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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:50 am 
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I'd say don't respond at all. I mean if she's not fun then who cares. We're all just trying to have some fun here right?


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true. two girls have simply said "nope" when i asked them if they have a cruise twin, what do you say to that?


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Tell her you want to cum all over her facebook.

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Tell her you want to cum all over her facebook.
Amen!

And guys if the girls are IODing your responce IOD back, like if she says "she didnt have fun" say " I can see you don't get out much, do you" and if she IODs again than it's your choice move one, or just play around wit her :)

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yer very good i like it hard to remember tho.


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Tell her you want to cum all over her facebook.
Amen!

And guys if the girls are IODing your responce IOD back, like if she says "she didnt have fun" say " I can see you don't get out much, do you" and if she IODs again than it's your choice move one, or just play around wit her :)

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Why would a girl say she didnt have fun? Haha I doubt a girl would say that, there's no point to it.

Fauxhawk I would say don't reply to the ones who say nope. You could say "Your supposed to play along. Your no fun :p" if you really want to work for it. And for the ones that say not at all I would say something about how I could never date a girl that isn't fun so we would never work, you can throw in a pretend divorce or breakup in there for shits and giggles if you want.

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When I asked her if she's the girl from the cruise to Italy last year and she says "nope, but should I be?"

how should I respond?


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When I asked her if she's the girl from the cruise to Italy last year and she says "nope, but should I be?"

how should I respond?

"idk how much fun can u handle?" (u can definitly use the "twin" line on her later on.

id just use it as an opportunity to feel her out. seemed like an IOI tho.

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Shoot, I gave her the Sipping Sambuca line before you posted Dwellz, and now she says "LMAO!!! aww that sounds romantic,wats the girls name??"

I can't tell her the girl's name, because if I knew her name, I'd obviously be talking to the wrong girl, and if I didn't that would seem hella weird if I spent my time on a cruise with her.

So I have to ignore that question, but what can I respond with?


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easy way out - tell her its her name.

continue on! transition! get to kno her and get her PHONE NUMBER. online sarging only goes so far.

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Nice opener, will definitely use. :P


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this opener is pretty solid, good work


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i asked if this girl if she was fun, and she replys: "not at all"

how do you respond to that?
i asked a girl 3 reasons why she would be fun to hang out with and i got:

"well letz seee here:

1. i'm extremely boring
2. i hate hanging out with new people
3. i don't like to have fun

how about you?!"

so i replied:

"nice!!! to be honest i'm getting a little tired of exciting, beautiful, intelligent girls these days so you could be just what i'm lookin for.."

she hasn't read it yet, but i don't care since she's about a 6 at best anyway...so i wasn't go to put her up with her neg head hard to get shit.


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Tried this for the 1st time, EPIC FAIL.

Got the response ' never been on a cruise....'

Didn't get a response after the sambuca line etc..
that's pretty common for any opener/2nd message. (along with 'uuuuhhhh do i know you?' as their first reply)


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hey guys i am new to this so any adivics will help. i was on facebook and i added this HB and give her the line but ever time she says 'Ummm no" ands last line she said i dont know u. So im thinking about putting "well i dont know u either but u sound like a fun girl to know"
any opinions ?


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