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| sovic | PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:30 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:09 pm Posts: 3 | | I'm going to a lock and key event for singles in Pittsburgh tonight. Anyone have any advice on what strategy to use for the event (e.g., have a short interaction to try to unlock the girl's lock and re-enter sets later or stay in each set untill you at least number close when you first approach?)
Any other clever advice on anything?
Thanks in advance for any replies!
Newbie sovic from Pittsburgh
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| Bloodmuffin | PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:30 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:08 am Posts: 128 | | A guy brings a girl to his apartment for the first time and before he opens the door the girl says "hold on, I know how a man performs sexually by the way he opens his door. If he has a hard time putting the key in the lock, then he is inexperienced and I don't like that. If he is forceful with the door, then he is rough in bed and I don't like that either. So how do you open your door?" The guy says "Well the first thing I do is, I lick the lock."
I use jokes as openers sometimes as well as trying to maintain a sexy/funny frame and this joke will certainly get a few laughs at the event.
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| coach1173 | PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:18 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat May 19, 2012 8:26 pm Posts: 5 Location: United States | | I'm bumping because as a noob I'm attending one of these this week. Any advice is appreciated.
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