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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:33 am 
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ST: "Evaporate!"
response: we're at a (insert your location club, bar, etc) not science class you nerd (with a slight smile)

st: I dont go out with a guy who doesn't have a nice car


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:28 pm 
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st: I dont go out with a guy who doesn't have a nice car
Nice cars are pussy magnets, most men need them, I don't.

ST: You're ugly!


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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 12:01 am 
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ST: You're ugly!
PUA: whatever you say.
or
PUA: you obviously need (better) glasses :P
or
PUA: I guess you're into ugly guys then :D




ST: are you sure you're not gay?


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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:54 pm 
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ST: are you sure you're not gay?
are u sure ur gaydar is working properly?
or
did u leave ur gaydar at home?

ST: did you just touch my ass?


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 Post subject: Yes and No
PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:07 am 
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Yes and No
With my mind but not physically, don't worry it wasn't half bad. I was even.... MILDLY turned on for a second.


SHIT TEST: Hey because of (flaky reason) I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to hang out tonight.. Friday instead?


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 Post subject: Re: Yes and No
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:11 pm 
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SHIT TEST: Hey because of (flaky reason) I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to hang out tonight.. Friday instead?
You can come up with millions of excuses (why Friday is NOT good for you):

PUA: no sorry, I'm booked for the rest of the week.
or
PUA: *checks cell phone calendar* sorry, I have a date with (insert some girl's name here) on Friday :(
etc.



ST: how many girls have you slept with?


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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:10 am 
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ST: how many girls have you slept with?

Dude: None of your business missy, mischevious grin and change the subject

Or

Dude: say exactly how many it is and make absolutely no bones about it.


You wave a girl from across the room she comes over and says "now what"


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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:20 am 
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You wave a girl from across the room she comes over and says "now what"
PUA: haha, I was actually waving for my buddy... but you'll do. :) I'm [insert name]




ST: you're just trying to get into my pants, aren't you?


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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 5:34 pm 
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ANSWER: U wish! I was just checking out the size, they seem a bit tight.

ST: You really think, that you can get any girl you want dont you?


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 12:00 am 
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PUA: Dont worry..your not even near to come in my list (serious face)

ST: arent my new sunglasses cute :)?


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:45 am 
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PUA: Dont worry..your not even near to come in my list (serious face)

ST: arent my new sunglasses cute :)?
PUA: Yeah, they'd look better on me though.

Shit-Test: "Why do you want my phone number?"


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:11 pm 
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Answer: "did I ask for your number? I meant do you ave the time" and then grin

ST: "Havent I seen you talking to girls all night?"

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:31 pm 
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PUA: well, why were u looking at me all the time? interested ;)?

ST: (fakes being mad) im not talking at you anymore...


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 11:07 pm 
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PUA: "finally... I never thought you'd stop" again a cheeky grin

ST: "Your mean don't you think?"



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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:26 am 
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ST: "Your mean don't you think?"
PUA: yea I didn't take a nap today. :P I'm always mean when I don't get my daily nap 8)
or
PUA: mean? I haven't even started yet :twisted:



ST: you should use a mint, your breath stinks :P


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