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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:45 am 
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Awesome openers, I'll give some a try.


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great post


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Ok im pretty new to picking up however I have used this one the other night and had some good success with it (dispite not closing lol).

"Hi can I ask you a question?"

Girls always reply with yes or nod

"Would you trust a guy who wears brown shoes"

Girls reply... sometimes yes sometimes no (I usually wear brown shoes)

I then ask them why, why not, would they trust me etc.. and it usually leads into good conversation particularly if there wearing brown shoes because alot of the time if they are I ask if I should trust them and why?

This makes them start talking about their qualities and turns the whole conversation around so their almost trying to persuade you! :D


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hey i need a womens advice on something, does a man apperal really matteR?



first text after getting her number- a day or two later

"i didn't get your text, i dont think its gonna work out btween us..."

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:04 pm 
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I invented one opener that is pretty funny ( i call it " bachelor opener " )
It goes something like this:

If there is a group of girls sitting somewhere in the bar, take a piece of paper where is written: Kiss 2 points, lap dance 3 points and a phone number 4 points.
Put the paper in to your pocket and walk towards the girls like you are passing them. When you are next to the girls say " i only have few minutes because i have to pick up my friend from the bar lobby but do you see my other friends sitting over there? ( you point your other friends who are sitting somewhere near ) "and after they say " yes " you continue: " this is pretty crazy but im going to get married with in a month and my friends who are sitting over there made me a list full of tasks and if i dont complete those, i have to run all over the city naked untill cops arrest me, but how ever, if i complete those tasks before my bachelor party that are in the nex week, they have to run naked" Then they probably will ask you that what do i have to do, right? So than you start searching that paper from your pockets and give it to them..( you can make up the point limit what ever makes you feel good. )

This is pretty good because the girls think that you are no threat to them due to your friends made you to do this and you are getting married and as well as we all know, chicks love men who are allready taken.. ^^

HAVE FUN!

[ Bachelor opener by Johnny B. ]

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:47 am 
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I used a mirror opener today....Yes. A mirror.

The Narnia Mirror

You: Do you believe mirrors lead to narnia?
Her: what? (may giggle or look quizzical)
you: You mean you've NEVER looked into a mirror and asked yourself "I wonder if mirrors really are a gateway to the soul"? (go into story with some DHV)

Background on it: I'm a musician (creative DHV to me, not a bragging/impressing thing) I really did write a lyrics by looking into a mirror and that's what I personally followed it with, to me it showed higher value by showing I can look deeply into something (intellectual) and come up with a way to complete my work (I get the job done).

If she were to respond with well, no, I haven't...you could neg her by saying "Oh...you're not very interesting..."
(i ended up finding out she doesn't like mirrors lol)

If yes you could say "Congratulations, you're not as boring as I thought!"

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:11 pm 
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i always use this one,

excuse me but were just taking photo's of me?

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i always use this one,

excuse me but were just taking photo's of me?
LMAO that reminds me of a time when I was at the mall and these not so attractive girls were standing in front of my phone from a distance while I was texting. They were all "IS YOU FIXINNA TAKE PICTURES OF US?" with smiles and stuff, I looked up with a "what the fuck? you wish" look and simply said "Hell no." they walked off.

hhahaahah!

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 Post subject: The Best Opener In Bars
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:23 am 
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thanks for posting this! love it!

there's also one opener I would like to share to all of you. It works pretty well and its fun for girls too! It's called the HIROSHIMA OPENER. I'd rather you guys google it than I explain here. You'd get a better explanation. let me know what you think about it!

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Dont know if it's been posted yet, but:

In a bar, go up to a HB and say Oh wow this is embarassing I almost wore that same outfit tonight


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Ok im pretty new to picking up however I have used this one the other night and had some good success with it (dispite not closing lol).

"Hi can I ask you a question?"

Girls always reply with yes or nod

"Would you trust a guy who wears brown shoes"

Girls reply... sometimes yes sometimes no (I usually wear brown shoes)

I then ask them why, why not, would they trust me etc.. and it usually leads into good conversation particularly if there wearing brown shoes because alot of the time if they are I ask if I should trust them and why?

This makes them start talking about their qualities and turns the whole conversation around so their almost trying to persuade you! :D
dude i like this one! imma try it out

Personally tho I dont like openers, i find its easier to play it off as natural game much like AFCAdam.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:22 pm 
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thanks for posting this! love it!

there's also one opener I would like to share to all of you. It works pretty well and its fun for girls too! It's called the HIROSHIMA OPENER. I'd rather you guys google it than I explain here. You'd get a better explanation. let me know what you think about it!
Plays, there is only one problem with the hiro opener. You can't run that continuously like other openers. If you are on vacation, or a different city, I'll give it to you, it'd work pretty well. But for those who live in smaller cities, and all those young kids that are just off into college and university, they can only pull it off once before everyone knows about it. I'd hate to be the guy who walks into the club with that sign and that story, and is seen doing it by a few women he already pulled that on. Yikes.

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I'm not sure if anyone has posted this yet but it's my favorite

Hey my name is .... (shake her hand) then act like your going to kiss her hand but at the last second flip her hand over and kiss your hand



Credit to David Deangelo


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:19 am 
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Here is my first try at this.

Foodtastic: "Hi, can I get a female opinion on something?"

HB: "Sure"

Foodtastic: "My friend James (pointing at him over there) and I were debating about whether a guy should learn how to cook. I've been pretty independent and cooking since I got here 5 years ago, so I don't see anything wrong with that. What do you think?"

From here, we could talk about:
- Masterchef
- Food from different cultures. If she doesn't know much about food from certain cultures, I could neg her a bit like "What? You don't know about that, you have to try this place..."
- DHV more by saying "You see, Malaysians are very passionate people like Italians, food is one of the thing that stimulates our senses and make us feel alive inside". I'm basically trying to frame myself as a sexual being instead of just a funny chatty guy.
- My background (since I said I got here 5 years ago)

Of course, all the things I said about me I ask about her too.

This could lead to "hey, this was a nice discussion, how do you suppose we can keep in touch so I can take you to those yummy places?"


What do you guys think?


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How bout just

"Hey you're pretty cute thought I come over and say hi"


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