I didn't see one of these so I thought I'd put one up. It doesn't matter how wrong they are but if they're funny or work then it should be here

A few of my personal favorites are

BOB: Want to do a 68?
HB: What's that?
BOB: It's like a 69, you go down and I'll owe you one


"I bet you 20 bucks (or a beer if you're at a bar) you'll turn me down"

BOB: I'm invisible
HB: Really now?
BOB: Can you see me?
HB: Yes
BOB: Then I'll take you out Friday night

and my personal favorite if any of you have seen Face Off
"Would you be grateful if I let you suck my tongue" (i've pulled this one off)

pickup lines are for middle schoolers

they're still fun. I mean most openers are extended pickup lines or a pickup story.. it's all one in the same

they're funny :DD

sure they're funny...
when your talking to your guy friends

try using them in the field and youll be going home by yourself.

If you want to pick up a girl learn to use Cocky&Funny not Pathetic&Creepy

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Do what you love...

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong.
LOL

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He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
He who makes a PUA out of himself accentuates the pleasure.

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Ratio theroy...

"does this rag smell of chloriform?"

wot a fucking waste of cyber space this thread is

your a dick

I think an appropriately bad pick-up line said with the right amount of CF is even suggested by David DeAngelo. I could be wrong on this, but I did get a few free cds from the guy and I thought I remembered something like that. I have seen many people pull off bad pick-up lines said right, so I see nothing wrong with them if you know how to use them and can mesh them with your style of game. Don't bash the way other guys run their game if it works*.


*The exception to this is creepy material like that one guy jakedanger or something posted, or if it goes against your moral code, like hypnotising girls to seduce them a.k.a rape.

A cheesy pickup line can work from time to time if you put it in the right context, and you deliver it right.. Hell i have used the " do you know how much a polar bear weighs" line before and pulled it off. You can make anything work for you, if your game is tight. But you have to be confident in your game, and yourself. Not doubts at all or you will fail. But I will agree that more often than not, a pickup line will cause you to C&B bad. But if it works for you, all the more power to you..

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I hate the short pickup lines but here is one.

"Do you sleep on your stomach... can I?"

oh, there is this really funny one from saturday night live top ten... or something, i can't remember but anyways, this one was #1.

"your not jewish, are you?" lol