SHIT TEST—noun: a question, demand, or seemingly hostile comment made by
a woman intended to gauge whether a man is strong enough to be a worthy
boyfriend or sexual partner. If he takes the question, demand, or comment at
face value, he fails and generally loses the opportunity to move forward in his
interaction with her. Examples include telling him he is too young or old for
her, or asking him to perform an unnecessary favor.

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Romeo, I'd like your help on this one...

Last weekend I'm at a bar, a waitress, HB7 Asian, was looking at me from across the bar. I was with a beautiful girl friend of mine and 5 guy friends. I catch her singing to a song, she notices me watching, I act like WOW, what a weirdo!

She comes over to me to say, "Hey..you like that song to...don' t laugh at me." I responded with a questionable look and a shrug (no words as I took another sip)

Over the next hour, she came back to talk to me 4-5 times, so I was preparing for the close.

**Enter your help**

I walked up beside her as she was waiting for the bartender to supply her next round to deliver (tuff scenario)

Her> I have a boyfriend

ME> GREAT! Bring him to lunch with you too! (not skipping a beat)

Her> Actually, I'm kinda envolved with like 5 guys right now (scrunching her nose)

ME> Well, then your just not my type after all. (I walked away)

She waited by the door at closing time looking for me, waiting for me, and shook my hand and said "It was nice meeting you tonight"/.

What would you have done?

I love that one!!! I can so pull that off...

I've gotten this one...

Girl: I'm the princess that's why...
Me: then you can call me daddy cause i'm the mothafuckin King!!!
Girl: you Motherfucker!
Me: thanks for the compliment... but you'll have to wait in line like the rest of the MILFS

Sneaky underhanded stuff here
I love it

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So u think you can handle this?

This thread makes me look forward to shit tests just so that I can see what I can swing back at them, and make them submit.

i got a great one been workin on it for a while now


hb:i have a boyfriend
Nfo:good for you im not gay then
OR
Nfo:I dont think that doesnt concerns me

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

fukkin nice i got 5 points in 1 day(my first day at that)!!!!!!!

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

I dont know about if you could do this, depends if you were going out that night or what.

I would have either done 1 of two things:

1. Cut my losses, realised the set is to restricted in terms of time etc, and gone in for the number close smoothly. telling her you and your friends were going to blah blah club she should come, bring friends. etc.

or

2. Been super alpha infront of everyone and made everyone wait while i picked her up for a natural timed #close.

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Ratio theroy...

FYI: No-one cares, points don't get you girls, or improve your life positively in any foreseeable ways.

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Amor est Vitae Essentia

harse, but nessesary i was a bit too hyped up

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

I don't get this, why would she say she's with 5 guys? Isn't she just completely DLV'ing herself and calling herself a slut (against all MM theory)?
What could be the right answer to that. One is to say something implying she's promiscuous but I suspect she was wanting that to rationalize not going for him. Comments?

well the way i see it either she is in fact a slut or she's trying to DHV herself by saying she gets any(and every apparantly) guy she wants its not accually that rare for girls to do this nowadays(which is a bit sad)

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

Bro that was good, Props to you man!

HB: Were you just staring at that girls ass?

PUA: No, her ass was staring at my eyes.

HB: I used to to think you were clever.

PUA: So why did you stop thinking?

HB: go fuck yourself

PUA: I quit doing that a while ago. Now I get women to do that for me.

"WOW u just met me and your already thinkin about fuckin'"

HB: "i think u should talk to girls your own age"

Me "whats the matter granny cant keep up?"