THE REAL NEGS!!! INCLUDING BHRR

"wow your cute to bad your boring as shit!! your not boring! yeah you kinda are."

"you like cherry coke? really i cant even talk to you now, i hate cherry coke, nah i really love cherry coke but i hate them cuz you took my soda!!!! now i cant never drink cherry coke but i can cuz i love you!!!!"

"your hair looks nice! i like it.. it has the.. ya know colors and and and ya know im kidding it looks like shit!!! but your friend hot , im playing your hairs hot.....not really"

"you look hot but you seem boring as shit"

"i like you but your shoes look boring as shit"

"god your cute but your nails are boring as shit"

"you like this song? i cant even talk to you now, no wait i can no wait i cant but i will"

"thats nice i like this, i really dont, but i do...sometimes"

"wow you talk alot its kinda a turn on, not really your lips kinda look boring as shit"

"okay love the look like the hair, but the dress does look good, im kidding you look boring as shit, but cute though, very cute not really, your hot!!!!"

"you walk to fast!! i cant even look at you now it annoyes me, im kidding its a turn on, no it isnt its really .., stop walking so fast!!! cuz your hot not really but you are"

"god you are so hot you got the look and the hair and the.. im kidding i hate the way you look!! but your so cute, take your dress off!!! im kidding keep your dress on"

"your a good dancer i like the whole robot thing.. im kidding you were awful i cant even talk to you now, but your cute and i will stay....untill i leave"

"now im gonna ask for your number, cuz your cute, i like this here the whole look, but your phone is so 80's i mean its like a fucken garage door opener"

"did you know that your panties rides up when you walk looks nasty. your lucky i like nasty.. im kidding i really dont .. but i do"

"damn girl your breath is kicken!! kiss me!"

"you talk like shit! your lucky i like shit, let dance.. im kidding i hate you."

"some girls dress like whores be you are the classiest............whore ever!! im kidding your not a whore"

"i cant even talk to you now. i mean all you say is awful things like my x we are not gonna get along at all........wanna have sex"

"wow you smell so familar.....is that shit on your shoes?? im kidding, girl you smell like roses.. that got shitted on"

"can you tell your friend that i think your cute but shes boring as shit.. tell your friend i like boring girls.. sometimes"

"you blink alot when your nervious that a problem for you huh? i love when girls blink its a turn on... not really get away from me, wait come back.

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some of them are quite nice, but they seem kindof repetetive and they are to flip-flopy.. you loose the effectiveness of a neg if you change your mind 5 times during it. for a few reasons:
1. it makes it hard to throw and go - say the neg and keep on with your routine/convo
2. it makes her think you cant make up your mind - not a desireable trait
3. gives her too long to think about it, and may confuse her.

Happy gaming

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"[Saint Pixie] is the foremost expert on teen game." - Jason Cross (Founder of PUA Aristocracy)

To be quite honest with you man. These (the ones I have read) negs are very childish and n00bish and some of them are downright rude. A neg should be playful, you dont want to be labeled as an asshole. These will get you a slap in the face or a hefty glass of beer poured over you. Theres a fine line between childish and playful, discover it my man..

cheers

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nah u just gotta be a boss when ur saying it and the playfulness comes with tone... thats simple as shit, for me anyways

thank you structure.. thats my point you can neg as long as you relese it!!!!!!!, it has to be relesed!!!!!!! to be funny!!! okay since some people dont like my negs! list some of your own?? cuz i made these up, in like 5 minutes, dont tell me "those are not negs at all" cuz they all are, you just dont know what a neg is so your marveld at the real negs with bait hook reel relese..

"your cute but your hairs a mess"

"i like you like a chewy starburst, i shit out"

"we get along so good i really like you, but your breath stinks, tic tac?"

"jesus christ really? is this how you act? just kidding i love you.......not"

"you have a nice smile i like your outfit really nice, but your shoes are all wrong but cute though.......................................................................................................................................................not really!!!!!.

"yes i would like a drink thank you your so nice, is it always this easy to talk to a hot girl...............................do you know where i can find one?"

"you are so sweet just like a cat, but we have to de claw your ass"

"oh so your a nuse i like that, hey maybe i need a check up, im kidding, im not sick but iam sick for you"

"what!? thats so cool! you like the same music i do i cant even talk to you now..............................but i will cuz your cute.............not really.......nevermind you are.

"you need to use the rest room? god you girls take pisses like all the time, whats wrong with you? im kidding i love girls that pee"

"wow you dance like really well, better dancer then me, i cant even talk to you now.......nevermind i know the robot im cuter then you........not"

"hey im gonna need your number cuz your cute, okay? i dont even really want it, but damn it! your just so fucken cute we just need to talk...................wait i see another hot girl nevermind.....im kidding yes i will take your number ha ha ha ha "

"i like this movie too, i like you... to bad you dress like this.. its hot but i mean come on... really?"

"okay so you want some popcorn, what im gonna do is eat them in front of you and not give you any...............................want some popcorn?"

"i want some candy i like starbursts! (she gives you one, then throw it at her then ask for another one)

"okay thats it were not having sex im turned off.....im kidding let me show you how all your problems cant be fixed with my penis"

NEGS FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND

"your pussy stinks have you shut your vagina today..im kidding i like a nasty pussy.. you kno im playin girl, (proceed to finger and lick your finger)

"every time we talk all i hear is noise, im sick of you i cant stand you.. but i love you"

(she asks " can you pass me that bong?? (you say no your not getting it at all cuz you have a attitude" then give it to her)

OKAY NORMAL NEGS
JUST A REMINDER I MAKE THESE UP IN SECONDS!!! I DONT GET THESE FROM OTHER SITES!!! IM DOG YOUI...!!!

"did you know your left breast hangs a little!! im kidding they dont but even if they did i like saggie tits"

"did you drink my soda!!! (spill a little on her) (then help her clean herself off)

"hi!!! i just had to walk up to you.. your so pretty like almost pretty as her.. no im kidding your ugly as shit!!!! im playin your cute your cute"

"you are just the worst!! you cant even do it!! in fact i cant talk to you now!! no wait i can talk to you!!! your boring as shit!!!"

"your earings look nice kinda big here but i like the color.. nah its not nice at all it looks like a transexial would where them, im kidding i like transexuals!!! i really dont!"

"i like your family nice parents nice house.. but your dog looks like a transexual is a guy a girl i mean wheres his balls is it a chick.. ya know what i like your family.. lets forget about your dog................your dog has a MANGINA!!!!!!!!!!"

IM OLD GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was thinking of mighty boosh sorry!!

NEGGING YOURSELF

"so you like me huh? you like my big feet and abnormal hands yeah? geez whats wrong with you, how are you gonna like a guy with big hands and feet, im kidding im a freak!!!!!!!!!!!"

"so you like my shirt and my shoes huh? didnt know you liked bad taste, no wonder you like me"

"i like my hair it has it has it has it has it has, like a cool look to it, im kidding i hate my hair, help me shave and help me shave my puibs!, im kidding i already did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............nt!!!!!!!"

"oh! you like my big penis!!! well i like my big penis too, i like my dick so much i think im gay!! no wait your a girl right!! whoooooooo just checking!!"

"thank you i do have nice lips, my x girl used to say i have dick sucking abilitys, it turn out she was a man, im kidding im kidding"

"oh! you like my style, i just bought these sun classes at "broke back mountain",, they had a gay guy sell me these, no its cool i like gay guys i have alot of gay friends ya know in prisin"

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HaHaHa!!! Absolutely hysterical! You had me cracking up dude! You're funny... wait, no you're not. No, actually... you are (in a strange, hyperactive, distorted-sense-of-reality sort of way)
"wow you smell so familar.....is that shit on your shoes?? im kidding, girl you smell like roses.. that got shitted on"

-Some negs are funny in a ridiculous sort of way:
"damn girl your breath is kicken!! kiss me!"

-Some are just plain weird:
"you need to use the rest room? god you girls take pisses like all the time, whats wrong with you? im kidding i love girls that pee"
"oh! you like my big penis!!! well i like my big penis too, i like my dick so much i think im gay!! no wait your a girl right!! whoooooooo just checking!!"

-And some of those negs WILL get you slapped, they are a bit rough. But i think you like to get slapped.
"some girls dress like whores be you are the classiest............whore ever!! im kidding your not a whore"
"did you know that your panties rides up when you walk looks nasty. your lucky i like nasty.. im kidding i really dont .. but i do"
"i like you like a chewy starburst, i shit out"


-And those girlfriend negs! Holy crap man! You won't have a girlfriend for long:
"your pussy stinks have you shut your vagina today..im kidding i like a nasty pussy.. you kno im playin girl, (proceed to finger and lick your finger)"
"did you know your left breast hangs a little!! im kidding they dont but even if they did i like saggie tits"

All in all, dude. I think you need two things. Ritalin and therapy!

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Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt. and dance like no one is watching.

Duuuuuude. I seriously hope you were on some potent drugs when you were writing this OR you are less than 12 years old and by the time you are old enough to put this shit into practice you will know better.

I mean, no offence, I know that the frame/delivery is very important. I guess SOME of these could get a pass if you are very good..... no they couldnt..... im just kidding.... not really.

Im guessing you are a real MPUA. MPUA as in Masochistic Pick-Up Artist. Cause telling a girl her vagina stinks or that she has saggy breasts will get you at least a slap.... or you could even get the shit beat out of you by any normal man within hearing range.

Good Luck! ... ure gonna need it.

"JUST A REMINDER I MAKE THESE UP IN SECONDS!!!" No shit...

1. Your hair looks shiny, is it a wig? Oh well it looks nice anyway

your hair looks shiny did you put vasaline in it cuz it looks boring as shit, Oh well it looks nice anyway, im kiddng it looks awsome!! awesome as shit!


2. That’s lovely long hair – are they extensions?

your hair looks like it has extensions in it... it looks awful... awfuly cute!


3. I think your hair would look better up/down

i like your har down im kidding i like it up.. no really im kidding shave it!! and have sex with me!

4. Nice nails – are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway.

i hate your nails they look acrylic! there cute though, i just dont like you, no i really i really like you.........not really.

5. Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh – look there it goes again !!!

your nose wiggles and it annoyes me, isnt there a pill you can take to stop that? no wait i like girls that nose wiggles..........not really!

6. Is that your natural hair colour well its not bad So you changed it to that?

jesus christ you died your hair what was it before? absoluly crap! im kidding absolutly gorjus!

7. I like your look, beauty is common but you seem like you have character.

your look looks awful i hate it! theres hotter girls then you everywhere! you lucky you have nice shoes or i would have to not talk to you!

8. You have U shaped teeth

your smile looks nice, but you laugh like lezbian masterbating!!

9. Well at least you have a nice body

well at least your smart and your body looks sorta nice.......your sexy!!!.. no your not!!.........yes you are!!!!!!!!............my dick is hard!!!!

10. You are nearly as tall as me. I like tall girls. Are those heels 3 or 4 inches ?

you just way to tall? whats that like 7 or 20 inches off the ground, no wait i love freakishly large toe'd women............not really!!

11. You have an “interesting” figure

your figure looks boring as shit but hotter then all the girls here.......except her.. and her and her ..................................................................................................................................................and her!


12. Did you drink too much last night!

did you drink alot last night and forgot that one time where you missed your show and there was a guy outside and you were scared so you call the cops?

13. I think I like your left eye best

i think your eyes look like crap, beutiful crap!!

14. Your eyeliner has run a bit….go to wipe it off for her

dont fix your eyeliner i like it runny! no im kidding go fix your face!

15. Eww your palms are sweaty

your palms are sweaty whats wrong with you! your lucky your cute otherwize i wouldnt talk to you............ i really would!!

16. You have some lint on your shirt, here let me get it off

you have something on your shirt it looks boring as shit here let me kiss you.. no wait let me take that off your shirt!

17. I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago

didnt you where that last week, your so lame.. now take it off so i can masterbate to it.........im kidding take it off and let me sniff it..........im kidding take it off and let have sex with it..........just just take it off!!


18. I like that skirt, they are very popular these days

check it out love the skirt love the look hate the hair but your cute so it kinda works for you..........for lovly classy chick!

19. I like that skirt, Ive seen another girl wearing it tonight as well. Is it from topshop?

jesus christ i seen another girl whereing that shirt! i cant even talk to you now, but i will cuz your cute but if wasnt for this shirt you would be cuter.........i wanna have sex with you.........not really, but i do.


20. Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable

i love the shoes they look like its hurts your foot thats probably why your looking like you need a drink, so im gonna buy me one and drink it on front of you, and not give you shit..............wanna drink!

21. Is she always like this

dude is she always a crying bitch on wheels? because shes boring as shit! i dont even want her number............i really do!

22. How do you guys hang with this girl

i like how you guys hang with this girl shes cute and fun well except the fact that she has something gross in her teeth, shes just luckly i like girls with stank breath and shit in there teeth......i really dont!!

23. Geez, you must have driven your parents crazy

your parents must have been lucky to have a strange cute girl like you.. i mean i mean strange like ufo strange ya know, aliens with 4 breasts kinda shit.

25. Hello, Im talking, geez

okay your a cute girl learn some matters and wait your turn! im kidding be loud and crazy so i cant even say something..........im gonna need bus fair to get home.... i really dont!, so stop talkin!!!!!

26. Um, its too early in our relationship for you to be (doing whatever she was doing)

is it to early in our relationship to act like that?

27. Where is your off button

okay little lady we need a off button turn around and bend over.. im kidding dont bend over..okay turn around.

28. You look like trouble

you look like that one time when i saw a movie and i was eating popcorn and i puked aall over a fat chick and we had sex in the back of her car.. thats why your in trouble.. fat chicks that are in cars.. dont be one of them.

29. You’re bad girls

your bad girls.. your lucky i like bad girls .... i really dont... whats your number?

30. Were you a dork at school or something

back in high school you must of hung out with harry potter crowd, i hate harry potter.........i love them!!!!!!!!!

31. Your kinda cute, like my little sister

okay look at you kinda like a little sister getting head from that one time when you were a kid!!

32. Did you parents not give you enough attention as a child ?

your parents must of been made from a test tube and some string.. i like test tube babies...........i really dont!!

33. God, talking to you even Married with Children sounds nice

god talkin to you makes me want have sex with a dwarf.. i love dwarfs...........cant stand them!!!!!!

35. You look just like my high school maths teacher

you look like my friends momma that wheres a thong that looks like a wallress flossing!!!

36. How short are you

i hate short girls..im kidding i love them.................................cant stand them!


37. You’re already back to square one with me

your already back at the beginning sweetheart, your lucky i like the begining........now hold my hand........no wait........now your back at 10!!!

38. Are you girls tourists or something

do you girls need tampons or something? cuz that girl was selling them right there fucken gross so how are you?????????

39. You need to get out more often...

you need to get in and out.................. of you more often.

40. I don’t know who your last boyfriend was, but he didn’t spank you enough

your last boyfriend should spank your ass harder im kidding he should of just fucked you better...wanna hold hands???

41. I can see you work out…………occasionally

you must work out like gypsies sell things at carnavels you look like a hot freak!!!!!!!

42. (about her fake tits) Don't be embarrassed.. Implants will give you buoyancy when

dont trip if you drown your tits will save you............unless they pop!

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since this is my thread and i undoubtly think this should be a stinky.......ALOT OF GUYS COME IN HERE SAYING NEGS ARE FOR BEGINNERS AND WE SHOULD TAKE IT OUT OF OUR STYLE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!

I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"you panties look like it has blood stains from your last period! im kidding i love girls that pms...........i really dont"

"okay check it out! had to come up to ya love the shoes hate the hair but your cute so it works."

"your bra looks like a german prostatute eating out of a grabage can.. your lucky i like you or i couldnt talk to you"

"your whereing the worst out fit it looks all wrong!! beatufully wrong"

"of coarce i love you..........................................love to fuck you"

"okay so you wanna go out to eat, what im gonna do is get me something to eat and not give you shit, cuz quite frankly your lame, i cant even talk to you now,, oh wait i can!!!!!!!!!""

"oh so your a bartender huh? i like that except i had a x that was a bartender, and if your anything like her were definitly not gonna get along..............but we can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"do you like my jeans girl? oh wait i just thought of something i dont care what my girlfriend thinks.....................but i do!!!!!!!!!!!"

"i cant stand you! your loud you yell, you dress good but you dont act right.......now give your number...................i really didnt want it...........im kidding im im im im im im im im im im im gonna need that number. (important to say 11 im's)

"your shoes look nice but there ugly as shit"

"your smile looks nice but i farted that one time when i was at the store"

"your earrings look lame as shit, but the colors awesome so it works for you................no wait it kinda doesnt..........im kidding it does!!!!"

"whats this attittude im getting here? sometimes i just want a girl that likes to chill and you are not that girl......but your hot so lets roll........im kidding your not hot...........your extreamly hott!!!!!!!!!!"

"theres something in your teeth and it turn me off i cant get a hard on at all, your lucky your ass is fat, so the left side of my balls is active but the right needs your face to go to the bathroom and get that FUCKEN SHIT OUT OF YOUR TEETH!!!

"theres lint on your shirt, did it just come out of the dryer...........cuz that one time i had sex with your girl freind and she hated lint...........that that that never happend i just like you"

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" i undoubtly think this should be a stinky....." Dont worry, it already is.

"theres something in your teeth and it turn me off i cant get a hard on at all, your lucky your ass is fat, so the left side of my balls is active but the right needs your face to go to the bathroom and get that FUCKEN SHIT OUT OF YOUR TEETH!!!"
- The best neg EVA!!!

IF!!!IF!!! IIIIIFFFFF you've already fucked the girl before and your hanging out with her do this, first get your hand on her thigh (it doesn't have to be sexually just anywhere on her thigh) and then say...remember, you have to say it in the right tone, you can't be too serious, be soothing and calm with your voice and don't forget to smile, girls feel less threatened by a smile...

"Are you hungry?"- PUA
"Not really..."- her
"Well then, why don't you just lie back, and you can watch me eat...- PUA(keep smirking or smiling with your delivery as you start moving your hand from her thighs to her vag...)

it's never failed me, but I've also perfected the tone and the rapport prior to making the move...

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You are one crazy asian

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Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt. and dance like no one is watching.

I think it's important to show your confident and in charge. Changing your mind constantly makes you unconfident and not trustworthy... think about it.

Also not a lot of woman (or people in general) understand sarcasm and all. So you have to be cautious that a small joke can be interpeted as an insult.

Thats why when I neg, I say something that does make her social value drop (a little) but doesn't necessarily make me an ass.

"I like the shirt, shouldn't it be a size smaller for you?" does tell her that she did something wrong, which makes her social vallue less. Because she has a social appearance in something not completely good.

Still you are being nice so you won't be taken for an ass.

If she DOES take you for an ass, she will ignore the neg and just think "he's an ass, don't mind him".

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Hi, I need your female opinion on this...

You can be as positive as you want, and have al the confidince you can ever have.
But some of these "negs" are just completely BS.

Are you freaking kidding me? (Guess you have never seen panties...)
"you panties look like it has blood stains from your last period! im kidding i love girls that pms...........i really dont"

"your bra looks like a german prostatute eating out of a grabage can.. your lucky i like you or i couldnt talk to you"

Guys talking crap like this, obviously have never gone out and party or shit like that.

These are not negs. Just childish lines.

Negs should be subtle like you were to give a compliment but got it the wrong way or playful with a smile on your face.

Negs are false disqualifiers, not insults.