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Diggidoyo: Oct 9, 2009 - 10:14am

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

-Dave

ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii.

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CherrieOnTop: Oct 19, 2009 - 5:58am

Douche

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Diggidoyo: Oct 19, 2009 - 6:27am

lmao. It took you 10 days to spell a 6 letter word? Congratulations! No need to overexert yourself. Here's a 5 letter one: Bitch.
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No response so far. Any tips to re-engage? She does say she's only looking for women in her profile... Maybe I can comment on that due to a common interest? Thanks for the help!



and PS.... this is a JOKE! Just thought it was worth a laugh.

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there's no 'lol' or smileys. how could you not have used the smileys!?

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To be honest I think your opener was shite but LoL! I thought your witty response was funny! but it seems like she took it offensively and she might actually be a lesbian since you said she's only looking for women. Don't take it to heart bro, you tried.

Of course! Damnit. How could I forget those?! They really need to invent a sarcasm smiley.

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haha here's another one. Sent to a smokin' 29 year old:

From: diggidoyo
Subject: So.. Sent Date: 1/17/2010 5:46:37 PM


After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,
-Dave

ps. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii


From: sunshinebamberg
Subject: RE:So.. Sent Date: 1/20/2010 12:25:19 PM


AWW HOW SWEET >>>DEAR DAVE

either way you must be on drug or think you all that,but i got NEWS FOR YOU!!! YOU AINT sh*twith your 20 years. Lil BOY , go back to your mom and nipple there for a big bottle,WHO GIVES A DAMN OF WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR MIND !! YOUR IMAGINARY MEMORIES MUST BE SOMEWHERE where there is a big hole ... oh wait that would called your brain ..UPS... do you know who I AM PUNK?? DONT MIX ME UP WITH SOME other CHICK ONLINE !!! I AM SUNSHINE AND YOU A DAMN SHIT-LOSER!! GROW UP PUNK!!!!!! AND DONT BOTHER ME ever again OR I report YOUR ASS FOR HARASSMENT!!!!!!
IS THIS CLEAR sh*tHOLE???!!!!!



Was going to come back calling her a grandma or something but I didn't even bother responding. I love how downright pissed some of these girls get from a simple message.

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Well at least we know why shes single
I also find it quite comical that a women who types like a 13 year old is telling you to grow up

Maybe you could re-frame her reply as an IOI!. Just kidding!

In your OP
"CherrieOnTop: Oct 19, 2009 - 5:58am

Douche

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Diggidoyo: Oct 19, 2009 - 6:27am

lmao. It took you 10 days to spell a 6 letter word? Congratulations! No need to overexert yourself. Here's a 5 letter one: Bitch. "

It was good up until the last word - offline it would be very funny. Online it's VERY high risk to NEG gently let alone strongly. I probably would have replied "Yeah cute! I'm a s---l---o---w typist too..." and carried on

I personally have used that same opener (it's from WS4W) and met quite a few women back in my single days. It was probably my favorite opener as it always got amazing responses.

Frankly, it is obviously not working for you. This is most likely because your profile is lacking. When you send a message to an attractive woman over a website, after reading the message she is going to check out your profile. If your profile does not portray you as a fun and exciting person with lots of friends (both male and female) then she is going to respond the way she did.

Here is an example from my chat logs showing her initial response. The log goes much longer but I chose not to include all that as it was mostly more CF with ex-wife role-play mixed in...
Just look at all those IOIs. Think of how many different directions you can take this! Hence why I loved using this opener.

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A chronicle of my reformation from AFC to PUA: http://simpua.livejournal.com/

I've had very limited success with this opener too. Only got 2 or 3 girls to respond, and they all pretty much dropped contact after a couple emails...

Been reworking my profile though, so maybe it's better now?

Simpua maybe you should link us to your profile so we can see how it's done?

Oh don't worry, Simpua. My profile is defiantly above par and I have also gotten plenty of positive responses from this and many other openers. But every now and then you get a response that just seems to come from left field haha. Makes me laugh so I thought I'd share.

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