| Hey I just joined not 5 minutes ago. Call me Pagey please. I live in Houston, Texas. I just turned 18 and I'm taking advantage of it. Two years ago my friend introduced me to a book called 'The Game' by Neil Strauss. I didn't actually read it, but i was curious. My friend constantly astounded me with his ability to pick up women. His brother was just as good!
Anyway, I finally read it for myself last November and since then I met more women. I got to admit that though I could attract women, I could never follow through.
Ive been studying pick up since my friend started schooling me some, but I didnt start practicing seriously until June of this year.
I don't know about a pick up method, but i like to start with something called a neg right off the bat to break the ice, then from there i just adapt to the situation. As a witness, You're likely to hear a girl say "You're crazy!" like ten times in a conversation. Girls like crazy? I don't know.
Guitar and Piano dominate what I'd call my hobbies, but I also like to practice martial arts, in the style of Bruce Lee. I'm kind of a video game nerd too, to an extent.
My goals are to start a rock band and get as big as the Beatles. I'd like to play on a popular talk show and have groupies up the ass one day. I wouldn't mind not being rich, so long as my music is known.
then there's mastering martial arts and pick-up.
Anyway, Pick-up works. I can't believe it. Yesterday, I was catering to a party and my friends cleaning lady was working with me. Shes this 23 year-old Honduran chick with dyed blond hair, a sexy ass, who doesn't speak English (She speaks Spanish.)
I started work at 9 am, and I got off at 10 pm.(the party didn't start until 6:15pm) She came in around 1 pm. As soon as she walked in she made eye contact with me and I kept for a full minute until she finally gave in and was forced to let go. The rest of the day I didn't talk to her. Just the occasional smile, sizing each other up, but no talking.
One thing I did...She asked me (in Spanish of course) to hand her some tray and I looked at her confused, looked to my friend's brother and asked him what she was saying. I knew what she asked. I can speak Spanish well. But I didn't want her to know. So anytime she needed to tell me something, It had to go through someone else. I thought It would be fun to do.
Anyway, the party ended and I got to ride in the backseat of her car back to the restaurant. On the way back I let loose. (in Spanish)
"I like your uhhh... how do you say it... ear things?" I spoke like i knew how to speak a little.
"My earrings?" she said
"Yeah! My grandma wears those every Sunday. they're my favorite."
"That's not a good thing to say!"
blah blah blah
I look out the window like I didn't hear her.
My friend, who is driving her car starts talking to her. ( you can call him a wing)
I keep my cool and keep looking out the window. then I start talking with my friend in English and we're having a good time without including her. Then she asks
"How old are you"
"21"
"No you're 13!"
I look out the window again and ignore her.
she asks me again and I tell my friend
"umm... is there something wrong with her hearing? is she always like this?"
he laughs and she goes "I heard you, I don't believe you!"
blah blah
I ignore her while she peppers me with guesses.
"15? 17? 17 right? 16?"
anyway she never figures it out.
I asked her "can i have your opinion on something?"
"okay"
"would you date a guy who is still friends with his ex girlfriends?"
she want on about how she would dump him in a second. My friend (the one driving) was in that situation and he got real into it with her.
Then she asked me, "what about you, would you still be with your girlfriend if she was friends with her ex-boyfriends?"
I replied with another line from "The Game"
"No, Im so tired of girls who party and drink all the time. I do it too, but all the time? You're not like that are you?"
completely off topic i know, but she responded like I hoped she would, and more.
blah blah she talked about how she didn't party anymore, and she didn't know any good places to go anyway.
then I asked her how she knew my friend.
blah blah...
Then she was talking about how I should give her English Lessons. I said
"okay, lessons start now. This is something English people do a a lot."
I held out my hand and she took it and I shook it slowly and said in English" Hello My name is..."
She laughs and says, I know how to do that already. I squeeze her hand and she squeezes back.
kino, right?
Anyway I'm gonna skip to the good part. It ended up with her giving me a ride to my house after dropping off my friend at the restaurant and some more kino.
So were sitting in front of my house, Its dark, and I point at my cheek and say "kiss good-bye"
She says "no, You kiss goodbye!"
I ignore her and say it again, "kiss good-bye"
still she insists that I go first, so I do.
Instead of the cheek I got for a lip to lip kiss and guess what, she resists!
I lean back in my chair and I say " Okay then, good-bye"
And as I'm about to open the car door she says "no, no, wait, okay"
So I turn around and kiss her on the lips. Wooo
It doesn't end there. She stops me and says "okay that's it."
"okay, good-bye"
satisfied, I try to leave for real but the door was locked, and I couldn't figure out how to open it.( I figure it out five minutes later) I asked her
"whats the deal? are you trying to keep me prisoner?"
she laughs and says "yeah, you can't leave until I let you leave"
IOI
I throw my body at the window "ow"
"hey let me go"
I headbutt the door lightly. "OW"
"hahaha you're crazy!" she says
I hold her hand and say "listen, your car smells nice. What do I have to do to get out of here"
"Are you gonna tell me your age?"
"I'm 18"
"No you're not! You're too young"
"are you trying to kiss me again?"
"No! I could get in trouble! How old are you really?"
I try to escape again
"hahaha you're crazy! you're 15 right?"
"Should I show you my I.d.?"
"yes"
"okay, but its gonna cost you, you know that right?
"Show me and I'll give you whatever you want"
I pull out my wallet and I give her my ID.
"This isn't you!"
"yes it is, see my button nose and baby smile?"
she laughs. (she laughs a lot, this chick.)
"okay, born 1991..."
I take back my Id and say "My payment" then I proceed to have the longest make out session of my life. I even got some boob action. How about that?
Everything I learned about pick up led up to this. man, sorry for the long ass post, but I remember it like it was yesterday... (it was...)
Thank you pick up artists for your knowledge!
-Pagey
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