Thought I'd post some of my results using this!!
Honestly it fits my personality nicely and works well on the types of girls I'm into!!
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**Update**
She just sent this message, BAM got the number!!
This is an epic tech for myspace sarging!! I'm trying facebook now, but the girls on there tend to be a bit more stand offish so use myspace for this one guys!!
Cuddle bunny, eh? I've always considered myself more of a cuddle bug... But bunnies are cuter. Haha
Irish beer is really good. It'll put hair on your balls, that's for sure. And I love wine and a good book, but I usually add pajamas to that mix. Haha. And raves aren't my scene, either... Clubs in general aren't. I don't like being constantly groped by strangers. Its just... Not my thing. Haha.
I actually haven't been to the city name Museum of Art, yet! I live about five or ten minutes from city name's cultural district and there are some very superb art museums here. The blankity blank blank Art Museum has an amazing exhibit right now. Renaissance Italy at its finest, I might add. I spent two and a half hours at that exhibit. Haha. Have you seen the city name Aquarium?!?! Its SO badass.
The concert is from a local band called the Band name hereand their going to be at a bar called --------, I think, in downtown happysville. They'll be at some bar, anyway... I'm just not sure which. I haven't heard their music, yet, but my friend bojangles works with one of the members of the band and invited me to go with her. Apparently they're going to dress like nuns for their show. I like 'em already. Haha.
And starting slow is the best way to see if we can overcome the typical blase "opposites attract" cliche. Texting buddies it is for the time being... And I've gotten rid of Pablo's number years ago... I caught him with a maid at a hotel in Madrid. My number has changed since the divorce, it is now, insert phone number here. Unlimited text has proven to be my best friend. c};
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*Sigh* alas, such a tragedy should never be.. But perhaps just perhaps the norm isn't always the norm!!
hahaha I've had friends tell me that Irish is the best, straight up!! I've always wanted to travel to Ireland just to try the beer, and meet some interesting people!!
hahah wine is good, and call my sissy, but it goes best with good people, or an awesome book!! Alas both of which are usually hard to come by..
Rave, nice!! xD Def not my scene, I'm more the chill with friends with good music, and good drinks kinda guy!! Ya know?? And I always get hit on by the creepiest guys at clubs/raves and the like!! >.<
You ever been to the City Name Museum of Art?? Honestly that's one of the few places I've wanted to go to, but have yet to find anyone here to go with... Sadly everyone I've met has less than epic taste in good times..
Ooooo very nice!! Which concert would that be?? Anyone I would have heard of?? Tell me you're going to crowd surf??
Well I suppose you're right, about the whole opposites attract thing. But maybe it is worth the effort!! I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Pablo's number.
lol
Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff... Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure!!!
Plus in the mean time we get to be text buddies!
Whatdya say Cuddle Bunny???
=Zach=
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB 9
To: =Zach=
Date: Jun 2, 2009 3:11 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
AS they say... Opposites attract... But two of the same mind never work... *sigh* As goes our romantic tragedy.
Ah, yes... I'm picky about my beer. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind chillin with a tall, cool bud light every now and again, but I'm very partial to Belgian beer. Anything stout and dark, really... I drink like a man. Hahaha. Well, I love my amber ales and Mexican beers too... Haha.
And I'm all about my bold, yet delicate red wines. Total nerd.
The craziest adventure in the past month... Let's see. I went to a rave for the first time. Not my scene, I found out. But hey, I'll try almost anything once. Too many people on too many drugs and such... Many, many scary guys.
Going to a concert Friday, woooooot.
I spend a lot of my alone time at the Botanic Gardens, in art museums, at the pool (obsessed with swimming, for realsies), at a park, or what have you. I love being outside.
As far as fun times with chums go, I prefer chilling with good beer and/or wine with a few people over either stimulating, or light conversation to parties... Though, I don't mind getting down with my bad self every now and again.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: =Zach=
To: HB 9
Date: Jun 2, 2009 3:01 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
I've forgotten how similar we are my dear!! We seem to have the same mantra!!
I think you'll find those magical evenings will last, and may make even more incredible memories than all those break taking trips!!
haha you're one of those cute picky ones aren't you??
But I'm totally not one to talk, I have my favorites, and you know?? The rest just don't stack up!! I'm partial to Japanese beers to be honest!! They've just got that extra spark ya know??
OMG epic crazyly random adventures are the BESTEST!!
What's the craziest most random adventure you've been on in the past month boo??
I had the most hilarious run in with this cop the other night!! xD
Buttt anywho, I LOVE live music, but sadly.. :'( Having not lived here for long, I don't know many good places to see the local talent!!
Random trips to the zoo, make my day!! But then again you know me!!
Anddd
watching Sex and the City ALL DAY LONG!!!
okayyyy I made that last part up!
You are sooo cute.. but I dont think we could ever reconcile the divorce - we are just too similar.. we would fight and throw things, and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. that's so much drama, and all those intense feelings!!
=Zach=
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB 9
To: =Zach=
Date: Jun 2, 2009 2:37 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
As I've always said: I'd rather regret something I did than something I didn't do.
Ah, there isn't a finer evening around. A good wine, a good conversation, and a good setting bring people together in magical ways.
For fun? I enjoy trying new wines and beer (bit of a beer snob, actually. Haha), hanging out with my close friends and having epic, silly adventures, live music, etc... I'm pretty well-rounded, easy-going, and fun. Haha.
What about you, dearest?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: =Zach=
To: HB 9
Date: Jun 2, 2009 2:31 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
hahaha you always were a feisty little one!!
You reminded me a lot of my kid sister!!
I think you'll find I'm no where near as reserved as before my dear!!
I think you'll find long nights of decent conversation fireside, with a nice glass of wine will become a staple of our relationship!!
Maybe, just maybe we could try, we'll never know until we give it a shot!! And life is simply too short to be lived in the what if's?? You know??
That sounds amazing, it seems like you've been living life to the fullest!!
You've gotta let down your hair and have some fun every once in awhile too!!
What do you like to do for fun Ms. HB 9??
=Zach=
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB 9
To: =Zach=
Date: Jun 2, 2009 2:19 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
Oh no. Those tantrums are an ever fixed mark on my personality...
Have you come out of your shell enough to tell me more?
I used to get so angry that you couldn't talk to your own wife.
Oh, could we make things work? Has our history caused permanent barriers? We'll never know unless we try...
I've spent most of my time traveling to numerous countries in Africa and Asia building hospitals, orphanages, and schools. Pablo was just a meaningless fling. I was weak, lonely, and vulnerable at that point... There isn't anything I regret more.
I've become quite a different woman than once you knew...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: =Zach=
To: HB 9
Date: Jun 2, 2009 2:08 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
We've both grown so much!! But not too much, that we don't still know how to have a damn good time!!
Have you grown out of those temper tantrums that you used to throw??? They were so cute!!
Maybe, just maybe I could give us another try, I won't be so quick to judge this time!!
What have you been up to since Pablo???
Anything fun happening in our life??
Causing lots of trouble??
=Zach=
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB 9
To: =Zach=
Date: Jun 2, 2009 2:03 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
So much time has passed... The wounds have healed. Maybe now that we've grown... Maybe... *sigh*
Iceland for sure. Such a beautiful place with beautiful people.
We should have tried living in Spain or Italy...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: =Zach=
To: HB 9
Date: Jun 2, 2009 2:00 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
Ahh I know, and those few quick jots down the Nile, dancing the night away on top the Elfie Tower,
Seriously, with all those amazing trips, I don't think I ever stopped to see, if you could go anywhere in the world where would it have been my dear??
Geez!!! We seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot?? I mean we were pretty good together!!
=Zach=
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB 9
To: =Zach=
Date: Jun 2, 2009 1:48 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
I could never forget. Oh the many beautiful memories!!
Sipping wine in Vienna, Safaris in Kenya, and of course the art show in Barcelona. Oh what a wonderful five years it was.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: =Zach=
To: HB 9
Date: Jun 2, 2009 12:49 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
But you guys made a video and left it in the DVD player!! I know you only loved him for his Mexican accent and I don't blame you!!!
You know this doesn't have to get bitter!! Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you???
And those breath taking trips to New Zeland where we'd having snow ball fights and watch the sun set in our mountain top cabin??
=Zach=
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB 9
To: =Zach=
Date: Jun 2, 2009 11:56 AM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
You jealous bastard! There was absolutely no fling! Do you even know me at all?! How can you accuse me of such debauchery?!
Five years of marriage and you never could completely trust me.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: =Zach=
To: HB 9
Date: Jun 2, 2009 5:47 AM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
You know that's not how it was!! I had no idea that you won the lottery at 12 until after we were married!! I happened to like that fiesty attitude remember??
And we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember???
=Zach=
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB 9
To: =Zach=
Date: Jun 1, 2009 10:20 PM
Subject: RE: Hey Punk!!
I knew you only married me for the money.
Gold digger.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: =Zach=
To: HB 9
Date: Jun 1, 2009 9:53 PM
Subject: Hey Punk!!
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
=Zach=
ps. You can keep the house in Maui but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.
CHAT
