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I've known this girl since high school who is an HB6, we'll call her Some Gross Bitch (SGB). After a while of not seeing this girl, I invited her up to my campus to do some partying with my buddies and what not. Back in high school, her and I were very good friends, but sort of grew apart over the years.
Anyhow, since I'm in the friend zone with SGB, I didn't bother trying to game her. Nonetheless, as the night went on, she was obviously getting more and more into me, I was being a pretty big dick to her. She's really cool, and pretty good looking, but always sort of disgusted me with her habits of belching, or snorting while laughing...Shit like that.
Anyhow, we all smoked a few bowls and conversed, and verbally abused this girl... and she laughs so it's good. Well, after a few bowls of some good bud, I was getting pretty horny. So about 1 am, I tell everyone I'm going to bed. SGB follows me into my room and flatly informs me that she's sleeping in my bed. This is too fucking easy.
After some talking and kino and shit, I decide to have her give me a massage. I used some 'I'll teach you and if you do well, I'll give you one' line. So she finishes her massage, and I start to close. I'm stradling her back, her shirts off, I'm whispering in her ear, smelling her hair and massaging everything. After about 5 minutes of her very soft whimpering and shallow breathing, I decide enough is enough. So I pull her arm out from under her in a way that makes her flip onto her back. I lean down, and right as I'm about to lay on the first REAL kiss, she lets out a huge fart.
I went completely flaccid.
I was speechless. I didn't know what to say. It was baffling. She didn't say anything but 'sorry', and I assume that she was bright red.
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Is this some kind of slut defense? or twisted LMR? Either way, I totally lost my chubby and told her good night.
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