Okay guys, I've got a fresh brand spankin' new class starting tonight!!
And I wana start the night off strong, I'm thinking about jumping into the class right off and showing myself as alpha (if there are even any HB's lol)
thing is, I consider myself fairly solid, but a tad iffy when it comes to opening (def my sticking point)!!!

So I've been searching around and haven't seen in really "fucking blow your brains out" genius in class openers!!
Any help?? I'd like to come off as kinda C&F, as well as just funny!!
The only thing I've had normal success with is
*sit down next to target*
(obviously it's going to be direct)
OH MY GOD! we have him/her seriously??
*look at HB totally seriously*
I had a friend that took him/her last semister, said she whips you with laffy taffy if you fail a test, and this is college for real???
Don't worry, you stick with me and maybe, just maybe if you're lucky you'll make it out alive!!!


All my stuff tends to be pretty laid back and C&F, I just feel I sometimes hit that dancing monkey zone a little too fast!!
Sooooooo advice?? And maybe a couple kick ass openers??

Cheers my friends,
=Zach=

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What's My Age Again?

just go in there and own the place.
Walk in be like hey whats u to like everyone on your way to your seat.
Hi5 and shit.
Then just be yourself dude.
be interesting
your gonna be with her for like the next fue months.
No rush
Make sure that she knows you guys are sitting togeather next time in class.
Be like I would love to hang out later but I am really busy today and make somthing up.... then next time in class end the day with a date take he out right after class...to wherever it dun matter dont look like a wierdo tho takin her some place nice.