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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:12 am 
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! OFFER ANY FEED BACK YOU WANT GOOD BAD OR INDIFFERENT. THX FOR THE HELP. PLAY ON !

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Turning an AFC into a New PA
Buying clothing we are in a trendy shoe store hooking him up.
I gamed up one of the HB clerks walking around within like 10 min had her eating out of my hand and got her number.

SIDE-NOTE: Shoe stores like DSW or other big places are TRE (target rich environments you got every thing from MILFS to CO-EDs)

After I that we focused on buying the shoes got the rookie all hooked up with some some hot shoes.

As we are checking out I noted the girl behind the counter was a HB7-9 (depending if you like them thick, me I like the gazelle build my self :twisted:)

I Noticed that the music they were playing in the store was kind of like this soft sort of techno music that sounded like porn music.

My conversation with the target:
0rion: Do you pick the music in here?
Target: No....why?
0rion: well who picks the music around here then? (playful)
Other clerk (now watching very intently): Its satellite radio that's approved by corporate. Why does it bother you?
0rion: O not at all I love this stuff! I've actually looking to get a a CD of this stuff. I've been looking to sit back and relax with some of my favorite porno filck music.
Target::shock:
0rion: (Time to move in for the kill! LOL :twisted:) it really reflects my life style.
Target: What are you a porn star?
0rion: Well I am a legend in the bed room.

So I moved to close.

On the way out I was thinking about all the other more cool /funny stuff I that could had been used there.

So my question for the room is any one got any funny or cool responses to:
Target: What are you a porn star?[/b]

Thx. Play On

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:38 pm 
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I think you answerd very well. I might of used missdirection though, something like:

" No no, I'm not taking applications anymore. A few weeks back I could of made you big though"

or

" I'm sure you would know if I was one, you look the type to read playgirl under her chemistry book"

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:33 pm 
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Maybe:

"Nah I would never do what I love as my job."

Or:

"It's a hobby, not an occupation."

Just some ideas.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:39 am 
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How about:
"You would recognize me with my pants off." I dont know, first thing that came to mind.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:07 pm 
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"Actually I have 2 jobs. At night I am a porn star and during day I am a priest so I can ask forgiveness for the sinns I have comitted the night before."


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:17 pm 
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"Wow we only just met and your already wanting to know what im like in bed...jees just restrain yourself for now"

Cheesy version

"Porn star? What you looking for a few contacts to help you get into the business? Here type your number in my phone and ill set you up"

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:25 pm 
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"Ill show you some time."


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:19 am 
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Thx you for your assistance gentlemen your humor / wisdom will be incorporated in my future sarges.


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