For example I got kissing and doing some hand stuff yesterday. Then some motherfucking HBs UB friend came said "Ewww, your with him". I didnt say anything, HB left.

WHAZZZA FUCK?!?! What can we do to these cockblocks?

Game them and build comfort?

keep a brick, baseball bat, bottle, chair leg, fist or anything you can swing close by. then when this happens again, quickly drive it into the cockblockers dome until knocked out. proceed to tea bag while screaming TEAAAA BAGGGGG like your playing halo.

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Never
Not
Smile

Dismiss the interrupt ("What is her problem?" "Didn't anyone teach her any manners?" "Does she always behave like that? Wow, how do you keep up with that shit?"), because gaming them after she said what she did will be hard stuff.

~TK

^^ be quick with a really cocky comeback. "who are YOU with?"

id act way offended towards the hb, you should have left because she has shitty friends, and if she doesnt call you or apologize about her friends behavior later she obviously wasnt as into you as you thought she was

My "friend from downstairs" is so huge that no barrier can stand its thrusts.

If you know how to make the girl attracted, there's no way of blocking you. Attraction is one of the strongest things.

Oh... and keep ur cool... thats always important.

(please dont use the first line of this post on cockblocks, I was just telling you about my medical condition... Its hard to live like this)

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"[Cool is] a heavily manipulative corporate ethos. ”
Kalle Lasn

"Motherfuckers best belive in....That you are fucking with the best" - 3oh!3

Teasing is a battle plan for what Shakespeare called “the merry war.”

This is a big "IF". While I agree with your theory, you're at that point still merely a piece of meat she just found and the pack she runs with is how the girl IDENTIFIES her self and will continue to hang with for the foreseeable future. If you're trying to get play with all her cock blocking friends hovering around, AND all you're doing is keeping your cool and working on attracting this girl to you, it's simply a mismatch. You need to address the cock block right away and make her "input" into the matter worthless.

Fear, embarrassment, and jealously drives the cock blocker. They are one liner slinging ditzes who usually can't engage in a conversation but rather throw "whammies" and then are quick to run off. Usually, all it takes is a line or two to deflate the situation . . .

. . . Although . . . I'd be lying if I wrote that a good number of them didn't get the best of me from time to time. Sometimes, one line from a cock blocker is all it takes for a girl to extract her tongue from your mouth and scurry off before you even realize what happened. Hey, sometimes . . . what can you do but just laugh?

don't forget a harpoon gun for the whales

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Every Saint has a Past, Every Sinner has a Future

Of course!!!

How to handle a particular cockblock is just a detail, and a matter of experience and wits.

Most times, I try to win them over. Some other times I just smile. Sometimes the cockblock succeds blocking my huge cock.

I was just pointing that if there's nothing going on between the girl and you, nothing is going to happen. dont blame the fat friend for saving the HB from the claws of "that lame guy asking about who lies more or something".

I think that anyone capable of making a reasonably hot girl attracted consistenly, learns how to deal with this minor inconviniences naturally. There are some though cockblocks, girls and guys that are determined to screw your chances, but there are obstacles in every trade.

Our "trade" is attraction, and I worked hard to get reasonably good at creating it. Thats why I get girls, not because I have awesome skills deflecting social hazards.

Maybe some guys fool themselves, beliving that it was the fault of the cockblock, when they stood no chance. Get your act together, and then you can worry about cockblocks.

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"[Cool is] a heavily manipulative corporate ethos. ”
Kalle Lasn

"Motherfuckers best belive in....That you are fucking with the best" - 3oh!3

Teasing is a battle plan for what Shakespeare called “the merry war.”

cunt punt her.

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-Bedrock

"The society that separates scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." - Thucydides

Seize the day with love

Sometimes you succeed, and sometimes you learn.

ghahahahahahahahha....ummm... I mean. Yes.

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The hotter they are, the harder they fall....for me.

I was once gaming a girl with a wing at my side. It was just me and the target and the wing. One of the targets friends came into the set and attempted an extraction.

My wing went direct on the friend: “Hey, are you a cock blocker?”

Friend (getting red and angry): “Yeah, maybe I am, lets go HB”

Wing: “Hey not so fast because I'm the cock block blocker!” Then he flexed his biceps in front of the cock blocker and smiled a big huge cheesy grin.

The cock block waddled away (she was too huge to storm away), and my target laughed at my wing.

LOL now thats classic "cock blocker blocker" reminds me of that movie "the big hit" trace buster buster buster!!"

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"Live life to the fullest, never look back, remember No regrets" J.f

whale harpoon sounds good!! Thanks for yer answers =)

NO.

Since this is the cutie's fattie friend, you cant make her cry because if you do, she'll pull the cutie away from you.

1. Be emotionally unresponsive to her statement
2. Shine with Positivity
3. Give her attention, BT spike her, the fattie needs to be flirted with too.

So, If that was me, I would of reply with:

Me: Yes, she is with me, and what we have is called love.
**engage fattie, bt spike, go back to cutie**

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