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Billionaire
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:30 am 
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Where are some great jokes?
Any books or web sites you guys can recommend?
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jokes.com dude
goto sexual
they are good to use as a pua...

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Yeah I want to use them for fractionation in speed seduction.
I mean, they said the effect is amazing if you alternate NLP patterns with humor, like that's an especially lethal combo to use.
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It's good to read lots and lots of jokes everyday, and memorise the quick to tell jokes.

Here are a few examples:

They said I was gullible, ... and I believed them.

I don't want to gain immortality through my work. I want to gain immortality by not dying.

Hollywood films would be much improved if they shot less film and more producers

Some people say a man's personality is reflected by the car he drives. Well I have no car.

If you want to learn how to drive, I'm not going to stand in your way

She didn't like to breast feed her children. She said it hurt when she boiled her nipples

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? ... Because they have blonde boyfriends

Wind Turbines. I'm a big fan!

I'd like to perform to you a little number I wrote myself: 3.5

I'm a big believer in marriage. I've already got 5 wives.


Long drawn out jokes usually aren't followed.

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Here's a website which boasts highly offensive and politically incorrect jokes:

http://www.sickipedia.org/

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What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

May sound stupid, but girls love it for some reason.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto. May sound stupid, but girls love it for some reason.
LOL at that one! Now that's what I'm talking about. That was great.
I need great jokes like that that just make you instantly bust out laughing.
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This one never fails:
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved in his pants. The bartender says, "Why do you have that steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate says, (in pirate voice) "Arrrrggh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
You really don't need jokes to be funny though; you can just read the first link in my signature and figure that out :)

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I agree with 870.
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