heres a funny one wouldn't try it, unless you want a handprint across ur face or a restraining order lol

"hi have you ever had you boobs weighed"

HB "no why"

*then grab her tits an go "wheyyyyyyyy, now u have"*

The drug dealer opener happened to me last night - some girl came up to me and asked me if i "knew how to get any swingers" ! She opened ME with the drug dealer line (which I didn't even know was an opener). And i was sitting down just off the dance floor drinking a pint of beer and looking normally dressed and generally really boring. Plus i look like an accountant. I chatted to her for a while and then used that event to open another 2 sets of girls during the night (it's easy when it's true!). Now i think i'll use that opener every night.

MOOD OPENER:

I thought of this opener the other day. Has not been tested yet.

It is important to have rapport with the group before using this routine to demonstrate value. Have a good opener and some fluff to put in before this.

Walk up to a girl or group of girls. Tell them you want to try something that you learned the other day, and that it's pretty cool. If no one volunteers, pick someone (if its a group, don't pick your target the first time). Whoever you pick, tell them to close their eyes and give you their hands. If they oblige, then you have created a comfortable and trustworthy environment already, and thus have rapport with the group. If they are hesitant at first, say "Ah, come on, you don't trust me?" or "Alright, your loss" or something playful like that. They will probably go with it.

Take the girls hand in yours (it doesn't matter how) just try to make it seem like it is for the trick and that your not just holding their hand for the sake of holding their hand. Hold their hands with both of yours. Focus for a second on the temperature of their hand and how they are reacting to the situation, then take a wild guess at how they are feeling. You can work on being accurate at this, but it isn't the point. It is basically a cold reading.

Once you are done with the first girl, then look at your target. If she hasn't been saying much the whole time, or seems not interested, say "Are you shy? Cause I've been here a few minutes now and you haven't said much. Maybe your upset. You should try the mood test." (First part isn't my line). If she is excited and wants to try it, then your set.

Do it a little differently with your target. She will offer you her hands and close her eyes, but tell her shes easy to read and that you don't even need her hands. This is kind of a neg and an indifference thing, showing your lack of interest in her physically. Take a guess from her attitude and presence from before. Again, being accurate is not at all necessary. If they say your wrong, then play along, or throw in a neg like "Are you sure? This has never failed before... You could be lying" or something like that. Just try to keep it playful. This whole demonstration of value follows the main principles a PUA must abide by.

In theory, this should work.

Happy sarging.

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I've gotten into some surprisingly decent conversations with random girls from going up to them and saying "Excuse me, where do you see yourself in 10 years?". But this kind of randomness is probably better used for getting over anxiety and getting used to meeting more people, instead of making it go somewhere.

Billie why don't you go take off those tightly laced millitant doc martins cutting off circulation to your brain, put a nice blonde wig over your shaved stubbly head, pull that barbell out of your nose, take off your 'I hate men' t-shirt and donate it to charity. Go find a surgeon to remove the numerous tattoos of female sex organs covering your arms and go get yourself a nice big juicy cock because it sounds like you really need one.

Don't listen to this smelly dyke fellas it's just trying to minimize the competition.

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*Be on the cell in the middle of a convo.*
Hey! Do you think makeup on guys is okay?
me and my brother are having a debate on it and we need a female opinion.
Regardless of what she is play with it alittle.
"Girls get to look beautiful why cant guys?"
But a thought.
Cheers.

Ok... So my cafe at college always has sets of 2-5 hot girls sitting at a table. The caf is big, maybe 1000 or more ppl. I get really nervous to approach here, I don't know why. I guess I've never done it yet, and I keep backing out on every chance! It's getting frustrating, but I just get that AA.. I almost feel like everyone is watching me, and everyone is like HEY THAT GUYS TRYINA PICK UP GIRLS LOL! haha...

Anyways, I think I have some good openers that I really want to try as soon as I get the courage.


Approach a set, can even be one girl. If the cafe is CLEARLY not full
You: Hey do you mind if I sit here? It's like the only seat left, so I pretty much have to.

or

You: Hey guys! Thanks for saving me this seat.



I really want to get this game right because it seems like such an easy place to open, but I still am getting those crazy nervous vibes for some reason.

Hwy can I grab a answer to a question....Am I the only guy that opens with; "Hey can I grab an opinion......What would be your initial reaction, if i said I ws a Pick Up artist? *smiles*"
This works 90% of the time and it never comes up again that Im a Pua other than when flirting, I use it nearly all the time yet have never seen it anywhere or being used......Any1 Use it...if not feel free to, its brilliant! and would be nice to have my name on something! lol

In my opinion the first one is terrible, please don't use that. Things could become very awkward very quickly. All you need is for one of those girls to say 'theres a seat over there' and your going to be sitting there like a gimp. Apart from that it just sounds really awkward and doesn't portray confidence at all

The second one is definately an improvement although you would have to do it 'very' cocky funny for it to work because if they think you are serious it will seem creepy.

I just so happen to have a fantastic opener for your situation... I use this mostly when travelling in hostels. I get lots of foreign pussy from it

I walk up to a goup of HB 8-10's sitting at a table with a pen and note pad.

Me: 'Hey guys hows it going?
HB: Yeah good (normally with expressions of 'what is this guy doing here')

I sit down and and pull out my note pad then look up and address the group of girls with an innocent smile on my face.

Me: Look I hope you don't mind, but i've selected yourselves to be part of a study im doing on how a group of girls such as yourselves react to the sudden presence of a gorgeous man at their table.
HB: What?

Then I start repeating their words and pretending to record everything they say with a serious expression on my face. At first they are confused but it always gets a good laugh out of them after a little while as well as making me the instant centre of attention.

Feel free to try it,

It's 100% worldly proofed original dialogue

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A good bar opener (make sure your wearing a hat and a ring)

Me: Hey, would you believe me if I told you I could push my hat through this ring (I hold up my hat and a silver ring I always wear)
HB: No
Me: Wanna bet on it?
HB: haha you can't thats impossible!
Me: Okay then I'll make you a deal, if I can push my hat through this ring you buy me a drink if I can't then I buy you one.
HB: haha okay sure...

I put my hat down on the bar pick up a straw and then put the straw through the ring so it pushes my hat.

This is a great ice breaker and i've gotten many a free drink from it

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I like yours but how's that any better than mine. If someone came up to me and started writing shit down telling me I was part of a study, I would say no thanks.

Hey guys,

I've just joined, I'll post on the intro section in a sec...little backwards I know

Opener I like using is when you approach a 2 set at the bar and ask them:

"I've just abandoned my mate, so I have to be quick coz if he gets abducted I'll never forgive myself, I want to get ladies opinions on this...whats more important equality or chivalry?"

Options:

Equality: "Yeh I thought that aswel...mines a (then tell them what drink you want) with a cocky smile

Chivalry: When the barman approaches..."well...ladies first" then hand the target your money and follow Kezia's drink advice, be fussy when you ask her to get your drink while you make a call or go to the toilet.

Both: some girls always say both, thats open season to neg! I'm not listing every poss neg for that but heres the one I use most...

"O I see your one of those hovis girls, always looking for best of both...are you bi sexual?"

Hope you guys enjoy trying this one, I'm gona post intro now. All the best guys!

T

Hey guys,

I've just joined, I'll post on the intro section in a sec...little backwards I know

Opener I like using is when you approach a 2 set at the bar and ask them:

"I've just abandoned my mate, so I have to be quick coz if he gets abducted I'll never forgive myself, I want to get ladies opinions on this...whats more important equality or chivalry?"

Options:

Equality: "Yeh I thought that aswel...mines a (then tell them what drink you want) with a cocky smile

Chivalry: When the barman approaches..."well...ladies first" then hand the target your money and follow Kezia's drink advice, be fussy when you ask her to get your drink while you make a call or go to the toilet.

Both: some girls always say both, thats open season to neg! I'm not listing every poss neg for that but heres the one I use most...

"O I see your one of those hovis girls, always looking for best of both...are you bi sexual?"

Hope you guys enjoy trying this one, I'm gona post intro now. All the best guys!

T

Fair enough dude, i do think you'd be setting yourself up for a quick shut down though but feel free to test it out if you think it's good. I'd be curious to know how it works out for you.

It's just a matter of opinion but I don't think it'll work. I think even if they accept your presence, you'll have alot of trouble getting them comfortable enough with you to start opening up but hey you never know you could be onto something, only one way to find out.

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I like the beginning. I've never been crazy on opinion openers unless they actually pertain to a real life situation. I think they are really lame. I mean, why ask a question you really don't give a shit about.