Let me in the times of the holidays and spirituality bring out a long middle finger from the pick up community in the face of the rest of the world.

This post is not about hate, if you think that you have completely misunderstood my point.

See, media tries to push us to buy all these jewelry, outfits, fragrances, flowers, chocolates, gym memberships, miracle pills for god knows what. Anything to suck pennies out of your pockets and give you hopes that girls will fall for you because of this.

But We are pick up artists, we are the mole in the ass of the money hoggers!
We don’t have to be pretty boys with expensive cars, nice clothes and piles of cash, we steal their women anyways.
Because we have skills, flair, and charm!
We practice these things daily, we don’t rely on luck, looks, or material possessions to pick up girls, we have designed “technology” for it.
Our “techniques” vary a lot from PUA to PUA but bottom line is that we are all awesome and We are the shaved, shea-buttered nutsack that drags across the face of society and all dumb fucking chodes out there!

(Please feel free to quote me on that last line)

To all you chodes we PUAs stand united in a firm and solid FUCK YOU!!!








Become a PUA, be proud, be awesome!

Happy Holidays and best wishes from Slywalker!

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Cheers

FUCK HOLLYWOOD. Enforcing social conditioning, thinking we need to find the one, like fucking neo.

I would like to add a warm, heartfelt 'fuck you' to society.

Not relying on material posessions and media marketing? You're joking right? Most of the PUA community is made up of overdressed peacocking metro-sexuals, who spend more time worrying about their looks than their women targets do. Guys who define themselves by their overpriced cologne, globs of hair product, peacocking jewlery, mall-bought-name-brand-clothes, gym memberships and fancy cars.

Now I'm not saying I disagree with the methods most PUA artists use to dress themselves up and make themselves feel "confident", but lets be honest and call it for what it is. Non-materialistic and thrifty money saving-- this community is not.

If anything you should cheer on the PUA community for stimulating the economy in these bad times with all their frivilous spending.

~Antithesis

Fuck you too Slywalker!

much love, and festive wishes!
~Illusionist

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Fuck society

This pick up thing is getting too "kitsch" for me.

(I'm sorry If that sounds like I'm an arrogant bastard. Its just that my artistic sensibilities are getting hurt, I'm gonna write a thread on that)

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"Motherfuckers best belive in....That you are fucking with the best" - 3oh!3

Teasing is a battle plan for what Shakespeare called “the merry war.”

You make a great point and I thank you for your input, however, the most successful PUAs in my opinion are the ones doing it on their own without ridiculous outfits with feather boas and enormous belt buckles (if you hang out on the chat you got that joke). I know many AFCs spend thousands of dollars on this with hope to become better, but the best PUAs I know are the ones that didn't spend a cent but instead spent countless of hours practicing the skills!

But to answer your question "you are joking right?" Yes most of this post (if not all) was/is a joke.
This is not some anarchy loving propaganda. This post is meant to cheer up PUAs on this forum and make them realize how good they really are and they should be proud!

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In the late nineties, some eastern european director made a socialist promoting capitalist hating movie, that I sadly wasted 2hrs of my life watching. I just noticed how they didn't eat meat because that was bad of some reason, and they didn't allow their kids to drink coca-cola because it is a multinational corporation, however, everyone in the movie were smoking Marlborough cigarettes, that cracked me up!

We live in a world of contradictions, so I prefer to simply make fun of it.
I'm surprised Hobbit that you didn't catch the part were I mentioned people wasting their money on gym memberships, which is kind of ironic since I work as a personal trainer

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nice post slywalker, yes id like to fuck society and id like to add a few fuck yous for my uncle and friends, happy holidays

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Fuck you hollywood for making me think I need to be good looking in order to get laid

Being a PUA is as easy as having an email address and coming here, to this site. I don't see the elitism in it...

Ok, two things!

1. This post is a joke written for everyone's amusement!

2. Take pride in everything you do, otherwise it is pointless to do it!

Also... you are not a PUA just because you sign up for this website! So I guess that made it three things

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LOL

for all intents and purposes.. I'm am VERY amused by this post

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