking at girl's boobs is a big (and secret) DHV. They simply know when a man looks.

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Anyone can walk into a bar and pick up a random girl.
The trick is to make the experience unforgettable to her.
A real PUA will make every women he encounters feel like she experience something once in a lifetime.

Are we 5 years old?

*AFC mind set*

Wow.. that girl has nice tits, OMG I just thought of the best opener!! I'll totally walk up and ask her if they are real or not! She is bound to want to start a conversation with me then!! Dammit i'm amazing. Mystery and Style would be ever so proud of me.