He jdan01. Just keep the banter going, she is obviously up for emailing you as otherwise she just wouldnt have replied.

Keep it cocky and you could keep following the routine.

Why not something like:

O you mean you couldnt find any guy as good as me that you became a lesbian. You know we could have the same thing again. You loved those massages I gave you in the warm pools in Hawaii.

Just stick to your style and keep the chat flowing.

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I pinged a modified version of this to a HB 9 on pof, she came back with

"Okayy your kinda weird xx"

I replied with "I'd day unique, funny and confident actually How would you describe yourself in 3 words? (not including looks, I can see what you look like!) Remember we divorced cos YOU ran off with the dancer guy!

And her response to this:

"Look
we will never get married so we wont get divorced
CAN YOU STOP IMAGINING THINGS
its bugs me xx "

I guess this is going nowhere, and I should probably stop wasting my time on this one, but any ideas for a reply to possibly salvage this? The fact she's bothered replying makes me wonder, cos she could have just deleted and blocked.

Cheers G

Hi guys. Im just getting into the PUA world. Due to my remote location, and huge lack of local talent that hasn't already been done, I have to focused on the Internet most of the time.

Man this is THEE best thing I have ever tried.

I have mass response from this, 80% positive - From about a 2% interest rate before this.

I have just sorted a date with a HB9 way out of my usual league! man Im made up!!


The biggest thing I have discovered is to make each send personal and be flexible with it. I go through their profile and see if I can include anything from there, even if its just something to do with the location.

One mornings work on POF:

5 hours,
35 messages sent,
9 replies,
5 read but no reply,
1 read delete,
8 POF message conversations,
7 IM addresses,
3 phone numbers,
1 date tonight.

Result - and still 20 unopened mails!!

Such a good laugh in the process too.

Best reply I got:

Original Message YOU sent on 1/6/2010 12:03:35 PM

It was YOU with Pablo, I know what I saw!!!!

Well, as we are talking about your sister - I had a fling with her right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.

You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights, the tickle wrestling, the long romantic walks, the adventures, the great sex and the romantic dinners I would suprise you with? There were excellent times.


REPLY:

I dont remember them?

I remember dreaming of my night in shining armour on a white horse and then some idiot in tin foil on a donkey turned up...

... that was you!

LOL
x



LAMO - got to find a good reply.....??


so, I came back with:


Gasp.

what do you mean, it was me that disappointed; I was promised a Princess Leia and all I got was Princess Fiona - what did happen to your ex Shrek?

Anyhow, no matter how bad our start was, there were feelings like an uncontrollable animal between us. Thats why we got married. There were so many great times but you threw them all away...


REPLY:

ha ha!

Well where do we go from here then?

You obviously got back in touch for a reason?

You missing looking into my deep brown eyes? stroking my soft silky legs? watching me cry at soppy movies?

or do you just want your favorite T-shirt back that i used to wear as a nightie?

What do you guys put in the subject line of the message?

My subject line has been "Ahh, the memories"
but I actually got about the same response with just ":o)"

ha ive sent about 15 of these that i changed up to fit me better.
ive gotten 4 numbers, 5 girls im still working on and the rest havent replied back. this is hilarious.

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This seems pretty solid although I'd be wary of sending this to girls I've known for any length of time at all. Gotta makes sure this randomness is congruent with your personality.

I've tried this very enthusiastically about 8 times, rapid fire, from my OkCupid profile. The two girls that really got going about it were two that I had already been talking to, but things had cooled down with a bit. I wasn't able to get much out of using it as an opener, but that might be my fault.

In any case, this shit is dynamite as a way to get a girl warmed back up.

hmm sent a variation of the first part of this, all I got back from a HB8 is "hahaha " what's the next logical response to that or should i just let that go?

I have used something similar to:

"Oh yea, always laughing at me. Divorce is nothing to laugh about..."

then carry on with the the sequence

Ooh thats a good one too! I ended up using "Well I'm glad to see at least you still have your sense of humor in light of these times "

So here's my little revamp of step one that I'm sending to a girl who displays a rather incredible intelligence in her profile accented by an endearingly cute sarcasm. Very sexy mind/writing style if you know what I mean. God i'm a dork.
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Subject: >:-*

Wow, I'm horrible at emoticons, but that's an angry brow ridge followed by a set of eyes, and a little nose and ended with pursed lips to express a tinge of frustration.

All is well though. After a second, rigorous, yet brief review of your profile I have decided to marry and divorce you in my mind. I would like to thank you for all the truly wonderful imaginary memories...*sigh* you will always have a very special place in my heart.

Your ExHubby,

Ed

p.s. My lawyer has suggested that I offer you the vacation homes in Tahoe, and Rio if you will agree not to challenge the stipulations prescribed in section 4, clause 5b of the prenuptial agreements.

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Not getting very much response for some reason. One girl replied to step 1, but nothing from step 2. Got maybe 3 profile views... been spending pretty much the whole day at work sending this to girls.

Is there an alternate, "recovery" to this after a couple days?

Maybe something like:

"Ouch, you're not even going to try and get me back? I guess you and Pablo the poolboy must be very happy in that beach house of ours..."