Here's another one I tried on the same night

I wanted to ask this girl out to a bar so I opened funny and cocky then...

PUA: My friend and his female friend are going to a bar tonight... I wanted to see who I would invite, so I did a little drawing and guess what? YOU WON!

HB9.5: Wow how exciting... I'm lucky... the chosen one (this girl is definitely the Alpha version of a female)

PUA: You don't have to claim your prize tonight.. we can leave it for another night...

HB9.5: The prize... I wonder... (she's def. pushing and pulling)

PUA: It was more of an invitation but we can leave it for another night (letting her know it makes no difference whether she goes with me or not cuz im already going)

HB9.5: Okay I'll go! What time?

PUA: We were thinking about elevenish... cool people get there late you know (cocky funny)

HB9.5: you have to make a grand entrance

PUA: I guess we are....

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"with great powers comes great responsibility"

another one of mine that works wonders, mainly used for if you have already taken them to heaven and back/left them in bed after a good session, or really fits any scenario.


In the Morning

Me: Thought i'd use your vibrate to wake you up

Gf: Didn't work!

Me: Checked the battery?

Gf: lol. x



Gf/HB: we still okay for Friday?

Me: Yeah im currently entering it into my iphone diary! Trouble is it's asking me what category it is...Pleasure, entertainment, work, misc...what do you rekon?

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Think logically, not emotionally.

haha love it

I like this. Just used one and tied it into another..here ya go

Her: How are you today
Me: Doin good, hows my favorite little brat?
Her: Is that me?
Me: Are you little? Check... Are you a Brat? Check...and out of all the Becca's that I know you're my favorite.
Her: LOL well at least I'm your favorite Becca

I think that may qualify as a IOI.....lol

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M.S.H!
-Appitamy

Later on I told her that she was the only Becca I know....

Her: That makes me feel like less
Me:Awww.....Something about you makes me smile
Her:Good! You make me smile too

3hrs later

Her: Can I come over tonight

**Game over**

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M.S.H!
-Appitamy

(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?


Yea I tested this one out, I got the response. "Ew stfu fagget" LOL.

Here is a convo I just had on Facebook using some of this crafty shit....IM 3 for 3 on F closes using this texting shit.....Thanks for posting this in the first place, I have been looking for something like this forever.

Appitamy
SURPRISE!!!

10:20amKatie
whats up?

10:22am Appitamy
You can come up with something more interesting to say then "Whats up?" Come on punk

10:22amKatie
lol

when u comin to see me?

10:23am Appitamy
pffft.... and what makes you think your that special? ;)

10:24amKatie
my mom told me im special haha

10:25am Appitamy
speaking of "special"

10:26amKatie
what????

10:26am Appitamy
Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
lol

10:26amKatie
ur an ass

when u coming back?

10:30am Appitamy
Not too sure, I might be having knee replacement soon....you should come take care of me

10:31amKatie
nurse katie to the rescue

ur to big to take care of!!

10:32am Appitamy


10:32amKatie
haha

i have to go for my jog and get ready for my family reunion
talk to ya soon

10:33am Appitamy
boooo

Well take it easy my favorite little brat

10:34amKatie
sorry playa

10:34am Appitamy
You caught me


10:35amKatie
-muah

10:35am Appitamy
save it till later.

10:35amKatie
lol

This is a girl I know from back home, last time I was there she was engaged to a guy she hates....so I tossed some small game at her and this is the first time I have talked to her in like 9 months.....Overall I think this is good success for a 15min online chat...Too bad she lives across the country...Anyhow Im 2 for 2 with the M&M's skittles line......And a girl last night actually went and bought m&ms after i sent that to her she text me saying that she was luring me over to her crib with them...I was like too bad I like skittles not m&ms.....she says now what? I said go buy some skittles and you might be lucky enough to see me.....
Cha Ching....F close!

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-Appitamy

My girlfriend (HB8) just sent me this message. I find it can be used in almost any situation if you've got some attraction going on.

Text:

I want you, I want to cover your body, throw you in bed, and make you sweat. I want you to not be able to get rid of me.

Kisses,

The Flu

A new one i just used on my gf:


Me: Wanna go bowling tonight?

GF: not really because im shit at it!

Me: I'm not all that at it either. We could put the rails up? To be honest i was trying not to associate you with anything dirty. I guess u bending over and handling balls was subliminal.

Gf: *Phone call LOL LOL LOL"

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I've been using this quite often, I'm yet to have someone not reply or give a bad reply...

"We're taking over [insert club/bar name] tonight. I need demolition experts and snipers. You in?"

For added fun - take it further and go into a bit of roleplaying.

Good stuff...Im gonna use some of these

Hey Guys!
As you can see, im really new here..
and i hope my english is good enough for you all.

I love these textmessages which are postet in this thread!
But i whant to show you something what worked really good (2 times^^)

I met a HB9 in a disco.. she was sitting on a couch and looks a bit bored..
it was late.. and i dont know, my game wasnt the best i think.
after some convo and some IOIs:
me: you seems to be okay, give me your number, i will call you some day.
hb9: oh sorry... i never give out my #..
me: so you dont trust me?
hb9: i don't know you...blah... but you can find me on facebook! My Name ist xxxxxx
me: oh.. yea.. shure.. (it was like a failure for me)
me: okay, i wish you a nice evening. see ya later

next day evening i really searched her. I wrote:

Hey xxxx.

I just gave me the trouble to search you..
okay, it wasnt that hard

Than i wrote some insider stuff about her cloths of last night.. a bit c&f
I invited her to my apartment to hang out with me and some friends..
an ends with the words:
Im shure, you would have fun, if i show you my firends and get me to know.

greetz zoid
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Okay i thought, she will not answer. But than this:

Hey zoid,

nice that you gave you the trouble to find me
blah
it sounds reaaly nice about today evening!
and to do it a bit easier: My Phone Number is XXXXX/XXXXXXX
Maybe you will give you the trouble to write me an sms or call me

greets, HB9
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She came.. i played the 5-questions-game (and won^^).
My Prize was, that she had to cook nevt evening for me..
make out.. f-close.. yea

haha this stuff is gold. I just stacked like 5 opener's and it got me a coffee with a HB 8. You guys rock. I need a wing in Alaska, i know someone is out there.

For times when she doesn't respond to one of your questions:

"my ex had ADD too lol"

This is one I use on chicks I've gamed previous an dI'm looking to reinsue some fun.



Me: You think you can handle it (text out of the blue)

Hb: handle what?

Me: Me coming over and making you my slave tonight! (or) Me making you multpile orgasm again after work tonight!

Hb: ha ha oh you think soo bla bla bla (or) Yeah right your the one who while be doing so..

Me: I guess we'll find out in a lil bite.