After I finished my workout downtown I decided to walk around and see if I could find any trim to talk up. I number closed an HB 8.5 easily. After that I had some confidence. I walked for a bit more. As I was coming to an interesction, boom! She hit my eye. An HB 10. This was just one of those girls I could not NOT approach. I would have beat myself up all day if I didn't even at least try. So after she crossed the street I walked past her and asked her for some directions to a major bookstore that everyone knows. The was pretty friendly and took the time to explain to me how to get to the bookstore. Gentlemen, this lady was fiiiiiine. She was wearing a low cut tank top and these beautiful, lush, honey colored full sized breasts just seemed to overflow the fabric as if to say, "Please f-close me now." Her backside was RIDICULOUSLY hot with those tight jeans barely even able to stay hugged around her wide womanly hips. This girl was so fine I started getting nervous and choking on my words a bit as we talked. The funny thing was, it wasn't hard to have a conversation with this girl. She actually seemed a bit interested in me and was asking me questions about myself. This of course made it easy for me to ask for her number. After she had given me her number, I then repeated the directions she had given me to the bookstore. She told me that the bookstore was next to this music store called HMV. I then repeated her directions again and said, "Okay, so I've gotta find HIV, and if I can get HIV I can find the bookstore?"

I didn't even realize the blurb I had made. She's like, "No, not HIV, HMV", and she kind of laughed. I laughed too but inside I was feeling like an idiot. I then thanked her and told her to hit me up with a text message if she had time and left it at that.

The thing I'm pissed about is that now she's going to associate the word HIV with me. Did I drop the ball? Is there anyway to recover? Fuck me

Chill, man. That means jack all. No, she won't associate HIV with you. She'll just associate a funny conversation with you. You're good to go. Go get it.