1) If you are looking whithout knowing what you want, you can't be expected to find. Even if the best way to find your car keys is to stop looking for them, you still have to know you are looking for them.

2) I like to talk and I'm a good listener. If you have nothing to say, we won't jive. If you talk so much that no body can place a word, well that's not much better. I don't mind scilences nor do I mind a noisy crowd if you do, maybe check out the other guys.

3) Age doesn't matter, emotional maturity does. I don't need an aldult baby or a childish grandma. I want an independent, self-reliant woman.

4) I can be your king if you'll be my queen... as long as it's not a drama queen. If your psychiatrist can't figure you out, don't expect me too. Most drama is self created, don't play the victim

5) Relationships are not fairy tales, I'm not prince charming, and you're not a princess. It takes work from both. I can bring fantasy to life (can you?), but we have to touch reality occasionally. I'll sweep you off your feet, but you'll have to knock my socks off.

6 ) I expect someone similarly fit and attractive, but looks alone aren't the magic ingredient. Relationship IQ, compassion, and authenticity go a LONG way. I don't care much about bra size (shocking I know)...if it exceeds your IQ we won't jive.

7) I'm happy with my life, and you should be happy with yours. A man is not a magic pill. I'll gladly welcome you into my world of happiness if you bring some along with you. If you don't believe that you deserve something rewarding and passionate, it just won't come.

8) If you want me to come see you on your webcam. Then we are not communicating on the same level. Girls have used their bodies to pay their 'studdies' since the 1860s. I belive it's called the american dream... but please do it properly and get a job in a gentelmen's club.

9) I'm a social guy. I like to see my friends and go places it will not work. I won't ignore you but won't be ignored either. I'll enjoy the time we spend together but nobody likes to be handcuffed (not in public anyhow).

10) If you are here for a pen pal, move on to the next guy. I'm here to meet intesesting women, yup MEET them. Not to spend 4 months on msn to get to know what colour was your neighbors kitten when you grew up. I'll prefer if you wisper it to me over a nice glass of wine.

If none of the above made sense or if you found some of the content in these to be offensive please click 'back'. If you enjoyed the read, maybe even chuckled a bit, email me, you might get a lot more.

1) If you are looking whithout knowing what you want, you can't be expected to find. Even if the best way to find your car keys is to stop looking for them, you still have to know you are looking for them.

2) I like to talk and I'm a good listener. If you have nothing to say, we won't jive. If you talk so much that no body can place a word, well that's not much better. I don't mind scilences nor do I mind a noisy crowd if you do, maybe check out the other guys.

3) Age doesn't matter, emotional maturity does. I don't need an aldult baby or a childish grandma. I want an independent, self-reliant woman.

4) I can be your king if you'll be my queen... as long as it's not a drama queen. If your psychiatrist can't figure you out, don't expect me too. Most drama is self created, don't play the victim

5) Relationships are not fairy tales, I'm not prince charming, and you're not a princess. It takes work from both. I can bring fantasy to life (can you?), but we have to touch reality occasionally. I'll sweep you off your feet, but you'll have to knock my socks off.

6 ) I expect someone similarly fit and attractive, but looks alone aren't the magic ingredient. Relationship IQ, compassion, and authenticity go a LONG way. I don't care much about bra size (shocking I know)...if it exceeds your IQ we won't jive.

7) I'm happy with my life, and you should be happy with yours. A man is not a magic pill. I'll gladly welcome you into my world of happiness if you bring some along with you. If you don't believe that you deserve something rewarding and passionate, it just won't come.

If you want me to come see you on your webcam. Then we are not communicating on the same level. Girls have used their bodies to pay their 'studdies' since the 1860s. I belive it's called the american dream... but please do it properly and get a job in a gentelmen's club.

9) I'm a social guy. I like to see my friends and go places it will not work. I won't ignore you but won't be ignored either. I'll enjoy the time we spend together but nobody likes to be handcuffed (not in public anyhow).

10) If you are here for a pen pal, move on to the next guy. I'm here to meet intesesting women, yup MEET them. Not to spend 4 months on msn to get to know what colour was your neighbors kitten when you grew up. I'll prefer if you wisper it to me over a nice glass of wine.

If none of the above made sense or if you found some of the content in these to be offensive please click 'back'. If you enjoyed the read, maybe even chuckled a bit, email me, you might get a lot more.

Sadly, relationships are not fairy tales. I'm not prince charming, and you're not a princess. It takes work from both. I can bring fantasy to life (can you?), but we have to touch reality occasionally. I can sweep you off your feet, but you'll have to knock my socks off.

I take care of my looks and I expect someone similarly fit and attractive, but looks alone are not the magic ingredient. Relationship IQ, compassion and authenticity go a LONG way. I don’t care much about bra size (shocking I know!) … if it exceeds your IQ, we might not mix too well. I’m a cultured guy and love spending nights at plays and concerts or strolling the new exhibits at the museum of fine arts. So If we share these interests I’m sure we’ll get along nicely, if not, then I could always show you the ropes!

My friends would describe me as a positive and reliable guy. I love life, and I hope you are happy with yours as well. A man is not a magic pill and although I can fix your sink, I can’t fix your view on life. I’ll gladly welcome you into my world of happiness if you bring some along for the ride. I’m emotionally stable and expect you to be as well. Everybody can have a few bumps here and there, but it shouldn’t be bumpier then out beloved highways.

I'm a social guy; I like to see my friends, make new friends and go places. You could say I like some independence. I won't ignore you but won't be ignored either. I'll enjoy the time we spend together (and I’m sure you will too!) but nobody likes to be handcuffed (not in public anyhow). Oh, one last thing, I’m not looking for a pen pal. If you like to chat to a guy for 12 years before meeting up in person, you might be better off checking the next guy. I like to actually meet people and find communicating face to face to be much more rewarding.

So if you enjoyed the read, or even chuckled a bit, send me a message, you might get a lot more.

i can't even evaluate this online profile because the terrible spelling and grammar gets on my nerves too much. I'm sure a lot of girls reading it would probably feel the same way.

The first or second edition?