I thought it would be good to have a place where we could all look at the most common shoot downs and try and think of whitty responses to them to save us from looking stupid should we hear them? For example:

Guy: so whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend:
Guy: should i ask him for it then?

or

Guy: want to dance?
Girl: I wouldnt dance with you if you were the last guy on earth.
Guy: Sorry you miss heard me, I said you look fat and ugly in that dress

(these aren't things ive personally said just stories friends have told me)

LOL, me personally wouldn't care if she had a negative response I would just keep it moving .... and go to the next gurl ...

In my opinion the best response to such things is to remain calm. By saying something witty you show that you care too much and you put effort to prove yourself to her. You wouldn't try to outwit your little sister or a 6-year old girl in the street. Because you wouldn't care. It should be the same with women. If she says something bad you can always just say "Yeah... sure..." or something like that as if you don't really care at all. You can also just laugh at her - treat her like a 6-year-old girl. Humor can work but it should be spontaneous and you should never seek any reaction. Do it for your own amusement.

Girl: "You're such a jerk!"
Guy: "Yeah... sure..."

Guy: "Wanna dance?"
Girl: "I wouldn't dance with you even if you are the last guy on earth." [Here it seems that the case is not that the girl just doesn't want to dance. She is intentionally trying to make the guy feel bad.]
Guy: "You know what... forget it. I don't actually want to dance with you anymore. You're weird... *smile* Bye *wink* [Turn around and if you want go to another girl to build social proof]

Just be honest and stop caring too much.

For kicks more than helping your game, just come out with cheesy chat up lines...

You "Hey you, does this shirt make me look gay?"

Her "yeah, now fuck off"

You "I forgot to mension you look alot like my next girlfriend" wink

Her "OMG your wierd leave me alone"

You "You have amazing eyes" and just stare

This is just funny as shit to do uf your having a bad night, wouldnt use it if your set on pulling the girl.

Guy: so whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend:
Guy: should i ask him for it then?

Love it...

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Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. - Robert Greene

haha ive got a friend who whenever he gets shot down pulls-

'whatever, my girlfriend is hotter anyways'

the reaction kills me everytime...

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When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold

Do nothing which is of no use - Miyamoto Musashi. Book of Five Rings.

hahaha

If you get the "I have a boyfriend" line you can say the following:

"That sucks for you."
"I didn't ask if you had one."

well if you get shut down With the "i have a boyfriend" responds or any other negative shut downs. Then you didnt do something right in your game. You didnt build enough attraction hence you activated her bitch sheild. Coming up wityh a whitty responds it just gonna make her bitch shield even more harder to crack and in most cause you lost that set. Swallow your pride and just move on. making a whitty comment just because she shut you down just make you a typical AFC. Remember nothing is ever a big deal unless you make it.

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"Live life to the fullest, never look back, remember No regrets" J.f

I was at a club once and was outside talking to a couple of girls outside in the smoking area. They wernt smoking and neaither was i but i was with some friends and they walked out just the two of them. i turned and started a convo with them.

They were sending IOI's (touching hair and things like that). They even mentioned some special feature their car has almost bragging like. After that we went back inside and i was hanging out with my friends and a buddy and me decided to go and talk some more with the girls. They were with a large group of girls and when we went to thier table.

We introduced our selves and asked about the birthday girl since thats why they were all there. The birthday girl was right in front of us dancing but just then her sister who was standing next to me says "Um i think you guys should leave cuz im married and were not interested." Which was kinda out of the blue since we had not hit on anyone or done anything to make her think we were interested but she knew we were because we were there hanging out.

So we left. But i wasnt happy. So i waited long enough for the girl to inform all her friends of her recent victory of fending off advancing males and after she left her sister(the birthday girl) alone i walked over.

She still had several friends around so she wasnt totally by herself. I set a 20$ bill on the table and told her i wanted to buy her a drink earlier for her birthday but her sister told us to leave. Her jaw dropped. And i walked away without another word.

After that i started talking to a 34 year old hb7 and then the two girls I had talked to outside from the same group of girls came over and appologized several times along with the sister who said she was married. And they even called her a cock blocker.

I told them no problem im sure they run into jerks all the time but i was just trying to have a good time and didnt need to be treated that way. I probly could have spent the rest of the night hanging out with them but felt better about leaveing it at that. i was even reqesting a song and one of them shouted all excited and said she knew me and told everyone my name right in from of the DJ booth which gave me a good feeling i had DHV. We walked by each other several times and had short discussions and I passed one of them on the way out and said good bye and could see a disapointed look on her face but i was done for the night.

20$ was well worth turning a shitty night into a good one and im sure they will have a good story about what happened so im sure they will remember me for a while. I usually dont like using money to display value but in this case it was more of the act that displayed the value then the money on the table. Thats my most recent story. Hope it helps someone out or gives them some ideas.

Skankin

[quote="SiNfUl"]Guy: so whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend:
Guy: should i ask him for it then?

Girl: yer his just over there do you want me to get him for you?

haha that would not be smooth

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Break into reality!

then id go over to the boyfriend talk about something completely unrelated but make him laugh so she thinks wer getting along, then id go back over and say "he told me he doesnt know it off by heart so you should give me it yourself"

I love bitches! (said enthusiastically and smiling even hug them if you want just have the balls to hold your ground then go into a random story)

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