stopping a moving target is hard. mystery suggests you walk past from behind and talk over your shoulder, but what if the set is walking toward you. i was downtown last night playing with some material i read here, and i found a good/funny opener to stop women in their tracks.

first of all i have to credit DR_SWING because this is a variation of an opener he posted on the "bar and disco openers" thread.

when a set is walking by you say "i wouldnt go that way if i were you"

them "why"

you "there's a crazy tweaked out cross dresser down there. no joke, he has feathery boas and a bullwip, and he is screaming at people about poppin cherries or something"

this line is long enough that they have to stop to listen. but the key is you have to be serious, but at the same time have a huge smile and be laughing.

i tried it about 6 times. it stopped 2 sets. i didnt get any #'s or anything out of it, but it was a fun opener to get some dialog started, and definetly has potential.

again i want to thank DR_SWING. great opener dude. always gets a laugh out of em.

hahahah it's funny but instead of saying that whole creepy line i would just say something else but the "don't go that way" should stop them right away.

Best one i heard for that situation but would perhaps alter the ending.

I like that u can add i wouldnt go that away
then grab their hands ( IF ure attitude is none care and u have a strong frame this is good) common il protect you this way , TL - Time LIMIT neg say i think ure both cute i like her better i also like you but me and you wouldnt workout my friend would love you ( Hit one the less Attractive one so u can get the best one