This text conversation took place over a period of about 8 hours.

ME: Hey Jennifer! i haven't talked to you much since i've last been at rcc and i kinda feel like a douchebag about it. what have you been up to?

HER: You should feel bad. Lol. jk. Thins are going well. But between u&me, I'm getting a bit burnt out still being @ rcc. How are u? How is everything betwn u & Jamie?

ME: oh tell me about it! i know how you feel cuz i was there for 4 years. nothing to be ashamed of tho. i'm thnkful for my time there, i have no regrets

ME: Jamie and I live in seperate places. still talk once in a while but its almost all logistical/business

HER: Oh. wow. Well as long as u happy, I'm happy.

ME: wow thats a lot of pressure--i had better stay happy for your sake then! lol

HER: If not, I'll make you happy!!

ME: wow Jen, that's a pretty bold statement--what makes you so sure you have what it takes

HER: Haha idk I'm a pretty skilled girl.

ME: lol says you! why should i take your word for it?

HER: Because I'm amazing and you know it!!

ME: well... i've always had a hunch that there are amazing things about you but... i've never gotten quite close enough to you to really know for sure

HER: True true. There have always been obstacles in the way. Lol

ME: fair warning... for the rest of the night, any texts sent will be drunk texts. yeah i guess there have been obsticales, huh. but are there any now...

HER: Lol thanks for the warning. Well, I am in a committed relationship so that might put a damper on things.

ME: oh. hmm... must have i misunderstood

HER:Lol it's ok I was being vague before. We should hang out though. Platonically of course. Lol
HER: Boo, no more drunken texts now?

ME: lol well i'm super drunk now but i was hoping to have fun flirting. now i just have to talk abot the weather or some boring shit like that

HER: Haha u can flirt all u want. It's just drunken texts. Lol
HER: Are u on myspace?

ME: lol thats a random question! i dont really go on myspace much. why?

HER: Oh. Haha because I have scandalous pix on there I though you might have seen.

ME: hmm nope. describe them since i can't see them at this time

HER: Aww I'm about to go to sleep to go to disneyland tomorrow. Let's just say, I was shopping for lingerie when I took them. Lol

ME: lucky boyfriend you have. he must be treating you real nice for you to be secxy-clothes shoping for him. 'night. have fun.

HER: [naked picture of here] This ISN'T on myspace. Haha night.


So does she want to fuck or not? I'm confused. I don't know how to respond to that picture either--compliment, no compliment? What do i do next? Why is she saying she can make me happy with her skills and sending me a naked picture of herself when she's in a committed relationship and wants to hang out "platonically of course?"