HB: I Have A BF?
ME: OH KOOL ALOT OF WOMEN HAVE BOY pause FRIENDS , its the21st century so its important to have lots of friends
Counter 2 - That sounds like a personal problem
Counter 3 - OMG NO way , im suprised ; when u get home dnt forget to tell him u meet someone more amazing then him and tell him to fuck off
Counter 4 - You have a pet huh , sounds annoying im glad no one can control me
Counter 5 - its a good thing cause i dnt think u could handle a challenge like me
Counter 6 - Thats a funny execuse to get rid of me , alot of women can't handle my standards ADD ON IF U WANT and if they manage to handle that they have a chance to try and handle me
Counter 7 - Im glad you have somebody to cling around you or( leech on you)
Counter 8 - I knoe i have a best friends too , how gay is he; my buddy whatever wants to meet someone new we should introduce them and me and you can go do our thing ( She cant think whatever however this says that ure friends withe veyone and u dnt care what their sexuality is)
Counter 9 - My definiton of BF is a boring fucker dnt bore me like he does you
Counter 10 - Oh thats so cute ure in love ( shes going to think y is she with him ) we can still be friends and u can introduce me to ure friends i like making new friends
Counter 11 - IF HE EXISTS TELL HIM IM GOING TO STEAL YOU AWAY, let me steal you away first
Counter 12 - I wanted you but now u just turned me off , we can friends i suppose
Counter 13 - Can he do this , If ure a big baller come up with something amazing to do , or be like but can he make you smile like i do if she doesnt smile then u say this is the part you smile , wow he took all the fun out of you, you cant do something as simple as a smile this guys is a parasite im concerned about you
Counter 14 - You can yell in the room too if theres ppl, Would he do this for you ; pull ring out of ure hand and say will you be my friend before my lover and promise to get to knoe me before taking advantage of me and be there to make me smile like you are now, be goofy and adventurous spontaneous and outrageous will you be partner in crime ( you can also transition this into a role play what this conveis is that ure fun and u could care less and someone that ure possibly looking for)

How to respond to a statement of interest or unprompted text message:

"Hey you! I was just thinking about you..." - Her
"You know, you're one of the very few girls that can make me smile at 10:33 am" - You
"... everyone else makes me smile at 10:34" - You

(Send two consecutive text messages, one right after the other. Obviously, you want to use whatever time she texts you at, not 10:33 am, unless coincidentally that is the time she texts you!)

These are the only two that wouldn't come across as offensive. I especially like the first one.

What do with a phone number after a number-close:

Immediately after closing you dial the number. Then instruct her NOT to pick it up because you have to leave an important message. On the message, explain to her how much fun she is having and describe the situation. Then, put her on the phone and tell her to say something to herself. You could use a line like, "Say something! But don't mess this up because this message is really important and I hardly ever leave messages for people."

The next day, as a follow up text message you send her:

"Hey, I hope you saved that message for me. I wanna hear it!" - You

You are already making the implication that you're going to see her again. It will also prompt her to listen to the message and think of you in the process.

or
"I have a bf"-girl
"and i have a pet terangela"-U
"what ?"-girl
" oh, I thought we were talkin about stuff that wasn't important"-U

Hey,
Guaranteed laughs and kino

Midget Routine:

"How tall are you?"
Her response: 5'4 or whatever it may be, if as long as she is shorter than you say this..
"omg, you are sooo adorable, i could totally stick you in my pocket and show you off whenever i want at work!"
or
"omg this is awesome, i can totally stick you in my lunch box and have you as my lil snack pudding, but if you are bad, i will trade you for some fruit snacks."
or
"omg, this is great, i can totally stick you in my pocket and whenever i have a fight or something ill throw you out like my very own pokemon" (for those who have a really dorky sense of humor)

For tall girls

"Well, i'm not gonna lie, i really wanna just turn you into my own personal jungle gym"

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Pull-Up on Arms Routine:
Look at a girls arm and squeeze it as if you are seeing how strong she is.
"oh wow, look at you, have you been working out?"

Her response: blah blah

Pull her arm and get her to flex it or sometimes they do it themselves

Grab their arm and pretend you are doing pull ups on it and go, "1....a billion, oh wow that was a good work out. It looks like i found my new body guard to save me from all the horny girls who are trying to take me home."

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The Hug Me Routine:

"Hey, are you a good hugger? They say you can tell a lot from how a person hugs. Anything below a 5, Cold and bad lover. But 5 and above, warm and passionate."

Put your hand up and she will squeeze you soooo hard but don't wrap your arms around her and be like,

"oh wow, that's like a 5.5" or "hmmm i give that an 8.7, you can do so much better!"

She will give you another hug. Have fun with this.

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The Greedy Peck my Cheeks Routine:

ill tell a girl, kiss my cheek and she complies. Ill tell her to kiss my other cheek to balance it out, she complies.

Then i go, one more. Get her to comply. As she comes, back off and make her miss and go, "omg i knew you were a greedy one!"

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Pat on the Ass Routine:

"Hey, check out this ass."(turn around and point to it)
"You like that huh, you won't smack it"

They will smack it! But you obviously this is during mid-game never an opener. I mean, maybe it can be. Give it a try.

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The Dimples Routine:

"Omg you have a dimple!"

Her Response: "omg no i don't!*start to blush*" or something like that

"Haha, it's so adorable, i have one too. Now we have something in common."

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That's all for now, Ill save some for later.

-Mastermind

What do I do if she responds negatively to this?

Whatever you do don't act nervous, embarrassed, or apologize. Just be confident and brush it off like nothing ever happened. Oh yeah, and don't do it again!

You could say something like this with a smile. "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!"

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One more thing I want to add to this. When she is leaving herself a message, tell her to tell herself how much fun she is having. The psychology behind this is impeccable. What better way to convince a girl that she is having an amazing time with you then her telling herself how great you are!?

That's just gold man. Impeccable that's the word !

And to whoever was complaining about the "pick-up lines" or what's in this topic. This is part of a forum called ROUTINES, it's useful for anyone who want to add something to their game. Maybe someone will actually think about a line he read here months ago and make a storytelling about it in the field or what ever the point of this is to share ideas and take a bit that will improve your conversations skills

HB- "I have a boyfriend"
You-" Wow, we just started talking, never met before and now i'm your boyfriend alreay"

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It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.

I remember hearing this in Primary School when I was about 7 but I am so grateful that you reminded me of it last week reading it here because I went to a singles night on Thursday and it worked a treat on just about every girl I talked to. Got a smile at the very least even from the one girl who said water (after only a slight hestiation). Most girls who said milk would laugh and maybe even touch me on the arm. One time it even led to a kiss close and number close

Plus once it went like this

Me: What color is snow?
HB: White
Me: What does a cow drinks?
HB: grass <smug impatient look on face>
Me: really? <eyebrows raised>
Me: Do they like use a hoof friendly liquidizer?
HB: OK, water, water water <embaressed smile>
Me: Are you sure its not grass? <grin>

That one didn't go much further than further flirting but the point is it boosted my confidence for furture encounters that night.
I first heard this one on Penn a Teller years ago and I agree it usually works. In some ways a bit more effective that Style 1 to 10 question. Also because its a bit more complicated to explain it give you the excuse to put your hand on her shoulder when she want to you to repear the rules in a noisy bar

Tip, if they triumphantly say "Hah! no, 35" (often the alternative) you can say either "well I was half right" or alternatively you can say "that's what I was going to say next but you were impatient and didn't give me a second guess"... make a joking hurt face and go to turn away... from my (limited) experience they will pull you back and laugh.

This is one of the best responses I've read so far! Keep it up!

How to neg/open with your wing:

"I like your dress." - You
"That's it? You just like her dress? What about her?" - Your wing
"Nope, just the dress." - You
"You're so mean!" - Her
"Let me ask you something. Why is it that women have such a hard time accepting compliments? What's wrong with me liking your dress?" - You

Or

"I have a boyfriend." - Her
"But I haven't said 'yes' yet." - You