so i apparently met this girl when i was drunk one night and she messaged me asking if i remembered her... and then started back talking tonite... got the number...

this is how the conversation went

I am the K>

K>
whats up with that hat in your picture

M>

o it was my bday and i was having a lil too much drunken fun

K>
nice whens your bday?

M>

may

ur status' are crazy

K>
but you obviously like em since you comment and click that damn like button

M>
didn't say i didn't like them

haha

K>
yea yea... what ever.... so what are you all about...

M>
whatcha mean

K>

like what type of person are you... what do you like to do for fun

M>
i like to go out and have a good time... doesnt matter what it is... i'm a adrenaline junkie

K>
no shit...

M>
yep...

K>
i just sold my bike didnt think riding it in the snow would be to much fun

M>
you never know throw on some studded tires and have some fun

K>
130 miles an hour would never be the same ...lol..


M>
that is true haha

K>
what are you waiting for ... you can comment that status

M>
hahaha

why and scare the other potentials away

K>
welll when you comment they feel the need to compete and i love a good competition

lol...

M>
o i bet

K>
im a former college baseball and football player... think im lying to you

M>
nope

playa.... playa

K>
im thru with being a playa im just looking for the bad girl so i can spoil her

M>
o really

haha

K>
yes... why you laughing...

M>
cause i can

K>
ill let you slide this once...

M>
haha you wouldn't do anything anyhow

K>
see me and you would never work out... you cant even take me serious... wow

M>
haha i'm too much of a funny girl...

K>
im funnier...

M>
i dunno...

i'm hilarious when i'm drunk

K>
well ive never seen you drunk

M>
tru tru... well if your around this saturday more than likely you will

K>
no i wont go out with you

M>
haha

K>
ok ... maybe...

M>
do you ever go to the duck

K>
yea... sometimes...

M>
that's prob where i'll be... i wanna dance

K>
right now... we cant im at home and your at work... and its to cold to go outside

M>
sat haha

K>
oh ok... if your lucky maybe ill meet you there to dance...

M>
yay

o btw imma dork sometimes

K>
im gunna act like i didnt get that message

M>
why

u don't like dorks

K>
see dorks are my weakness... shhh dont tell anyone

M>
awww nice

K>
well im about to get off this thing... what can we do to continue this conversation

M>
i dunno i'm sitting up at envy right now

K>
im about to go work out... give me your number... i think that will work

M>
o smooth

haha

701-3**-****

K>
how was that smooth

M>
you just hooked it at the end... very nice

K>
umm... im sorry?

M>
no don't be

made me smile

you got the # so nothing to be sorry about

K>
well im glad... do you want my number so you can feel special

M>
well if you want

K>
i dont want to but since you insist

M>
haha

K>
701-3**-***

M>
got it

K>
you can text or call me when ever i dont go to sleep til like 11...

M>
well have fun working out

ok ... well i don't go to sleep till 2 ish

K>
well you can text me then and ill think about responding... ;)

M>
ok

well have a wonderful nigght

K>
talk to you later <M>... you have fun at work


I think she was a pretty successful pick up... shes super hott to shes an HB 9.3

I love hearing: "I just wanna dace" and then a little later "I'm gonna be fuuuuucked up"

All I end up hearing is: "I want stupid drunk sex with a stranger" 7/10


EDIT

By the way you're in the wrong area, there is an online-game section.

Fuck facebook, get out and sarge in real life.

I disagree with this. I just made a number close over facebook with a girl from my school and got her prety interested in me through private message talking for less than a whole day.

Facebook is a social networking tool that can be really helpful in pick up. I don't htink it's all you should resort to, but it makes for a good number close and quick introduction.

Facebook is online pick up, VERY different to the regular face to face sarging (lack of body language, voice tone, lack of seeing the other person).

You could be sarging a gay dude, or a 70 yo pensioner.

facebook can also ruin your current relationships but exposing you and your ties with other women.

I wonder when mystery will run facebook workshops.

hey men I read it, great job! The convo went smooth. No confusion about if you were just joking. I understood you tone very well. That is a perfect example of how txt game/typegame should be.