Although I haven't tried it on myspace or POF, i tried it on facebook.

Unfortunately, the results on facebook aren't that great. Out of the 15 people I sent it to so far, i had only 3 positive responses. 2 of those responses were just "haha that's so funny blah blah", and other one is successful. I also had 1 negative response where the girl got all freaked out and started cursing (talk about insecurities... lol).

I'm gonna test it out on facebook a bit more, but I'm expecting the results to be similar.

in fact , i am thinking that what is the mindset when you sarging this girl?
if i do not know what you think , it is hard for us to use this script.

Okay this post is fucking EPIC!

Got a number close already, and two other girls talking to me no problem! =D

Just wondering, what are some of the subject headers that you guys are using to catch the attention of girls when you're using this opener on PoF?

I'm just using something simple like "hey punk", but I was wondering if you guys had anything more catchy.

OMG it worked!!!!!! flawlessly,i already got her number. Im bout to call her right now!!
thnka bunch Kata.

this is how it happend for me:
MEnow that i got my computer bac, i just wanted to let you know that after the Con, i hav already married and divorced u in my mind. thanx for all teh wonderful imaginary memories.... u will always hav a special place in my heart

your ex-nonexisting husband

Daniel
p.s. you can keep the house in hawaii, but im goin 2 need half the money according to are prenup
lol.

HER
well do you want joint custody of the kids? oh wait, you weren't supposed to know about the kids >.>

ME

(gasp)! i new you were up to sumthing! theyre that bastard Pablo the pool boys kids arent they!? i new i saw him all over you at the pool party remember?

HER
xD
MEoh you think its funny?! thats exactly why i had a fling with stripper at the bachelor party the nite befor the wedding. :p
you know, we dont have to get bitter. remember the pillow fights and the romantic dinners we used to have? good times...good times

HER
had a fling with a stripper? you
re gonna have a fling with gonorrhea now! >:D

ME

lol. we seem get along better now, ever concider giving another try? I meen we werent bad together XD

HER
lmao ,speaking of, will you be at_______ this year? i can't remember if i asked you that or not >.<

MEYeah, I plan to be there. I'm usually one of the vast numbers of gopher volunteers. Speeking of numbers, I' seem to hav lost yours in all the messy divorce crap.lol Can u send it to me again?

HER

oh sweet were you a gopher last year too? and my number is *** *** **** just text "this is Daniel from the con" or something so i know who you are lol

wow..now to go work on my text game. excuse me... thnx bye

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will take ever ounce of help you can give me!

I write "Ah, Memories" in mine.

I already had 4 girls say "Wow, someone JUST sent me this!"

Fuck!! >.<

Yeah, some girls can pull it pretty off topic. The first time I tried it, her internet kept failing, so she would go on ans offline a bunch, and it really screwed up the flow of things.

I'm just going to add some more love to this. Used it once so far with a day 2 on the way so we'll see how it goes.

Gentlemen, After months of lurking - I come out to commend the man who came up with this, I tip my hat to you sir! Ive number closed 8 chicks in the last 3 days. Most recently :

"Sounds good to me... I'll lose his number if I can keep you... I've never loved anyone
like I love you...

Will you cancel the cruise with her/him?

Tattoo this on your heart... ***** ******.

x "

On Pof Its hit and miss, Once you get a Hook and there is little time between the messages then a number close is immenant. You do get the Dumb blonde who gives you "wierdo" comments. Ignore them, Dont waste your time.


KZ

I used this on some random cutie on facebook and the following is what has transpired thus far:

ME:
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

<my name>

P.S. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.

HB:
LMAO. what the fuck.

ME:
I know. Who are you, btw? And we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

HB:
I'm <her name>.
How did you find out about the pool boy incident? I swear its not what you think, we were just getting dressed in the same room and his penis fell into me. Can we get back together?

ME:
<her name>, I'm <my name>. If it's not what I think then how did you manage to end up changing in the same room? You don't want me back, anyway. As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.

You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?

HB:
How could i forget, i knew about my sister and you, but i let it go. Pablo and i were unaware that we were changing in the same room, because i aws in the bathroom and he was in the main room, and i came out naked and he feel into me, due to the shock. Baby i want you back.

what if the girl asks 'huh' in response to the very first opener? how should you continue from there?

number closed multiple HB8+'s......what would you guys suggest for a good text opener off this?

If you havn't texted her yet you can say "Hey goof, it's your ex-hubby ! What kind of trouble are you up to?"

i tried this on two girls. the first we messaged each other briefly while the other had not message me back at all, but both friend requested. Can anyone tell me what that is all about?

first convo:
me: heyyy, after rigorously looking over your profile for a few seconds, thought you should know that i have already married and divorced you in my head. thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories; like our honeymoons in Rome and Cancun, and the funnier ones like when you drunk dialed from your bachelorette party apologizing about the strippers lol.... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-husband,

P.S. keep the house in Hawaii, but half of our money is mine; according to our prenup

hb: LMAO, thank you for kinda making my day

me: ha ha, thats just a habit of mine, limit one per customer though, especially now sine we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, pablo, remember?

hb: how could i forget? ahaha


me: LOL, of course you wouldn't. as far as pablo goes, I had a fling with one of your bridesmaids right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.

you know this doesn't have to get bitter. remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?