Okay guys I'm a newbie to this site but I just thought i'd contribute a little opener I invented on the weekend which ended up with me taking this girls friend home. I was aiming for her but her AMOG bf was there and her friend was just as good so I was a happy chappy
So I'm out at this bar in the city with some friends and it's my turn to do the rounds I go stand next to a beautiful blonde girl at the bar waiting to order a drink.
ME: Hey, I just thought I should let you know. This guy has a repuation for spiking girls drinks (I point to the innocent bartender)
HER: Oh really? are you serious?
ME: Yeah I know he doesn't look like the type does he... (shrug my shoulders and turn back to the bar)
HER: So how do you know this?
ME: Well a few of my girlfriends were here last weekend and when they got their drinks they thought it tasted funny. Anyway all of a sudden they just felt really wasted and they don't remember but apparently these two dodgey dudes were cracking on them big time and it turns out their mates with the bartender.
HER: OMG were they okay?
ME: Well they felt really horrible the next day and Laura wen't to the doctors and had some tests and she had K in her system.
Well you can see where it wen't from there, I came up with this one because I believe I indirectly portrayed the following
-I have lots of girls as friends
-I'm not directly cracking on her so it made me look like concerned jo citizen.
It's quite ballsy and a rat thing to do but what can I say it worked.[/i]