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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:53 pm 
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I was at a bar and opened on a couple sets, the first set lost interest (I didn't transition from my opener to any good DHV routine) next set was great and the thrid I # closed with an HB8.5 and I was feeling pretty good. The club was about 10 mintues from closing when I seen a 4 set, 2 HB9's and 2 HB6's ( I was a little intoxicated but I seen them before and they were 9's). As I approached them one of the HB6 yelled out "take our picture", I was like rock on perfect. I took their picture looked at it and said this could be a little more sexy show some leg this time. The two HB 9's obliged and snap took the picture, it looked great. I then made some quick fluff talk and noticed I was losing a HB9 and a 6. I noticed the body language of the other HB9 and HB 6. I went into the best friends routine but not the overused shampoo test I used the one from you tube. I said you two must have known each other for some time you always look at each other before u talk and laugh together. I then said if you were to rank each other on a best friends scale from 1 to 10 what would it be? The HB 9 immediatley said "What kind of question is that"? Thats such a stupid question!!. I replied I was just curious because usually when you are together u rank each other higher then when u are apart. She instantly replied. "You're done go away"! and before I could even think about ejecting the other HB9 jumped into my shit like I just slapped her grandma yelling "who do u think you are all dressed up in your thong sandals, old cutoff shorts and plain blue shirt, you look like shit and your face is ugly"!

I replied "I like to express my indivisuallity and wear what I like, I don't want to dress up in black like every chotch here"

Then the other HB 9 interrupted and jumped in my shit and screamed "omg are you still here! Why have you not left yet!?

before I could say anything they were like cmon we can leave and in a matter of 20 seconds of doing my best friends line I was standing there, alone like wtf!

Sorry this was so long but I still don't understand what happened I never implied I was flirting, I know the two 9's were hit on all night but I was just being social in a situation that they initiated and I ended up shark bait.

I know that I should have prolly used a better routine on 9's or quickly neg. Does anyone have any idea on what routine I should have used in that situation? Also once I was being ripped apart what could I have said to totally shock them and turn off this supercharged bitch shield. I mean I kept a calm cool demeanor the whole time, but a PUA would have had something better to say to plow through that shit!

HELP!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:26 pm 
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It wasn't even a bitch shield, they just seem like assholes who don't deserve you in the first place.


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Dtime your First mistake was taking the camera an taking pictures of girls you don't know and it makes you look easy for doing what we tell u and lowers your value. You should have declined the request which would have raised your value and if they got mad forget them move on. Also taking the pic wasn't an invite to stick around
when HB9 said "What kind of question is that"? Thats such a stupid question!!" (Shit test) don't assume just because you were making small talk for a few minutes she' wouldn't test you. Test can come at anytime even when you think you're In like Flinn. Plus you came in the set DLV by snaping the pics for them.

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Easylover you officially have a fan!


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Hey well I try to give my best input

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haha anytime some random group of girls comes up to me and is like "Take a picture of us" I take the camera and take a picture of *MYSELF*, give them the camera back, and walk off.

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You said you noticed their body language... what did it tell you? Did you focus on the 6 and neg the 9? I'm certainly not an expert on shit-tests, but maybe next time focus more on winning over the 6 while negging the 9. Something like "is your friend always this hostile?" , "How can you put up with her?", etc...

diapente: that is brilliant. now i cant wait for a set to ask me that.


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While you may have made a few mistakes, (DLV early on by taking their picture) it mostly seems like these girls were just being bitches. I wouldn't really worry about it, considering they acted so badly towards you. Chances are they weren't worth your time anyways. :)


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Wow, Easy Lover, I never thought of that, I was so focused on how the hell I F'd my routine or F'd the shit test. I was already an AFChode to them because I was some tool that they could use to take their pic. With HB9's that were over hit on I was already done before I began the routine.

diapente, thats some good shit, thats prolly gold for anything HB8 and up!

I'll add a line:

HB9: take our picture!
PUA: (takes camera snap pics of self and hands camera back)
HB9: wtf!
PUA: sorry I only do autographs for poloroids! (walks away)


well its friday and I have to go out, hope I get the offer again!
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My response isn't really meant as a pick-up, it's just that I get really asshole-ish when girls try to get me to do stuff for them. But hey, if you guys can turn it around and PU with it, then great!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:15 pm 
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how about this..

you grab the camera , hand it to one of the HB9s (your target), scurry her to the side, saddle up next to the gruop , and be like "ok lets do this"

u guys think that would work?


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or rather, whoever is trying to hand you the camera, scurry HER to the side, saddle up next to the group, and be like "make it quick/ lets do this"


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thats a good tip, taking a picture of yourself, or even better grasb the one you like and get the friends to take a picture of the two of you c and f!


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Haha, i did the "lets make it quick" routine I saw above and it worked well as an opener. You have to quickly change the thread though, or you will loose their attention.


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my favorite line for the camera/ favor thing from a HB is one i stole directly from an HB. basically i steal the frame.

she says "take our pic please" or whatever

and you just luck at her with a c/f grin and be like "do i even know you?" or "im sorry but i dont even know you"


guaranteed they will not know how to handle that and even though you seem an asshole their eyes will be glued on you the whole night, because you didnt act like ever other chode in the room.

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