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Here is a list of the texts I love to send regardless of what time it is or what
the previous thread was (if there was one at all):

“Tough love is all you get.”

“Hey, not now! I’m busy.”

“My weekend can beat up your weekend.”
“3-0”, “5-0” ,“7-0”

“Hey little shrimp, it’s your shrimp
daddy.”

You can come if you bring lemons.”

“I just got back from Maui, I saw a very cute fish, it reminded me of
you.”
“Excuse me, do you have any Grey Pupon?”

“It’s really a shame we have to get a divorce, your parents are so rich.”

“I love orange.”

There are a couple of texts that I use for special situations. If I don’t hear from
a girl the next day, then two days later, I’ll send something really crazy like:

“That’s it, I come home and find out you
have been shagging the pool man, I
want a divorce. You can have the Bentley,
but I’m keeping the house in Maui.”

“I guess that’s it then. I’m moving out. Wtf
do we do about the cats? Fluffy’s mine.”

These will get you a text back from an unresponsive girl very consistently. Text with her back and forth a little bit, and call her that night.

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I should sue the creators of She's Out Of My League for turning my life story into a movie without my consent.

Alright I got a big question about texting.

How do you know when to cut off, or stop replying?

I always am in the middle of a GOOD, FUN, conversation and the girl just stops texting back. It always happens, with all of them. I know it's the "I'm too important to text you back" bullshit, but like... I hate doing it to them cause I'm not full of shit. Should I be trying to end conversations faster? Or should I pull the 'no response' crap they always give me?

you should have made a new thread for that question, so that we don't derail this awesome thread.

but quickly, it's not being full of shit. Busy, important, sex-worthy ppl like ourselves don't have time to go back and forth endlessly texting. If you're not that busy, you need to be picking up some new hobbies/socializing/working more.
In short, yes you should be ending the conversations quicker, it actually makes the conversation funner and doesn't let things get stale.

A good rule of thumb is to simply emulate her response time. If she's responding quickly you can too.
And I usually don't reply at all if her responses are getting boring. It's human nature. It tells her she has to start replying in a more playful manner or I'm moving on.

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I'm a ninja-fighter.

Oh well, I modified abit of the checked in phone text message to

"Hi, I'm bored so here I am dropping you a message just to make sure you check your phone "

And got no reply

You never wana say you're bored. Or wonder if she checks her messages.

awesome thread...

this is good men! thanx

"made you look "

haha just thought of this one off the top of my head

enjoyable im gonna test some out and let you know how they go...

send something like: "Seems like your phone misses mine too.. let's bring them together for a date"

I changed mine up a lil bit.. i hadn't heard from this HB7 all day and said:

"CONGRATULATIONS"
"for what"
"YOU MADE IT THE WHOLE DAY WITHOUT TALKING TO ME, THAT'S INCREDIBLE"
"lol"
"YOU'LL GET YOUR PRIZE WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN"

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you only remember what you don't want to forget.

im not gonna lie i really like these, however there is a few i wouldnt use just because they would come off as a forward. but besides that its gold.

Yep. This one is really lame. I got a "Kay??"