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mike22
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:35 am 
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ST: Do you like Games? Good! So why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself...

Answer: awww, you're so cute when you're trying to be tough :P 8)




ST: do you still live with your mother?
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mike22
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ST: do you still live with your mother?
Answer: yeah, I even brought her here with me.. :P She's there *point to some hot chick*



ST: I need a MAN, not a boy!
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ShadoWSlash
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PUA: ooh..i feel sorry for you...getting old? :lol:

ST: omg? u use makeup...are u gay?
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kcdclan
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PUA: ooh..i feel sorry for you...getting old? :lol:

ST: omg? u use makeup...are u gay?
A: It's eyeliner I thought arn't girls suosto know that kind of stuff?

Q: You came here alone?

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martovanbastard
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i only came to make your night!



HB: your not my type

thanks, marto

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mike22
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HB: your not my type
Answer: o really? then what is "your type"? old, boring and unsuccessful? :P



ST: I hate you!
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mike22
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ST: I hate you!

PUA: then why are you still talking to me? :P



ST: do you still live with your mom?
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ShadoWSlash
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PUA: ofc not!!! im not a kid............ i live with my dad :twisted:


ST: go get an haircut..
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Mr.Andrew
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ST: go get an haircut..
Ans: I really like yours... seriously, do you really pay for that??

After a neg she tells:
ST: Do I have to beat you up??
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alphaguy
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Ans: I really like yours... seriously, do you really pay for that??

After a neg she tells:
ST: Do I have to beat you up??
Is this good?

Ans: Ya really think roleplaying as a bully can get me to sleep with you?

ST: Are you stupid?
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mike22
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:41 am 
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ST: Are you stupid?
PUA: what are you, an interrogator?
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PUA: wise enough to see how you're hitting on me.. but sorry missy, it ain't working!




ST: what makes you so special?
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elfmagnet101
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HB: So how much do you make? = I'm qualifying you
You: (exaggerate right away saying a sum that's ridiculous) 80 billion.

***If she has a sense of humor she'll laugh on cue, but if she doesn't ...

HB: No Really... = I'm still qualifying you
You: (being serious) I make 80 billion a year. (Then without hesitation ask...) How much do you make?

***If she keeps persisting then neg her action i.e. "are you sick? well it seems to me like you have gold digger syndrome." Then you proceed to qualify her by asking questions like, "What do you do?," "how much do you make?," "are you happy working there?" etc.

HB: "Please do it again!" = Entertain me monkey boy! or IOI (To be safe its best not to see it as an IOI but as "Entertain me.")

You: I'll do it again on one condition (pause and wait for her to respond) "You say, (tongue twister phrase) 5 times with your tongue out"

***Then mock her by copying her tone of voice as well as her screw-ups xD. if she says "no" to that then freeze her out by saying something like "Man and I thought you were fair... all you do is take take take...take take take (insert her name)"
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Mipsy
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Shit test: Are you trying to be funny?
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elfmagnet101
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Shit test: Are you trying to be funny?
PUA: No. Are you trying to be annoying or you just like playing the cop by asking all these questions? ::wink::
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elfmagnet101
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Is this good?

Ans: Ya really think roleplaying as a bully can get me to sleep with you?

ST: Are you stupid?[/quote]

Pua: Well that's sure a stupid question to ask. :wink:

Pua: hon... I have this thing where I don't answer Stupid questions... sorry. :wink: :smile:
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