what do u guys think of this text session? anything i should fix? and yes i did get laid from it today.

me: omg omg (mid convo)
her: omg?
me: i see ur riding in the slow lane today. how cute, u got ur helmet?
her: yes i always have my helmet lol. im actually like crazy tired. iv been studying and working on a paper all day.
me: i could come over and helo u with that, but too many Mexicans in one house is never good (inside joke, and no im not Mexican)
her: help me with what? and there aren't ant that many Mexicans here tonight.
me: with ur paper silly. but i can multi task
her:ooh that woks for me. lol
me: im coming over tomorrow. im busy fri sat and sun (i really am)
her: okay. i have class at 4:30 though. lol so anytime before then
me: k ill see cuz i have class. whats ur address?
her: wow ur serious.lol im not 100% if u can cuz my parents come home at random. but we shal see. lol (inter address here)
me:i dont want to be get walked in on, so handle it.
her: well what time u coming over?
me: before 3
her: so any time b4 3?
me: ya b4 3 and after 1:30
her: okay. i will find out tomorrow morning what times my parents are coming home.
me: good girl
her:yes o mighty master lol


she did follow though the next moring. i went over and fucked her. also got her to suck me. (she always went on and on about how she doesn't suck dick). she later texted me sayin her pussy hurt lol.

1. Hey Champ!
2. On some real shit, (fill in whatever)
3. GET TREATED. (girls love it)

so i tried one, but i don't know how this is going, and i don't know what to reply

situation:

pua: hey want to join me on tv tomorrow?
hb9: how so?
pua: i'm gonna be on the news!
hb9: why will you be on?
pua: i'm going to rob a bank and need an accomplice, you down?
hb9: so down! haha
pua: sweet! wear something black and sexy so they think i'm a multibillionaire playboy and you're my trophy wife!
hb9: LMAO WOW THANKS MAN

any ideas? this is a good situation or kinda shitty?

I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]

that was epic i used that on 4 diff girls and they all responded with lmao. awsome opener

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That was on the attraction forums website plus i see it all over the web... this stuff is old news when are some guru pua's gonna come out with some new stuff.... alot of people know about pick up now and i dont want to get caught using canned lines

Retard jokes as an opener are NOT a good idea when texting or using Facebook or whatever! Just tried them and now will have to explain myself to the girl who took it the wrong way.

Here is a conversation I had with a girl who started facebook chatting me

Zcoreman

si i am working on making playlists for my ipod

the first playlist is entitled relaxation
8:43pmKelsey

i like the sound of that!
8:44p Zcoreman

yea i am having trouble tho
8:46pm Zcoreman

i tried looking for a song that would make me stop thinking of (full name) but i don't think that it exists
8:47pmKelsey

probably the sweetest thing anyone's said to me ALL day (:
8:48pm Zcoreman

well thats a shame i might have to take a survey of all the "men" at york college and see if they are blind
8:49pmKelsey

they're unimportant though...
8:49pmZcoreman

perhaps you are correct



What do you guys think? That is just a piece of the exchange we had on facebook. I have hung out with this girl one and havent seen her in a week and half. I go to college and so does she in my hometown about two hours from school.

So its just been texting and facebooking. havent really talked on the phone yet She keeps talking about when i am coming home in two weekends from now.

Me: stop.
Her: what was this time? :p
Me: you. stop thinking about me and smiling so much :p you see, i bet you're doing this at the moment.
Her: you're really asking for it kiddo, you must want me to make you cry and you wish it was true

Ok, now I don't quite know what I should answer, but I'm thinking of this: oh, so cute. oh really?... :p no, I don't think so grandma.. :p

What do you guys think?

ok then, I answered this: i'm the kind of guy who stays sitted all day watching tv, so if you have a nice income I might give you a chance... but you gotta have some "endurance" old lady, i know that age doesn't forgive... "

o shit!

Today i used that text:" Hey, can u text me back sayin hi or somethin. my friedns tdon't believe that a retart can text, We'll show them lil buddy "

Dude she replied with:"wtf is you problem, i'm not retarted, Dont' talk to me"

I've gotta to know this girl very well in the past month. I thought it was kinda funny, but im pissed now because i think i screwed up my chances with her and i didn't wanna apologize because i thought it would make me look like a wimp.

Don't fucking use those shitty lines from the thread here...

Here's one I just thought of.

You: A yo
Her: ....yeah
You: I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me.

lol

I used this the other day:

'I wanna lick you, wanna move my tongue all over you, wanna feel you in my mouth & that's how you eat Ice Cream! What else did you think i was talking about?:P'

At the time i thought it was funny, but I got no response. What you think happened when she read it? I mean this is a girl who responds to anything usually. I'm thinking it was too foward for her. Thoughts?

good idea... but thatd work better for real life interaction, not text... look at her deep in the eyes, put your hand on her hand, lean in... tell her you wanna lick it, move your tongue all over it, feel it in your mouth, make it melt.. then pop back like youre in a natural convo and say "and thats how you eat ice cream! man im hungry" or whatever.. in text she probably didnt get it at first, then was just like "oh".

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Hahah @ the Zoo one...


Me: I miss you and I wanna see you, but this dumb security guard wont let me in the zoo...anyway you will be able to escape?

Her: Haha Fuck you.

Me: Fuck me...

T_T

Thankz person on chat I cant remember who told me to put that..

Blew it hehe.