HejPotatos!
Ok so basicaly ive just come down to London for the weekend, prior to coming down a friend of mine told me to add her friend on facebook and we started talking blabla, and we said that 4 of us will go for a drink, (friend who introduced us + her bf and this girl we will call L) and anyway, the girl i knew to begin with and her bf are friends of mine so we went out yesterday, they picked me up then we went and picked up L.
man im a fucking hilarious boy. got to the bar, said to her, what you having, got her the drink she wanted and myself a pint, told her the next round is on her and blabla. sat down, observed her for a bit and put my rapist face on, knocked back my pint, instructed her to go and get me another drink and we went to the bar, got our drinks and went outside for a cig. i said to her that i dont usually buy girls drinks, but shes not very girlish so it was ok because she had bought the next round and basicaly just being myself, very cocky funny which is in my nature, and she is tiny (just over 5ft) petite, blue eyes, brunette, proper smoking body. anyway, the girl who had introduced us and her bf had moved off to go and talk to some people at the bar, so i told L to come sit next to me, went back and forth with some chat, asked her what her most recent pleasureable experience was, she said when she got licked out 3 weeks ago, so i was like yea, standard.. blabla talking talking shit, loads of body contact, had arm around her, standardly bust the line ...do u want to kiss me... she grabbed my face and went nuts, haha. the guys we came with had to go so she wanted to stay i wanted to stay we had a few drinks and fooled around in the club. i told her i had a tiny penis and she said she didnt believe me, dragged her into the mens toilets and whiped my cock out and had a bit of fun. ( i had lied about the small cock) ended up walking 3 miles back to her house having a fucking hilarious time, i almost banged her in the street was too funny. got back to hers, basicaly she took my cock out and the rest my friends is history. i did a couple of NLP excersise on her for pure jokes at the bar after we had hooked up just to see what it would be like - as i have only juast started picking up bits, did some anchoring and it was really funny, she told me today that i should scrap going back up to manchester and stay in london, but me, i realised, most of my game is natural and my stytle has always been cocky funny, the main things that i think are important when speaking to women are to speak with authority, suss them out because a lot of women, especially this one, likes to be controled so i was being very authoritive with her and my voice is very deep and commanding, posture is massively important and then calling her bluff about having a small cock and just being a guy who doesnt give a fuck about getting his cock out and being a bit crazy is obviously funny to women. i had a good night, and she is on it. brap.
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