If a girl ever says shes got a boyfriend, just say,

"Listen iv just met you, and your already telling me bout your problems" :L

or

"Yeah but im not interested in him, im interested in you"

haha they crack me up them

calling a girl a "pig" is not a good idea. That's far too harsh of a neg. You don't want to imply a girl is fat.

I just read all 18 pages of this thread and wow, this one was some real money.

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Jay, I hope you can take this into your consideration.

What if a girl calls out, "You sound/look like a player?"

What should we say?

Nice, some of them are really good, some of them i've already used at some point. Jay Wa, that is exactly what everybody needs, something different to say to the HB, something they never heard before...

Real good material, keep it up!

Legend, thank you so much jay wa. Some of these lines are just genius and easily changeable and workable to different situations.

Once again thank you x

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Welcome.

Changing the subject can work (actually have seen it working), but I'd like to hear cool c&f respond as well

btw Jay, havent read everything, working on it, but this is really good. Thanks a lot for sharing and updating, truely apprecaited buddy

My favorite is "that's perfect he can get us orange juice and make us breakfast in the morning"

great thread keep it up!

[quote="Jay Wa"]What to say when she asks what you do for a living:

"So what do you do?" - Her

C. "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."-You

"I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for a new accountant and a go-go dancer.... ahhh.... you look like you could go go dance for us."

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Contingency idea for the "37 Routine":

me: think of a 2-digit number between 1 and 50. both numbers are odd and cant be the same
me: is it 37?
her: no, 41
me: really? that's amazing, i'm kind of glad it wasn't 37, you see most people pick 37, the ones who don't have a more abstract view on life.

or something to that effect

One I have used very effectively once you already have them interested as a push-pull:

ME: Time for my favorite time of the night!
HER: What's that? {Something like that}
ME: Oh common you know (with sly look on your face and a big smile)
HER: Talking/Hanging out w/ me!
ME: WOW someone sure thinks highly of themselves don't they?
HER: {blah blah}
ME: I was actually referring to doing {x-activity}. Lets go. (Take her to do the activity).

Fucking Brilliant

This girl called me a tease when using one of these lines though,

would some-one care to explain to me what/why she would call ME a tease?

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I just spent a very well-entertained hour reading through this entire thread. I do not remember all of these lines by heart, but I remember the gist of them, and my gift, it seems, is C&F lines, so I am sure that your material will leak out in ebbs and flows over time as I work what magic I possess.

Many thanks!

EDIT: Ah yes, on a second note, I am thinking of field testing this, but haven't had a chance(just thought of it today):

To open a one-set sitting at the bar, looking for guys to buy her drinks:

You: So, when're you going to buy me that drink?
Her: I think it's you who is supposed to buy the drink.
You: Uh, no...if you want to have any chance with me, you're gonna have to liquor me up first. When you buy me that drink, lemme know.

And then walk back to your wings or friends or whatever. The freeze out will eventually cause her to buy you that drink and re-initiate conversation, I hope. Make sure to have your wing sit at an angle to see when she has bought the drink, you should sit facing away from her. Delivery is very important here - you must be very light hearted, very confident.

I plan to field test it soon. Maybe tomorrow.