Ok well i saw this HB9.5 in 1 of my mates pics on FB so i decided 2 msg her (take note MSG not add)...and after that we bin flowing since..she reli keen to meet me wen i go bak home.
me: Hey goofball!!! Omg your profile pic looks exactly like this girl i saw last weekend...we were go-cart racing and this loud obnoxious chic slammed into your look-alike...so your stunt double got out the car and smacked the side of her head, it was hilarious! I guess you could be a ninja badass like your twin but you look kinda sweet and angelic.
her: LOL! WHAT A RANDOM STORY! FROM A COMPLETE RANDOM! ABOUT AN APPARENT RANDOM LOOK-ALIKE! lol lol lol ... firstly-who are you? have we met? , secondly- wow i cant believe theres someone who looks like me! I thought I was UNIQUE!, lastly- I am an UNDERCOVER BADASS!
me: jeeze thats...RANDOM...1stly my name above tells u (you can call me Neelz)...we havent met...was browsin fb fotos...2nd yeah pretty scary...This could be trouble if u a badass...I wouldn't take your shit, you wouldn't take my shit, we'd just end up fighting ALL the time…(I would win of course)…and then we'd have to have hot makeup sex. I just can't deal with that type of volatile relationship right now. Get this, I just read this new personality test in GQ, it's one question… You're walking down the street and you turn down an alley. You see a briefcase...you open it and it's full of hundreds! You look right, you look left, no one. You close it...still no one around. What do you do?
her: U take that shit ofcourse! hello!
WAOW! ur funny! 'hot makeup sex' I wouldn't even touch u ! sick! hahahaha jokes!
me: so u reli think u r a badass stealing the briefcase with the money...? haha! you’re totally my new gf. actually, nevermind. i wouldnt even let you touch me, you would have to pay do do that...Hot make up sex is the thing of the future..im just ahead of my time...well wat wud yr prediction be then?
she didnt reply after this message so i left her for 2days then decided to msg her again..
me: oi goofball! wat happened? are u still alive? i thought we were flowing and then u just decided to stop replyin...now u only sittin on 3 points...once u get 15 u qualify for the special prize...Omg I saw the cutest thing happen last night. I was at a bar with my friend Nick and we were talking to a some girls…(Nick's this friend from school who’s always been kinda nerdy, like Millhouse on the Simpsons). When we were kids we'd always make him laugh during lunch cause he’d spit up his juice or milk. So we're at this bar last night and Nick starts telling some lame ass story to these girls, it's not even funny… but when he's done one of girls just starts bursting out laughing and she totally spits her beer out all over me, like out her nose and everything! It was so nasty. So I go to the bathroom to clean myself up and when I come back out Nick and the beer snot girl are exchanging phone numbers, it was really cute.
her: Lol ok u make me laugh! sorry havnt been replying.studying for exams dnt rly hv the time like u to fck arnd on fb wahaha! Y arnt u my frnd on fb,since u luv msging me n tellin me abt ur life u myt as wel add me wahaha wait i ve got alot f qs what do u do,where u frm n hw do u knw kelly!
me: hey busy body...easy on the questions there i had 1 hell of a nite and i dont feel like thinkin sooo much...but if u insist...i cud be askin u the same thing why havent u added me??? well im studyin sport science at Stellenbosch Uni...I'm from Grahamstown (and that is the saddest story of my life)...and i kno kelly from grahamstown...
her: OMG! ur a local wahahaha.. wow..i hve met way too many locals this yr...not a bad thing! gtown ppl are so cute! haha....ima add ur local ass now now..
