What to say in comfort stage:
"Wow, we used to be SO close. (cross your fingers) It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart (uncross your fingers, like your holding up a 'peace' sign). Now I guess you just wanna hold hands."
What to say when she starts acting up:
"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You
"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her
"Well, that's probably for the best!" – You
What to say at the introduction:
"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" – You
What to say when she calls you out on something:
"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."
What to say if your in a big college town (works better if she is wearing her college gear):
"Holy shit! You go to UGA?" -You
"Yeah." -Her
"What a coincidence, so do I!!!" –You
What to say when she calls:
"Hey, how are you?" - Her
"I'm good, how are you?" - You
"Good." - Her
"Wait, your good? (pause) I bet I could make you SO bad!" – You
What to say when she is nervous:
"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." – You
What to say at the hook point:
"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) – You
What to say when she tries to bring you down:
"Why are you so happy?" - Her
"I don't know, but it's a lot of fun. You should try it out some time!"- You
What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:
"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You
She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.
"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You
This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.
"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." – You
What to say at the kiss close:
Preface: Sometimes it takes a greater dedication to take it to the next level. My only advice is to keep advancing, keep moving forward. But also read her body language as well. Timing is the most important element and Kasey should be performed only after kino-escalation.
My friends and I refer to a kiss-close as "Kasey" (i.e. Kiss Close = KC= Kasey). So if you're wing is pushing you to kiss close, he would say something like, "Hey, did you see Kasey over there?" Ya get it?
And now for the tease routine:
"Hey, I got something for ya. Remind me to give it to you later." - You (plant the seed)
"Sure."- Her
Time passes.
"Hey, so where's my present?" - Her
"Okay, close your eyes and open your hand." - You
After she complies, hold her by the hand and kiss her.
"But that was only for you, so don't go around telling everybody I'm SPAM free shit!" – You
What to write on her wall (i.e. Facebook/Myspace):
(Insert name here), your priorities suck! But I think you will be okay if you follow the steps I provided below:
Step 1: Build up the courage to actually call me
Step 2: Get in your car and start driving
Step 3: Turn up the music and sing/dance/etc.
Step 4: I'll take care of the rest...
What to say at the Kasey (kiss close):
"What is the first thing you would say after you kissed me?" - You
"Um, I don't know." - Her
"Well, let's find out." – You
What to say at the approach:
"Hey, let me ask you a question. if a girl gets breast implants, does that make her a slut?" - You
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A.
"No." - Her
"But what if she wants them only to get attention from guys?"-You
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B.
"Yes." - Her
"But what if she wants them because it makes her feel more confident."
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The idea is to go against whatever she says...Field tested, mother approved!
What to say when HE gives you a shit-test.
"(Insert shit-test here)"- Him
"Admit it...you like me!"- You
"No I don't." - Him
"You're like a kid in third grade. When you try to make fun of me, it just means you like me. I bet if we were little, you would throw rocks at me. And that just means that you LOVE me."- You
What to say as a disqualifier:
(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)
"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." – You
What to say when you run out of other things to say:
"Hey, do you wear glasses?"- You
"No."- Her
"Oh, that sucks, I guess you can't see how good looking I am."- You
What to text your girlfriend when she is having a bad day:
"You're silly, you're kind of weird, and you're a bit too cute at times...but I like you anyway
"- You
How to set a time-constraint on your phone call
For example, if the time is 8:00, you say:
"Hey, I got to let you go at 8:12"- You
"Why 8:12?"- Her
"Well, I got SO much shit to do at 8:13"- You
What to say when she asks what you do for a living:
"So what do you do?" - Her
A. "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!" -You
B. "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?"-You
C. "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."-You
These gets a lot of positive reactions because they can't tell whether or not you're joking.
Another side note: I've noticed that skydiving is a good conversational piece. People always have a strong opinion on it.
What to say to build rapport:
"Did you know that the best compliment you can give to a woman is to simply repeat her name?" -You
"Really?" -Her
"Yeah...For instance, what's your sister's name?" -You
"Kelly." -Her
"So the next time you get off the phone with Kelly, tell her, 'I love you Kelly,' or 'Great talking to you Kelly.' Then notice the difference...And you can even test her by seeing if she says your name at the end of your next conversation." -You
*For bonus points, repeat her name as you say goodbye.*
"People care about their own name more than every other name in the world combined." - Dale Carnegie
What to say to the bartender: (post hook-point)
"You know, there is a paradox in becoming a bartender." - You
"Oh really. And what is that?" - Her
"You meet so many people, but you don't really meet anybody at all." - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, you can talk to a lot of people, but you can't ever get to know them; you are on that side and they are always on the other. Even if you liked the person, it would never work because you would always look at him as the guy from the bar." - You
*Most bartenders will agree with you, but they will also try to counter that notion. So you can follow it up with something like...
"Don't get me wrong here, I think you're a cool person, but I wouldn't even bother asking for your number." – You
Another line for Kasey (kiss-close):
"I bet you I could kiss you before you could kiss me." - You
"No you can't!" – Her
What to say to take her home:
(Note: Say this when after the kiss close, and after the hook point...I will admit that it is a bit forward)
"I'm having a lot of fun. I think we should get lunch tomorrow." - You
"Yea, absolutely." - Her
"Well, what time do you think we'll wake up?" (smile) - You
(This is great because it makes the implication without blatantly stating your intentions. Even if she doesn't want to go home with you, it still gives you an out. For example, if she denies, you could respond with, "I meant what time am I picking you up?...Haha, you thought I was that easy?")
What to say on her birthday:
(Note: For this routine, you will need a box of matches.)
"I bet you I can make you feel young again" (smile) -You
"Um, okay." - Her
(Light one of your matches and hold it close to her face.)
"Make a wish and blow out the candle." -You
(After she complies and blows out the match.)
"And I already know what you wished for! Close your eyes and open your hand so I can give it to you." -You
(Hold her hand and kiss her.)
End of Routine.
How to kiss close in the first two minutes:
When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:
"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." –You
Post-date follow-up: What to text for a second date
(Note: You don't ask the question, but you don't directly tell her either...)
"I think I'm gonna wanna party again on Friday! Lucky you, haha"
What to say to keep her interested:
"Hey, help me finish this drink." - You (feeding her the drink)
"No, no, haha." - Her
Then just stare into her eyes with a strait face.
"Come on, just put it in your mouth." - You
Use this one when you've already had some history with her.
How to Demonstrate Higher Value:
This is more of a technique, rather than a one-liner. I can't believe I haven't posted this up already! All you gotta do in conversation is...reverse the pronouns.
Some examples:
"Do you mind if I entertain you over a drink?" - You (before)
"Do you mind entertaining me over a drink?" - You (after)
"How bout I take you out for dinner sometime." - You (before)
"How bout you take me out for dinner sometime." - You (after)
Ah, the beauty of simple semantics!
What to text as a statement of interest:
"You should try out to be my new partner-in-crime. Long line, but it might be worth the wait!"
The "Paper, Rock, Scissors" Routine:
"I bet you my next drink that I can beat you in paper/rock/scissors." - You
"Alright." - Her
If she throws paper:
"I knew you were going to throw paper! It's in your personality. You just got your nails done and you want me to appreciate your manicure. Sorry, I don't do well with high maintenance girls." -You
If she throws scissors:
"The only reason you threw scissors is because it looks cool. Well, you don't have to try so hard to impress me!" -You
If she throws rock:
"Most girls throw rock because they have to feel emotionally superior and powerful. But I didn't think you were one of those kids." -You
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FYI, I noticed the following trend with women:
1. Rock
2. Scissors
3. Paper
Master PUAs only: the 'she has a boyfriend but you wanna kiss her anyway' routine:
*use only to test the waters, after the hook-point, and after she's already mentioned something about a boyfriend.
"So, just out of curiosity, what do you consider 'cheating' in a relationship?" - You
"Anything beyond the limits of a friendship [or something to that effect]" - Her
"I only ask because I've noticed that a lot of women don't really have a fixed definition for what they call 'cheating.'" - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, for instance, do you consider kissing cheating?" - You
"Yeah, that's probably cheating" - Her
"I think I see where your coming from, but what if we were just really close friends?" – You
What to say if she's older than you:
"Um, I think I'm too old for you." - Her
"You're right. In ten years from now, I'd be forced to leave you for a younger, sexier version of a girl that looks exactly like you." – You
How to get her to buy you a drink:
"Don't you know that men are supposed to buy women drinks?" - Her
"Well, I would buy you a drink, but then when you fall in love with me, I wouldn't be sure whether it was actually for me, or because I spoiled you." - You
(note: substitute 'fall in love' with 'fall in like' when appropriate)
What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:
"I have a boyfriend." - Her
"What do you mean? I haven't asked you out yet." – You
How to NOT get rejected...twice
Assume the situation is that you've called her and she did not pick up the phone. Then you happen to run into her.
"Hey buddy, thanks for picking up my phone call!" - You
"Oh, yeah, sorry about that. I've been really busy lately." - Her
"No big deal. I just gotta delete your number." - You
"What? Why would you do that?" - Her
"Honestly, I don't have a whole lot of storage space in my phone." - You
"Haha, that's such bullshit!" - Her
"Well, I don't want to waste the space. Why would I keep your number if I'm not gonna call it? - You
"Why are you not going to call it?" - Her
"We already went through that part, silly." - You
Take your phone out, step beside her, and delete her number so she can see it.
"Okay, seriously, let's hang out! I'm sorry. Now put my number back in your phone!" - Her
Delivery is extremely important with this one. Smile, be funny and lighthearted about it.
How to kino-escalate in the first thirty seconds:
In order to build comfort, it is important to touch a girl quickly and in a non-offensive manner. Literally, you can do this from the moment you meet her.
"Hey, I'm [insert your name here]" - You
When she extends her hand, you do one of three things: (a) teach her a secret handshake; (b) play her in thumb war; or (c) continually shake her hand as you're holding the conversation (if she's cool, she'll keep shaking your hand).
How to open by the bar:
"What's your second favorite drink?" - You
"Um, vodka and tonic. Why my second favorite?" - Her
"I mean, I trust you and all, but not that much!" - You
Then order whatever you like, even if it's not what she recommended.
How to break off the question, "do you even remember my name?!"
Me: "Names are overrated, I just want to remember your face. Your Angelina Jolie and I'm Brad Pitt."
Field tested, USDA approved.
Here next response was.....
Her: "Wow, you are really good at picking up women, huh?"
Me: "Usually only when they are about 185 pounds and under, can't bench anymore than that. You're really good at picking up sexy men, huh? (smiles widely while pointing to self)."
When she mentions that she has a BF
For example when you ask her phone number.
HB: "I don't think so, I have a BF!"
You: "Don't worry, I will not tell him anything, I think he would be very upset! Wouldn't he?"
HB: "Yes, he would"
A. YOU: "Is he jealous type of guy?"
HB: "No, he loves me."
YOU: "I bet he does!, Poor guy!" (smiling)
B. HB: "Yeah, sometimes."
YOU: "He is scared you will leave him. Poor guy (serious look)
HB: "No, he has no reason to think something like that"
YOu: "Really? Is he being selfish or insecure, ever thought about it?"
Alright, you are challenging her now. She must continue the conversation or she will leave the convo. If she chooses to quit, she is not interested (yet) and you leave her alone. The situations is gets too difficult and you are better off gaming other women.
As an opener (especially when there is some of the bitch shield up):
You: "Hi girls, what's up?" (be friendly and smiling, not cocky)
HB's: just nodding, saying "Hi!" or saying "Nothing!"
You: "Nice shoes!" (picking one of them)
HB: "Thanks!" or just nodding
You: "Are they new?"
HB:"Yes" or "No"
YOU: "Which size is it?"
A. HB: mentions size
YOU: measuring your foot up to hers and saying "You sure we don't have same size?"
HB: cracks up laughing and possibly saying "No we don't, yours is much bigger"
B. HB: asks contra-questions: "What do you think?" (opens up slightly)
YOU: "Not sure if you want to hear the truth, to be honest"
HB: "Why" (opens up, enough for you to proceed with regular stuff)
Women seem to freak out when you imply that they have big feet. These few lines are so canned, they will take you through all of them. Then, its up to you.
When you ask for her number and she turns you down
You: "What would you do if I were to ask for your number?"
HB: "I don't give my number out to douchebags"
You: "Oooooh...hey, somebody call the Coast Guard, I think some one just got shot down!" [in a playful manner]
It won't win you any points with her (but its not like you had anything going for you) but it will tone down the awkwardness of her rejecting you.
How to neg and isolate your target from the masses:
"I can tell you're the high maintenance one out of the group." - You
"Oh really? How do you figure?" - Her
"Well, you got that mischievous look on your face." - You
"Haha, very funny buddy." - Her
Then sort of pull her aside from her friends and whisper to her:
"No, but seriously, you got something right there." - You (touching the side of your face)
"Really?" - Her
"Nah, I'm just playing with you, haha. I knew you were high maintenance!" - You
(note: can substitute "high maintenance" with "naughty")
Boyfriend Line
HB: "I have a boyfriend" (Smile)
PUA: "Yeah.. he actually sent me to test you.. judging by those eyes.. you failed, but.. I can be bought." (Bigger smile)
Addition to another
HB: I have a boyfriend
PUA: Only one?? ...Rookie
Extras:
The "She Always like this??" line always works
And a lot of girls wear their sunglasses on there head after dark.. Flip em down on her face, smile and say "You can probably put those away for the day.."
One-liner kiss close at the hook point:
"Do you get lipsy when you get tipsy?" - You
"What does that mean?" - Her
"Let me show you!" - You
Kiss her
When u wanna start a convo
- I've been wondering 5 mins what to tell u, aint u ashamed of ur self? – you
How to open a girl texting in a bar:
"That probably won't work so well. I tried texting her earlier and I couldn't hear a word she was saying." - You
(hint: Keep a serious face. A good way to do this is approach her from the side and look down at her phone as if you're genuinely concerned with what she's doing. In other words, you want her to make the inference that you're trying to be funny.)
How to respond to a statement of interest or unprompted text message:
"Hey you! I was just thinking about you..." - Her
"You know, you're one of the very few girls that can make me smile at 10:33 am" - You
"... everyone else makes me smile at 10:34" - You
(Send two consecutive text messages, one right after the other. Obviously, you want to use whatever time she texts you at, not 10:33 am, unless coincidentally that is the time she texts you!)
What do with a phone number after a number-close:
Immediately after closing you dial the number. Then instruct her NOT to pick it up because you have to leave an important message. On the message, explain to her how much fun she is having and describe the situation. Then, put her on the phone and tell her to say something to herself. You could use a line like, "Say something! But don't mess this up because this message is really important and I hardly ever leave messages for people."
The next day, as a follow up text message you send her:
"Hey, I hope you saved that message for me. I wanna hear it!" - You
You are already making the implication that you're going to see her again. It will also prompt her to listen to the message and think of you in the process.
How to neg/open with your wing:
"I like your dress." - You
"That's it? You just like her dress? What about her?" - Your wing
"Nope, just the dress." - You
"You're so mean!" - Her
"Let me ask you something. Why is it that women have such a hard time accepting compliments? What's wrong with me liking your dress?" – You
ALL CREDIT TO JAY WA AND SOME OTHERS BUT 99% JAY WA. ENJOY!!
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