I thought of a good response that i wanted to share with you all.

Let's say you're peacocking with something really 'out there' and a girl gives you shit about it, here's what you say:

You: Hey there, can i ask your opinion on something? (or another opener, etc)
HB: uh, no... what's with the stupid bracelet you're wearing? You look ridiculous.
You: Actually, my 8 year old niece gave that to me, and I promised her I would wear it out tonight. I don't think it's 'ridiculous' to keep that promise, do you?

This accomplishes 3 things:

1) It makes her feel like an asshole/embarassed, lowering her bitch shield will even make her start attempting to qualify herself to you.
2) It shows that you're not going to take her shit, and that you'll wear what YOU want to wear (DHV)
3) As an added bonus, it shows that you're good with kids... another DHV that specifically targets her S&R triggers.

I haven't tried it yet, but i'm keeping it up my sleeve. I suppose that it would work with some things and not with others...for example, it would be pretty obvious that an 8 year old niece wouldn't buy you, say, a velvet cape or something. lol. But for the little jewelery add ons and shit, i think it would go over well.

If anyone tries it let me know how it works... and i'll do the same.

You should add in my disbaled 8 year old niece, that will really make her feel like crap. Or better yet autistic, mentally challenged etc...!

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Haha I like it, will surely come in handy some day

... or dead!!! yeah - that'd be funny!!

boys - lets not get carried away with the lies...

rofl.....thats some funny shit....thats gold man pure gold, i like that.

lol yeah i definitely think saying disabled, retarded, dead, etc is not necessarily the best way to go about it.

Field tested twice with different objectives

That is golden, and it establishes all of those things you typed. That shit is perfect.

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