Worth the read. Trust me hang in there!

I met this chick at a club in Compton CA. She looked like she belonged in a rap video. Long black hair, smooth skin, enourmous natural breasts, ass that looked like a giant peach, and legs for days. She was the sexiest girl in the club. I had to be bold. She was just as bold. I ended up getting her number. I called her later in the week. She agreed to meet me in front of a donut shop in her neighborhood. This is where it gets interesting.

She was dressed in a very low cut blouse where her areolas were barely showing, and a pair of tiny jean shorts where the bottom of her butt cheeks were revealed. I gasped when I first saw her because she was so sexy. She turns bossy as soon as she gets in. "Where are you takin' me?", " why are you wearing sunglasses it's not sunny?", " Do you have enough money?" etc.

Her personaility was turning me off because she seemed like a golddigger. I also noticed outside of the dark club she looked different upclose. Her teeth were a bit crooked, she had stretchmarks on her stomach, I think she plucked hairs out of her breasts because there were tiny little holes on them, and she looked old and manly. I started driving and she kept looking at me in a very sexual way which made me feel uncomfortable since I no longer was interested" why are you tense?" she asked. I drove around the corner and told her " On second thought I'm not interested in taking you out. You kinda look like a dude". She stared at me without blinking with crazy, evil eyes. "Like A Dude?" she demands, "Yeah a little bit. Sorry" I say, "LIKE A DUDE!" she yells. She looked like she was about to punch me in the face. She did not want to get out. I thought she was gonna pull something out of her purse because she was holding it with such anger. I leaned away from her expecting something. After a couple of minutes of deadly stares. She says " whatever my nigga!" and gets out without shutting the door.

As I drive away I'm gasping with relief. Then I notice a wet spot where she was sitting on. "NO SHE DIDN'T!" I stop in a liquor store parking lot. I lean over to smell it and lightly tap it with my finger. "SHE PISSED ON MY SEAT!". That's why she took her time to get out. I had to go to a nearby car wash to get my seat shampooed.

Beware of a womans scorn.

man that is an EXCELLENT story haha. why the hell would you ever tell a girl that she looked like a man though....was a bit harsh :p

Regards

Lucky

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this was so hilarious!

She pissed on your seat i actually laughed out loud as i read this