Hey hey hey thats SIR Gaylord to you!

Gurl! I was thinking of sticking my dick up your ass, but I guess you already have something up there.

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You just went down from a HB2 to a HB1.5

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Don't hate the player.

A black man can NEVER be racist and a can NEVER be sexist!
That is very true and I am with you 100%.
Gotta love double standards!

In the words of Stewie Griffin:

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch."

Point Blank. If a girl gives you that look, and you say this in return only two things can happen:
1. Shock/Silence/Jaw Dropp
2. Shit hit's the fan, and she's screaming louder than a drunk chick at a rock concert.

So, in response to #2: Walk away and flick her the bird casually, keeping a non-chalant attitude about yourself.

i would say something like, "toxic shock syndrom...its terrible" big smile and say to the friends " to bad i couldnt get to know you." or something along those lines. This is just what poped into my head.

Sooo many good ones I dont know which one to use in case it happened. But I'm all for the "nice" ones or -to the friends- "too bad I couldn't get to know u guys" or "Is she always rude like this?"

But I just thought of something like -to the friends- "Vow, Do you guys actually hang around with such person, must be embarrassing!"
cuz then they'd feel their social value is lowered by their friends action and try to talk to and prove that they are not that bad, or pressure her friend to come and apologize which is GOLD!

Someone posted something about wanting a comeback to "take someone down a peg" ... unfortunately, I think that this mindset is all too prevalent among guys in general. I mean, let's face it: we want to win... whatever we perceive as winning.

That's why we don't give up when girls tell us to get lost. That's why we want to come up with a wittier retort. Hell, maybe that's why I'm posting again, hoping someone will get my point.

The point of a witty retort is NOT to take someone down a peg. It is to BE FUNNY and bring positive energy to the situation. Plus, you show that you have a sense of humor and a good life perspective, and you demonstrate that you are above caring about what he/she thinks of you.

When your purpose is to "take someone down a peg", that becomes an aggressive act, and you are bringing or increasing negative energy in the situation. Not to mention, you are DLV'ing yourself by showing what thin skin you have.

I'd rather say nothing, smile, risk people thinking I'm a wuss, and just get on with the night. Who cares what they think? What other people think is none of your business.

And damned if I let something as lowly and pedestrian as what other people think affect how my night goes.

Strong inner game will get you through ANYTHING. I recommend reading Stormy's posts on the Inner Game forums, reading or listening to Tolle and Robbins, and getting into some NLP. Frogs into Princes by Bandler & Grinder is a great start for that.

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These are great cobra! Last night I opened a set - HB4 and HB9 - I could tell just from the AFCs (big time) I had seen the HB9 with earlier that she was gonna have a major bitch shield and sure enough when I opened with an "I need a girls opinion" the HB4 started crampin my sarge and stopped me dead in my tracks with a "yeah whatever... you're just tryin to get a girl" or something of that variation. Friends always come first and just by looking at the HB9 after hearing this from her friend, I could tell that she was now just pissed I was even in front of her. PERFECT time for 'ah how cute... you thought i was hitting on you!'... that's gold.

Instead what I did here was just finished my opener, got a "girls opinion", and got outta there, thanking them for settling me and my friends vicious debate and sending them on their way.

My friend got a straight up F-off response the other night so I can't wait to help him with these. good stuff!

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One time a girl told me to "F**K OFF", i just smiled and asked her "Are you always this fiesty?" she was like "go away you creep" and i said somthing along the lines of "listen sweetheart id love to stay and chat but i need to go grab a drink" then I just smiled again and walked off to the bar and guess who tapped me on the shoulder when I got there? no not her, her hotter friend and she was like "sorry about my friend" and I was like "why she seems lovely?" she laughed and we ended up talking some more then making out. You should of seen the look on f**ck off girls face when we went back to the table holding hands.

OMG You are the MAN! Hahahah.... awesome.

David Wygant says to always be polite and positive if someone blows you off, for that very reason.

Man, that's hot. I like these kind of stories.

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This happened the other day to me I was talking to this HB5 who was next to an HB8. Everything was going good untill.

Ace: You have a good girl face but bad girl tendencies
HB5: What, why?
Ace: You didn't even introduce me to your friend
HB8: Fuck off
Ace: Is she always like that?
HB5: no... (her friend cuts her off
HB8: No it's just that you're being rude because we obviously dont want to talk to you.
Wing: Ohh Im sorry, my friend just likes hitting on slutty chicks (in a loud voice so the other peeps in line hear him)

A group of dudes that overheard him start laughing intensely. Her face turns red and she covers her face while she walks away pulling he friend with her.

lol @ Ace's story.

What about a compound opener here?

You respond with something cool and mellow. Show you can be funny and laid back, but not insulted or retorting. Something like the suggested "Pleasure to meet you." works out well - it's sarcastic but you aren't being rude, the sarcasm is expected - she knows she's being a bitch.

What if you follow it up later - it could be 3 hours (maybe she's in a different mood and will feel bad about being such a bitch and will actually feel the need to qualify because of it) - or it could be in 10 seconds ("Hey, have we met?").

I'd imagine in most cases she wouldn't want to be a bitch twice in a row like that, but the problem with re-opening in about 10 seconds lies in if she WAS bitchy again. I suppose you could then play it like it was your first opener, but if you now just walk off with your tail between your legs you would look much more like a chump.