So I was texting this girl I know from school but haven't seen in awhile.
I got my phone number changed, which is why she didn't know it was me.
She has a boyfriend of a few months.
Pua - Eww gross its hb9 ;P
hb9 - Gee thanks...And this is.....?
Pua - Your worst nightmare ;P
hb9 - Okayy..Any hints?
Pua - I'm the coolest person you've ever met, duh XD.
hb9 - Hahahaha okay...Any more?? Lol
Pua - My name starts with an M.
hb9 - girl or guy
pua - I have a penis
hb9 - Hahaha okayy. Well iill name the m names I can think of now. Mason, michael, max, uhhhi dont think i know any other. haha
pua - Mason is the most awesomesauce of them all though
hb9 - Haha i knew it was you@@@@
pua - Damn, the amazing sexiness must have given it way.
hb9 - Haha yes..Actually it was the penis comment. My birthday was tuesday...I didnt get a birthday surprise from u
pua - psh how about you come do my laundry
hb9 - haha. No thank you.
pua - How old are you youngin? Like 7 now?
hb9 - No eight. Punk. I'm only 19.
pua - Oh thats good, I like em young, but can you cook?
hb9 - Haha yup yup. I just finished baking a cake actually.
pua - Hows your lasagna?
hb9 - Italian is my forte
pua - Thats cool you can cook, most girls these days cant lol. You'll have to cook for me sometime.
hb9 - Pssh do my laundry
pua - We're not married yet don't get ahead of yourself
hb9 - Hahaha oh dear. So when are you coming to (Her town)? I need a place to stay, so ill go live with you (she lives with her parents)
I did decently up till here, but I wasn't sure how to respond to that.
pua - Next weekend for jacksons party.
hb9 - Oh okay
maybe ill see you
Haven't said anything since then. Think I went really wrong in my last message, but again, I wasn't sure if it was a shit test, or an ioi, or what.
If someone more experienced than I could help me with any weaknesses in the conversation, particularly in the last portion, I'd really appreciate it.
CHAT
