A little while ago i was reading and i found this article about how in Monkeys societies the alpha male has the highest Serotonin level.
So i was thinking... What does Sertonin have to do with happiness?
So i read this other article on how thinking and being positive raises your serotonin.

Soo..
The more happy you are the higher your serotonin levels are.
The higher your serotonin levels you are the more Alpha you are.

Hey im just spitballing.
But think about it?
The alpha male doesnt have to be the toughest one in the group.
Just the one who is positive and cunning.
Alpha Wolf has the ability to stop a challenger just by looking at him.
No need for fighting just stares him down.

Im going to run with this high serotonin thing.
Maybe it has some truth to it.

It just means that alpha male = happy

To be an alpha male, you must be positive, optimistic, and all that other stuff that makes people happy.

Think about it... what kind of people are the MOST beta of all?

That's right. Emo kids.

Chief...
Agreed.
F-ing Hate Emo kids.