I saw a post earlier where a gentleman stated how tired he was of HBs asking him to buy them a drink. Here is something I've tried quite.a few times and have had about a 75% success rate with:

HB: So are you gonna buy me a drink?/Would you like to buy me a drink?/etc...

Me: Um.../Hmmm...

HB: Please?/Oh come on/etc...

Me: Well how bout I make you a deal?

HB: What's that?

Me: I'll tell you what I'll do. How bout I buy you a drink I think you'll like and you buy me a drink you think I'll like.

HB either agrees or doesn't agree...if she doesn't wanna do that, fuck her...she deserves to be punished...so punish as you see fit...

HB: OK!

HB: (to bartender) He'll have a Jack and Coke/Hennessy/Beer/etc...

Me: (whispers something to the bartender that the HB can't hear)

Bartender: (to me) Ok here's your Jack and Coke/Hennessy/Beer/etc...

Bartender: (to HB) OK here's your milk.

That's right gentleman. Order the HB milk. One of two things is bound to happen. Either she finds it hysterical and thinks you've got huge balls or she gets offended. If she gets offended, she obviously has no sense of humor, so fuck her.

You can also say something like "I'm told that it does a body good..."

You might not think this is bound to keep a convo with an HB going, but at least in my case, like I've said, I've had tremendous success with this approach to buying an HB a drink. You never lied to her or anything...you simply bought her a drink you thought she might like :p

You've just showed cocky/funny at the same time...and if the HB turns out to be using you just to get herself a drink, you haven't lost that much money :p

-V-

wow i really like that, gotta try that sometime!

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This is funny. it's always that obnoxious attention seeker of the group who begs for drinks all night repeating, "I don't pay for drinks," to all her friends.

This ought to entertain the whole crowd.

THIS IS GOLD.

It certainly never hurts to knock a HB down a peg or two...