ST: You should shave your chest hair!
(And don't use "Only after you shave yours!") [/quote]


(Okay, so I'm totally new to all this but fuck it, let's give it a go..)


ST: You should shave your chest hair!

REPLY: No chance, it keeps me warm hearted.. Do you regularly shave yours?






New Shit Test: Can't you afford new shoes?

PUA: no, I've spent all my money on hookers [with a straight face]. nah, just kidding, I just like these shoes




ST: why don't you drink?

Reply: I can have fun without drinking too. Isn't that the whole point?


ST: Aren't you a bit to short [and a look that says 'for me'] ?

Depending how much she's had to drink, try 'Not where it counts' *wink*

Either that or you can go with the slightly more cryptic 'Well there's only one way for you to find out, but I doubt it.' *wink*

hmm ST; so many said already I'm afraid I'll repeat one...

how about 'Hey I think you should get together with X' where X is her ugly friend or some random unattractive girl standing around by herself nearby.

Oh... this is so cute You're trying to help your friend find a cool guy. That's really nice of you. I like it.

ST: You're acting really weird.

PUA: thanks, but stop saying im cool... im starting to get embarassed

HB: u need some meat in ur bones..

Reply: I just started going to the gym because I have some free time now, but to bad you'll never see my progress.

Shit test: You're just like all the other guys, only looking to get laid ... [waiting for your response]

Shit test: You're just like all the other guys, only looking to get laid ... [waiting for your response]

Response: Actually I'm gay.

Shit test: You do this to girls all the time, don't you?

Shit test: You do this to girls all the time, don't you?

Answer: Usually just the hot ones, but i decided to make a change today.

Shit test: Are you trying to pick me up?

Honestly I'd probably go direct on that.

"And if I were, would you like it?"

Not all ST's have to answered with a neg do they? I prefer to keep things positive if I can think of a way to do so without being AFC.

Shit test: "Why haven't you offered to buy me a drink yet?" with an impatient look, perhaps at her watch.

Its just about disarming them in a witty and humorous way. "And if i were, would you like it?" can easily backfire, because you are seeking compliance with her. stuff like "Maybe later, if you prove to be interesting enough" is much more safe, but a short "Yes" can also do magic, (But you transfer directly to another routine from the yes) having the balls to admit it is a DHV in itself.

Answer to ST: Oh, you thirsty? Lets grab a drink, you take care of this one, and i'll pay for the next one.

ST: Wow your friends are really lame... How do you roll with them?

In this case I'll probably say "You're weird!" and go back to my friends (I really don't tolerate things like that)

But if I want to continue the conversation I'll just say: "And you're really weird. But I'm still talking to you" and smile.

ST: Are you hitting on my friend? [told by some girl in the group]

Reply: Actually, she's the one hitting on me, I'm just having a conversation.

Shit Test: Oh my god, who thaught you how to dance? [in a tone that says the dancing was awful]



Edit: We would really enjoy some feedback from a more experienced user. Thanks

Answer: Michael Jackson (smile).

I'm newbie, so I'm not really sure on this, but I think it is a funny answer which, at the same time, reveals how ridiculous the question is.


Shit test: So, who nicknamed you Charlie?

Don't get it... Chaplin??

I got a test for you: What's a shit test?




New shit test: Say, find me a BF like that! (points at a pic of some male model)