So ive placed myself in deep shit again the trouble I am in even has me taking a break from my girls :/ which sucks its friday and I am at home so that about tells everything..somethings wrong..and I am in trouble.

Lets start by my first question and please only people with experience answer this..its life altering shit so dont need jackass remarks just answers on solutions.

Well I got caught..been smoking way to much weed..cops caught me driving stoned..pretty much..I denied everything..so this tuesday I am called for a hearing with the local DA..so they will probably make me take a leak..last time I smoked was wednesday..yesterday..and today I drank about 5 liters of water and pissing alot hoping that will clean my urine..so tell me guys if I want to be clean fast..whats the best solution..thank you.


SF..troubled...

You got a local GNC or pharmacy?

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Yeah


Sf

http://www.globaldetox.com/marijuana-detox-kits/

this isn't the particular product that they carry, i don't have time to find the exact one. but you get the idea, follow the directions on the bottle and you'll be fine. let me know if you have any trouble.

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Thanks bro aprciate it =)


SF

No problem, they have never failed me. Like I said though, make sure your not smoking anymore and follow those directions exactly, you'll be fine. If you want to enhance your chances of passing (which are pretty much 100%), THC is stored in the fat cells of your body. So this means, the more you workout and stay active, burning that fat, the shorter the amount of time it will take to pass through you. Plenty of water (not too too much the day of, you don't want to piss the drink out of your system), exercise, and the drink, and your golden.

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yeah Ive had to do that before as well. Works great, unless, they decide to take a hair sample. Rarely happens, but that is stored for a long time there, so if you find out they want a hair sample shave your entire body lol. no joke

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And don't work out the day of the test because if you do then you run the risk of the remaining THC in your fat being deposited into your urine stream.

EvoJ

Thanks you guys, aprciate every tip ive gotten, cheers!

SF

I think I can help...I work for GNC actually.

First don't go in and say " I need to pass a piss test", they'll say they can't help and to leave. We'll get fired for that.

You have a couple of options, the best of which is a drink cleanser.

They range in price (usually) between $40-$50. The object is to drink it about 1.5-2 hours before you have to take this test. Its important to note these ARE NOT cleansers, simply masks so you can pass a piss test. Larger ones can give you up to a 6-hour time window to pass this test. Smaller ones usually last 2-3 hours. After you drink it you'll start to piss a bright color and it will slowly dilute. These are the best samples. You'll want to take a multivitamin about an hour after drinking it because you'll strip yourself of all vitamins, and your body pH level with be thrown off for a bit. (They have $2 multis at the counter). Piss in the time window, and don't fuck up these directions. The directions on the bottle are very ambiguous and don't really help at all. The BEST drink is Strip, it comes in a 32. oz bottle in either purple or red. These are like 99% effective if taken correctly, no joke.

You're other options are taking a shitload of Niacin (niacin only), but that hurts, or taking goldenseal, which is occasioanlly checked for.

Finally, if you're no confient with the samlpe, drop it on the flor on your way out. Accidents happen. good luck.

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Hehe awesome tip on the dropping thing =) Duke might use that if it looks to dark!


SF

If your extremely worried, get a condom. Get some urine from someone else, and strap it to your leg (keeps it about body temperature). Have a small needle on you, break the condom and let the urine out. If they watch you while you do it, they actually sell "peeing dildos" (can't remember their technical name).

I just got home from my hearing with the cops =)) seems there is a silver lining behind every cloud..after all =)


Thanks bro's!

SF

who cares about the drug test. Unless they catch you in possession, the cops can't do shit.

but, i had a friend that had 2 days to detox after smoking about an eighth at some weekend long concert/festival out in colorado. She drank gallons of water, several liters of cranberry and pomegranate juice and ate nothing but lettuce for the 2 days and passed.

yeah thats true =) But I was driving stoned so that kinda made shit worse, thats 2 years for my ass, if I was found guilty


SF