I was at the club last night (underage club) and this girl said to a guy that was hitting on her, I dont like white boys (evn tho she's white) and she looked at me haha, and Anyways since im mix'd but do look black, I was wondering if there were any openers that anyone knows that are funny. Im a funny dude, and I just like to show that, and my mix'd skin is part of my quirkyness, so if anyone can help it would be appreciated.

What about these:

"Why are you dancing like a white girl?" (don't forget to smile) FIELD TESTED

"Before you start hitting on me, I need to tell you that I'm half ..... and half ....." (if you're mixed)
OR
"Before you start hitting on me, I need to tell you a secret : I'm half .... and half ...." FIELD TESTED

"Let me teach you an exotic dance" (if you can dance) FIELD TESTED

"I hate to break it to you but things won't work between the two of us" FIELD TESTED (this one is good cos she'll ask why)


Something that works like a charm is using stereotypes in a funny way (you can show them that you're different). You can also ask an opinion about it.